11 Rules of Bebo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
one.
If you're ugly,
stop acting like you don't know it.
The captions under you picture that says
"top model pose"
"sexy bitch"
"arnt i hot"
doesn't convince anyone.


two.
To the people who have like 25,000 friends,
are you serious?
Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends.
You're stupid.
Go play in traffic.


three.
Don't ever post pictures and say
"manz lookin butterz"
"dnt watch dat..man wernt wid it dat day"
because if you were,
you wouldn't post them.


four.
Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;
even if you win,
you're still retarded.


five.
Making 20 bulletins a day
about how you have new pictures
and begging people to comment on them is pathetic.
Make the bulletin once if you have to,
and those who actually care about you
will comment on your pics.


six.
If all your pictures look the same,
don't post them all.
Please put some variety in your pics.
Nobody wants to see your face
8 different ways.


seven.
Who really cares if
I don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request or message asking
"what's up with you not adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend;
that's what's up!


eight.
Little year 6's who have bebos
and look like sluts,
go somewhere else
because nobody wants you here.!!!


nine.
If you have decided to read this,
you are a true bebo Friend.
Real friends read their bulletins.


ten.
I say you go and pass this on
and maybe it will finally get through people's brains
(if they have them).


eleven.
And if you open a msg and it says something like
"repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight,"
IT'S NOT REAL!
QUIT BEING AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!
PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO LIFE WHATSOEVER MAKE THAT SHIT UP THINKING THAT PEOPLE WILL FALL FOR THEIR STUPID TRAP!!! AND YOU DO!!!!

----------------Girls------------------
-----------are like apples-------------
--------on trees.The best ones-------
------are at the top of the tree.-----
----The boys dont want to reach----
---for the good ones because they ---
-are afraid of falling + geting hurt
So, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy.So apples at the top think
-somethin is rong with them,when in
--reality, they're amazing. They just
---have to wait for the right boy to---
----- come along, the one who's------
----------- brave enough to----------
-----------------climb all----------
----------------- the way--------
-----------------to the top--------
^^^^^^^^of the tree.^^^^^

if hip hop was high school

J-Lo would be the school slut.

METHOD MAN AND REDMAN would be the low key pot heads that only came to school to sell weed.

Master P would be the loser that nobody really knows,who wears his own clothes that nobody likes but still on the basketball team.

Beyonce would be the most popular girl in school and be the captain of the cheer squad.

R Kelly would be the dude that graduated 3 years ago and still goes back to the school to talk to girls.

Eminem would be the white dude who hangs with black guys and had all of their respects.

Ludacris would be the class clown.

lil wayne would be the thug that sat in class thinking about which girlz had dah biggest ass and what tat2 he would get next.

Kanye West would be the best dressed guy at school who gets along with everyone but the principal.

50 cent would be the guy who's been shot before and thinks he's cool because of that.

Ja Rule would be the wannabe thug that gets beat up by 50 cent

Biggie would be the fat ugly guy with the fine girlfriend who has
everyone wondering how he hooked that shit up.

Nelly would be the pretty-boy sophomore that plays on the varsity football team and all the females love him and most of the guys hate him.

Murphy lee would get all the fine girls simply because he hangs with Nelly.

Usher would be the school's hottest guy but is secretly gay.

Mariah Carey would be the mixed girl that looked white that only likes black guys.

Chris Brown would be that new kid that the ladies loved but the guys picked on.

Mary J. would be the sweet but thugish black girl that loved to sing.

Snoop Dogg would be the school stoner that drives a cadillac to school and smokes in class.

Pretty Ricky would be the group of dudes that ran trains on alotta girls

Rihanna would be the foreign exchange student from the Carribean that all the dudes hit on.

Sean Paul would be the guy that no one understands what he's saying but still gets girls.

Missy would be the fat ugly girl who is still popular.

Tupac would be the guy that everyone loves and recpected