Mark Lynch
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- Motto
- Smoke all, drink all and then fall!
- Ich über mich
- "He's going down in a blaze of Tungsten fury" - Got to love the darts commentary lol
- Music
- Fuck music!
- Films
- Fuck films!
- Sports
- Fuck sports, except darts!
- Scared Of
- Fuck all!
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THE ONION GAME
The Onion Game first originated in Movilla Park, Portstewart and can become quite competitive, you have been warned.
Get an onion, decent sized one and place in your boxers (or down ur bags as the belfast boys were sayin that nite) and then without the use of your hands get the onion to roll down your leg and out the bottom of your jeans. Time each competitor and the loser must do a forfeit!
Each competitor must be wearin jeans, baggy jeans lead to disqualification!
You cannot take a bite out of the onion before placing down 'ur bags', this leads to disqualification.
Use of hands, disqualification!
Enjoy, i got a time of 33 seconds if i remember correctly, try and beat it lol1 Kommentar 643 Tage
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Monkeyed!!!!
This new word is all i hear in derry at the moment and its fuckin doin my head in, what a shit word.
MONKEYED - To be very drunk!
MONKEYED out of my tree - To be very very very drunk, mind absolutely nothin about what happened the night before.
Fuckin MONKEYED hi, was ah not! - Ah was very fuckin drunk hi, was ah not!
He was fuckin MONKEYED chief! - He was very drunk our man!
Monkey - Animal that swings from trees.
Monkeys - More than one monkey!
You monkey - You eejit!
Ah want to start a campaign, you hear anybody say monkey and they are using it to describe how drunk they were, clip them across the back of the head and tell them to wise up!
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My Mate Chuck Norris
The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.
James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.
Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
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Lead Off Drinker
"Drink al!"
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Coins |
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2nd Drinker
"Soupinator"
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3rd Drinker
"Fanny"
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Shooters |
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4th Drinker
"Quadruple vod there please"
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Finishing Drinker
"Stay off the jeger bombs!"
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Beer Pong |
Mark hasn't picked a bench yet.
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Mark hasn't picked a bench yet.
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You are The Todd[the Todd has farted earlier in the O.R]
Todd: "Dr. Wen threatened to sew my butt cheeks together."
Chris Turk: "And yet you continue to eat chili."
Todd: "Dude I'm takin' the cheese off.
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Cathal O'Kane13 Wochen heroi oi, wats craic? howd u get on fri nite? steamboats
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Colleen McCullagh14 Wochen herhaha! i didnt like hurley either and i didn't even know his real name wen i went up to him! aw sweet to be up there. we lost by a goal in the last minute, absolutely gutted, all that training and drinking bann for nothing! so feckin close. down in portstewart coaching footy for 3weeks there, then heading to spain for a week on sat, cant wait!! cain dingle was at dans? xx at least hes an interesting character.lol
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Colleen McCullagh
Yes lad!!! Hows Belfast? I am up in Coleraine staying in the port to do sum coaching for 3 weeks! in the County Final on friday against Killyclogher, so its all go. Its all quiet, gunna do sum celebrating though if we win!! hehe! Haven't talked to Carol she is too busy for me. hope to see you guys soon though! lol
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Dean Kerlin19 Wochen heraye, just goin solo at the min, its good craic, meetin loads of ones, got fuckin airlocked last night and lost my phone, what a disaster!!
Im in Darwin, its some spot, real party town.
I nearly cried there for a second just thinkin about the pulse. I will never set foot in the door of that place again. -
Dean Kerlin19 Wochen herLyncho!!! its been a while, i'l have to give you a ring one of these days to discuss how we're goiny slide me back into the hectic park social scene successfully if i come home.
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Whitey36 Wochen herAny word of this twenty20 cricket league kickin off?? we'll needy te get a 5 day test match friendly wey Fox Lodge organised in d nxt week r so, te i get my fast paced bowlin bac on track & i need te let Srinath kno that he's playin for us the year, fuck donemana!!...... HOWZAT??!!!
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Louise Mc Closkey37 Wochen herabsolutely lovin the profile pic! haha!
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Michéal Anderson38 Wochen herTheres no few yrs left in u lad-Ur liver is bound to b ready to retire wit u any day now lol oj.Well hopefully ull come back 2 us someday.Trainins goin the same as it always is at the start of the yr,Pure shit-Tryin to sweat out all that bear isnt easy lol.Gettin on not to bad tho.R u still playin away at the soccer for park?
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Jonny Hood38 Wochen herI tell u this young lunch. If theres a better farmer in Oz I wanny meet him. I is gettin on deadly horse. Livin in right in the deep south. We get power from a jenny and all. went out hass ridin this mornin. Im waitin on my assless chaps to come in the post. Maybe you could send me yours lol.Any craic back home? Who are you terrorisin with that 2 inch pecker this weather?
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Michéal Anderson38 Wochen herYis lad,Hope uve calmed down a bit wit the drink and drugs lol oj.Hows the form with u?Any word of u comin back to banagher??
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Adrian Devine39 Wochen hergone u away and whip paddys ass at pro evo and then hit him with ur wee elastic brutus or savecivic
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Jonny Hood39 Wochen herYou dont send me flowers......anymore
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Ron Burgendy40 Wochen herlad ive got a few good stories dont worry about that at all some that will really make u laugh!!! Yes i know that ur a useless bollacks to get too. though i think i was ringing to tell u that i was in derry or someting cant mind.
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Ron Burgendy43 Wochen herlad do u have a new number?
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Fionnuala Woods45 Wochen herMARK!!!!! After that last nite in farahs I had numerous bruises on my body, including one very big one on my right foot!!!!! I blame YOU for these painful injuries!!!!! teehee
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Jonny Hood46 Wochen herHi no better man to soup my vod n coke. Crimbo was good over here. Clean fooked for 3 days solid round bondi. Strooth. We went to a vantage point for new years and watched the fireworks from the bridge but we we're there at about 2 o clock in the day so as you can imagine the memories are somewhat hazey. Il just you tube it lol. How was farahs/ the bridge house/ glorias/ the rio grande/ leos/ vinny vetches/ bells/ the pondarosa/ the bus shelter?
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Jonny Hood48 Wochen herHows ur crum fat head?
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Emma O'Donnell51 Wochen herhey hey hey...wats the story??? ne scandal? just workin away...altho im off now for 2 whole weeks...me and the drink have some catchin up to do lol





















Groww a set of balls u fanny. lol
Jonny Hood 0 Antwortenthe lakeside will be hit brother!! seen a bit of the dartz last nite on sky sports news oi oi!
Cathal O'Kane 0 Antworten