It all started when our hyphen-happy protagonist, alex a.k.a amanda, woke up in a fanstic pumpkin patch. It was the eighth time it had happened. Feeling really displeased, alex a.k.a amanda backhanded a carrot, thinking it would make him feel better (but as usual, it did not). Giggling like schoolgirl, he realized that his beloved pancake topped with sugar an maple syrup was missing! Immediately he called his fundamentalist, guilt-dispensing friends, paul and barry the chuckle brothers. alex a.k.a amanda had known paul and barry the chuckle brothers for (plus or minus) 200,000 years, the majority of which were sassy ones. paul and barry the chuckle brothers were unique. They were intelligent though sometimes a little... dimwitted. alex a.k.a amanda called them anyway, for the situation was urgent.

paul and barry the chuckle brothers picked up to a very calm alex a.k.a amanda. paul and barry the chuckle brothers calmly assured him that most 3-legged wallabies yawn before mating, yet spotted wolf hamsters usually explosively shudder *after* mating. They had no idea what that meant; they was only concerned with distracting alex a.k.a amanda. Why was paul and barry the chuckle brothers trying to distract alex a.k.a amanda? Because they had snuck out from alex a.k.a amanda's with the pancake topped with sugar an maple syrup only three days prior. It was a sassy little pancake topped with sugar an maple syrup... how could they resist?

It didn't take long before alex a.k.a amanda got back to the subject at hand: his pancake topped with sugar an maple syrup. paul and barry the chuckle brothers panicked. Relunctantly, paul and barry the chuckle brothers invited him over, assuring him they'd find the pancake topped with sugar an maple syrup. alex a.k.a amanda grabbed his elephant and disembarked immediately. After hanging up the phone, paul and barry the chuckle brothers realized that they were in trouble. They had to find a place to hide the pancake topped with sugar an maple syrup and they had to do it randomly. They figured that if alex a.k.a amanda took the time machine, he had take at least eight minutes before alex a.k.a amanda would get there. But if he took the skiing turtle carriermobile? Then paul and barry the chuckle brothers would be exceedingly screwed.

Before they could come up with any reasonable ideas, paul and barry the chuckle brothers were interrupted by seven selfish 6 nostriled jellyfishs that were lured by their pancake topped with sugar an maple syrup. paul and barry the chuckle brothers turned red; 'Not again', they thought. Feeling concerned, they fearlessly reached for Paul's potatos and skillfully grabbed every last one of them. Apparently this was an adequate deterrent--the discouraged critters began to scurry back toward the imaginery desert, squealing with discontent. They exhaled with relief. That's when they heard the skiing turtle carriermobile rolling up. It was alex a.k.a amanda.

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As he pulled up, he felt a sense of urgency. He had had to make an unscheduled stop at MCDONALDS to pick up a 12-pack of chicken nuggets, so he knew he was running late. With a apt leap, alex a.k.a amanda was out of the skiing turtle carriermobile and went indiscriminately jaunting toward paul and barry the chuckle brothers's front door. Meanwhile inside, paul and barry the chuckle brothers were panicking. Not thinking, Barry tossed the pancake topped with sugar an maple syrup into a box of wolverines and then slid the box behind his hippopotamus. paul was angered but at least the pancake topped with sugar an maple syrup was concealed. The doorbell rang.

'Come in,' paul and barry the chuckle brothers indiscriminately purred. With a skillful push, alex a.k.a amanda opened the door. 'Sorry for being late, but I was being chased by some selfish self-righteous ass in a time machine,' he lied. 'It's fine,' paul and barry the chuckle brothers assured him. alex a.k.a a

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