Munter is choice
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- Group created: September 2007
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- A group dedicated to how choice Munter is!!! Go the Coromandel!!!
- Me, Myself, and I
- This is a group for people who
A) Recognise the choiceness and total brilliance of Munter
B) Want to come together with like-minded people to celebrate Munter
Munter’s physical age might be 21 but his mental age is about eight. Munter’s real name is actually Jared, but he’s been called Munter since he was two. When he was 18 he found out that Munter wasn’t a very complimentary name and briefly considered changing it – then realised he could have been called a lot worse. Munter is Van’s best mate and partner in crime. He has about as much luck in the criminal game as he does with nicknames.
For those of you who live under a rock, Munter is the star of NZ's best TV show for ages, 'Outrageous Fortune'. Munter is funny as hell but has a heart of gold. He enjoys life's little things, like a good beer or some Coromandel gold! We at the Munter is choice group suggest you tune in, TV3 9:30 Tuesdays, and enjoy just how choice Munter is!
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Should Munter have cheated on Casey and will she find out?
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The reason Munter is so damn cool is:
- He's funny as
- He's always (until recently) there for Van
- He's so wise
- He has a heart of gold
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Wohoo!!
Munter fans!! Massive effort so far but lets make it to 10,000 choice members!! Munter would be so proud!0 Comments 748 days
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Munter Look-a-likes!
Ok Munter lovers, we need you to send in any munter look-a-likes you can find. They can be real or photoshopped, when you find them, upload them to the photostream!! (you'll have to upload the photo in your own profile then in the Munter photostream)0 Comments 790 days
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Choice Quotes
"Hey, education is good. Up to the bit where you get expelled. Then you get to taste freedom." - Munter
"It must be hard. Trying to remember the truth when it's not actually the truth. It'd be easier if you could just lie, eh?" - Munter
"It's moments like these... you need one of my mum's cookies." - Munter
"Bro, you've got to forget her. You've got to empty your mind. Empty. Your. Mind." - Munter
(to Van) "I love you, man. But I really hope I'm never stuck in a life or death situation and you're the one who has to figure out how to rescue me." - Munter
"Do Men of the Minge buy their clothes in Ponsonby?" - Munter
"Is texting someone eighteen times and getting nothing back - is that stalking?" - Munter
"If a man goes nowhere and there's no-one there to see him, did he ever leave?" - Munter
Van: "What does ironic mean?"
Munter: "It means how come the guy with the job has never got any money for any piss?"
Munter: "Yeah, it was float like a butterfly, sting like a wasp."
Eric: "Bee."
Munter: "What?"
Eric: "Nah, the saying goes 'float like a butterfly, sting like a bee.'"
Munter: "How do you know how it goes? I only just made it up."
"I don't know what's happening with Van anymore. We used to have something, you know, special. Now all I get are text messages." - Munter
Munter: "There's a big fish up there with my name on it. Big snapper."
Van: "It's a fish called Munter."
Munter: "That's a cool name, eh?"
Van: "What's my fish called?"
Munter: "Van. Van Fish. And it's friends with the other fish, the Munter."
Van: "Yeah, and they like, swim around..."
Munter: "Just cruising, cos that's the kind of fish they are."
Van: "Yeah."
Munter: "The Van Fish and the Munter Fish."
Van: "And they're cool, man."
Munter: "Of course they're cool, cos they're in the water."
"They're big those Tongans, and no strangers to violence - cos their mums have been smacking them from when they was little." - Munter
"What I'm saying, Mrs West, is that I think I have this sixth sense I didn't know I had before - 'cause I look at Draska and I go 'no f**king way are you pregnant.' In heat, maybe, but not pregnant. I think maybe it's a Maori thing. " - Munter
"Chicks are way more devious than guys." - Munter
(on pregnancy tests) "What if the whole person is a false negative? Can that throw the test off?" - Munter
Munter: "It's an old Maori cure my Mum handed down to me from my koro."
Van: "Cure for what?"
Munter: "Anything. Vampire bitches who want to steal your wairua."
"You just mimed rooting your own sister. You have to think about these things before you do them." - Munter
(on crayfish) "They're the gold of the sea. They put the kai in kaimoana." - Munter
Later...
Munter: "Crays, man, they're like the chicken of the sea, man."
Van: "I thought they were the gold of the sea."
Munter: "They're also the chicken, cos if they go off, they make you hurl your guts and squirt your ring."
Van: "I gotta show [Wolf] I got the chops."
Munter: "You got the chops, man. You got big meaty chops, with sauce on top, and chips."20 Comments 790 days
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Xx Crazy Xx
I was just with him at the takeaways
In mt Albert.
I didnt know wat to do, i just smiled at him and ordered my food lmao ...
He hot in person 2
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Elliott Thompson5 days agohahahahaha munter yea crack me guy mayn
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Jr WHero6 days agomunters a funny fulla hahahaha mean maori mean rat shit thy dnt play more of it over here in ozzy cher cher bro
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Ruckaahs-2 weeks agobest programme effing ever.
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L Z L Y4 weeks agoyer ura funi keint . LOL
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Anne Beardsell5 weeks agoIve allways enjoyed watching you on screen. I'm also living the westie life. holla back long lost kuzzy bro. xxoo much love ooxx
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JEsse5 weeks agoyea outragous season final was mean as!!!!
If you r waiting for tha dvd coz u missed it dont scroll down...
I reckon pascal got shot not tha mum PEACE OWT!!!!!
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Omigod! They have a Band for Munter? Sweet. Hahaha.. He and Van is like the man.
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Youu're so Flippinq Riqht, No Detention of a Maori, Every Sinqle one of Us is Different
Munter, Fcuuk Leqend as Brau`
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