Munter is choice

woop woop, 10,000 members, shows just how choice Munter is!!

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A group dedicated to how choice Munter is!!! Go the Coromandel!!!
Me, Myself, and I
This is a group for people who
A) Recognise the choiceness and total brilliance of Munter
B) Want to come together with like-minded people to celebrate Munter



Munter’s physical age might be 21 but his mental age is about eight. Munter’s real name is actually Jared, but he’s been called Munter since he was two. When he was 18 he found out that Munter wasn’t a very complimentary name and briefly considered changing it – then realised he could have been called a lot worse. Munter is Van’s best mate and partner in crime. He has about as much luck in the criminal game as he does with nicknames.



For those of you who live under a rock, Munter is the star of NZ's best TV show for ages, 'Outrageous Fortune'. Munter is funny as hell but has a heart of gold. He enjoys life's little things, like a good beer or some Coromandel gold! We at the Munter is choice group suggest you tune in, TV3 9:30 Tuesdays, and enjoy just how choice Munter is!

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  • Wohoo!!

    Munter fans!! Massive effort so far but lets make it to 10,000 choice members!! Munter would be so proud!

    0 Comments 748 days

  • Munter Look-a-likes!

    Ok Munter lovers, we need you to send in any munter look-a-likes you can find. They can be real or photoshopped, when you find them, upload them to the photostream!! (you'll have to upload the photo in your own profile then in the Munter photostream)

    0 Comments 790 days

  • Choice Quotes

    "Hey, education is good. Up to the bit where you get expelled. Then you get to taste freedom." - Munter

    "It must be hard. Trying to remember the truth when it's not actually the truth. It'd be easier if you could just lie, eh?" - Munter

    "It's moments like these... you need one of my mum's cookies." - Munter

    "Bro, you've got to forget her. You've got to empty your mind. Empty. Your. Mind." - Munter

    (to Van) "I love you, man. But I really hope I'm never stuck in a life or death situation and you're the one who has to figure out how to rescue me." - Munter

    "Do Men of the Minge buy their clothes in Ponsonby?" - Munter

    "Is texting someone eighteen times and getting nothing back - is that stalking?" - Munter

    "If a man goes nowhere and there's no-one there to see him, did he ever leave?" - Munter

    Van: "What does ironic mean?"
    Munter: "It means how come the guy with the job has never got any money for any piss?"

    Munter: "Yeah, it was float like a butterfly, sting like a wasp."
    Eric: "Bee."
    Munter: "What?"
    Eric: "Nah, the saying goes 'float like a butterfly, sting like a bee.'"
    Munter: "How do you know how it goes? I only just made it up."

    "I don't know what's happening with Van anymore. We used to have something, you know, special. Now all I get are text messages." - Munter

    Munter: "There's a big fish up there with my name on it. Big snapper."
    Van: "It's a fish called Munter."
    Munter: "That's a cool name, eh?"
    Van: "What's my fish called?"
    Munter: "Van. Van Fish. And it's friends with the other fish, the Munter."
    Van: "Yeah, and they like, swim around..."
    Munter: "Just cruising, cos that's the kind of fish they are."
    Van: "Yeah."
    Munter: "The Van Fish and the Munter Fish."
    Van: "And they're cool, man."
    Munter: "Of course they're cool, cos they're in the water."

    "They're big those Tongans, and no strangers to violence - cos their mums have been smacking them from when they was little." - Munter

    "What I'm saying, Mrs West, is that I think I have this sixth sense I didn't know I had before - 'cause I look at Draska and I go 'no f**king way are you pregnant.' In heat, maybe, but not pregnant. I think maybe it's a Maori thing. " - Munter

    "Chicks are way more devious than guys." - Munter

    (on pregnancy tests) "What if the whole person is a false negative? Can that throw the test off?" - Munter

    Munter: "It's an old Maori cure my Mum handed down to me from my koro."
    Van: "Cure for what?"
    Munter: "Anything. Vampire bitches who want to steal your wairua."

    "You just mimed rooting your own sister. You have to think about these things before you do them." - Munter

    (on crayfish) "They're the gold of the sea. They put the kai in kaimoana." - Munter

    Later...

    Munter: "Crays, man, they're like the chicken of the sea, man."
    Van: "I thought they were the gold of the sea."
    Munter: "They're also the chicken, cos if they go off, they make you hurl your guts and squirt your ring."

    Van: "I gotta show [Wolf] I got the chops."
    Munter: "You got the chops, man. You got big meaty chops, with sauce on top, and chips."

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  • Xx Crazy Xx
    luv Xx Crazy Xx

    I was just with him at the takeaways :) In mt Albert.

    I didnt know wat to do, i just smiled at him and ordered my food lmao ...

    :) He hot in person 2

    11 hours ago
  • Elliott Thompson
    Elliott Thompson

    hahahahaha munter yea crack me guy mayn

    5 days ago
  • Jr WHero
    Jr WHero

    munters a funny fulla hahahaha mean maori mean rat shit thy dnt play more of it over here in ozzy cher cher bro

    6 days ago
  • Keegan
    luv Keegan

    Munter

    1 week ago
  • .
    luv .

    .omg i love munter !

    1 week ago
  • Ruckaahs-
    Ruckaahs-

    best programme effing ever.

    2 weeks ago
  • BIZZYBONE
    luv BIZZYBONE

    yea boii

    3 weeks ago
  • Sensimilla
    luv Sensimilla

    sweet

    3 weeks ago
  • L Z L Y
    L Z L Y

    yer ura funi keint . LOL

    4 weeks ago
  • SwiTch
    luv SwiTch

    fukn love u munta bro and makez me wonda if u chek dis page owt frm tym 2 tym.tu meke

    4 weeks ago
  • Uruuru
    Uruuru

    munter funNY as add me

    4 weeks ago via Mobile
  • Anne Beardsell
    Anne Beardsell

    Ive allways enjoyed watching you on screen. I'm also living the westie life. holla back long lost kuzzy bro. xxoo much love ooxx

    5 weeks ago
  • JEsse
    JEsse

    yea outragous season final was mean as!!!!

    If you r waiting for tha dvd coz u missed it dont scroll down...























    I reckon pascal got shot not tha mum PEACE OWT!!!!!

    MUNTER IS SOOO FUNNY!!!!!

    5 weeks ago
  • Jetty
    luv Jetty

    Omigod! They have a Band for Munter? Sweet. Hahaha.. He and Van is like the man.

    I love Outrageous Fortune.

    5 weeks ago
  • ' Hine
    luv ' Hine

    Queen Bee;
    Youu're so Flippinq Riqht, No Detention of a Maori, Every Sinqle one of Us is Different :DD

    Munter, Fcuuk Leqend as Brau`


    Arohanui (;

    5 weeks ago
  • -BecKy-Xx
    -BecKy-Xx

    munter is a stud muffin hehe

    6 weeks ago
  • 'Teresa'
    'Teresa'

    Fucken oats munters the man lol
    hahaha hes hot too lols !!

    6 weeks ago
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  • VickyLee Len
    VickyLee Len

    awww hes a hottie

    6 weeks ago
  • Danika'
    Danika'

    Meeeaann hhaha

    6 weeks ago