Well once upon a time in a venture into the town (his first in fact) the son of god embarked on a momentous expedition into the heart of belfast with Myself (Hummingbird gibson),J.Crowe,Lewis Rachael and Mr Madden - we were to get down and funky fresh to Feeder at the Ulster Hall.....and oh boy what a time it was - one of those events which becomes permanently etched on your physique till you die! We had a fairly good night of drunken stupour (e.g: bouncing around, beer firing into the air, myself on Crowe's shoulders and almost getting tipped over by Brian and Our Lord on the second ride!)....

Afterwards we hit the halls of "Hello Katey" Daleys & the Limelight to get more smashed, and met up with Sir Ricky Williams who came round sober and witnessed the hilarity that ensued, a few were starting to sober (although Lewis disappeared and I never saw him the rest of the night after a certain point - Crowe couldnt find him!)Skerf sat with us merrily in the corner headbanging to "Oh My God" by the Kaiser Chiefs we then wandered into the limelight to bounce around, but we had to physically carry our good friend andrew to the dancefloor and we thought he had stable balance.....bbuuuttttt once the pint glass he was collided with the floor during our dancing to "Paranoid" by Black Sabbath we were told by some big shaved ape to "get off!" so we did....

Then we were going to ehad home and Rick was our chaffeur and took Skerfio, Brian, Rachael and myself in his wagon, but before we could do that we had to wait until the nausea subsided we sat on the wall outside of dublin road cinema asking the messiah was he ok "ok, im ok.....no! Wait I feel sick again" so once we all felt abundantely less sicky we got in rick's car we got some real words of enlightenment! we were laughing at some other comments of the night (frankly i cant remember I was just as bad lol) but the one turn of phrase which rocked was from the man himself - "stopping laughing at me - im back now!!!" purely classic, there is much more but alas you already know too much.....

Skerf has embarked on a few rather violent trip (very unholy) Ryan Frodo Gibson and Bryan Madden Mcfadden were down in the beautiful scenic mysticism of Enniskillen and was a real eye opener, skerf during this time proceeded he proceeded to kick Bryan inthe face (oooohhhhhh) and toss the anti christ Karl Gibson with a painful sounding thwack down a hill (unprovoked!) and then of course almost drowned the aforementioned karl gibson by throwing him into a portrush swimming pool and Karl could not swim.......of course this all overshadows his slaughter of thousands of non believers in Israel but thats another story....

Phonebox of Doom

One night walking home from my abode (Ryans den) we were merrily traversing the craters and piles of bodies that litter mossley as he walked home, and for some reason the messiah took it upon himself to challenge a phonebox to a fistfight......the fight was brief, abrupt and momentous..... as it resulted in one attack thrown by JC which presented a broken hand for the chosen one and a moment of laughter for the inanimate phone box which stood beside mossley primary asthe undefeated champion!

(BASED ON A TRUE STORY!)