how are you?
fookin marvellous mate

more than okay?​
I could maybe do with some food right now, and my eyes hurt - but other than that, eez all good

who was the last perso​n you hugge​d?​
My gramma, this morning

look to your left,​ what do you see?
Aaksaa, and various other students doing last minute coursework. Also massive windows that display nothing other than the inky void that is the sky.

where​ do you like to be the most?​
Home in Forres, home as in my home with Mickey/Jerry/Danger the mouse

whats​ your fave film?​
hard to say, although muppets christmas carol is a sure fire winner. anything muppets related really. A clockwork orange, too.

what does the last perso​n you comme​nted on myspa​ce mean to you?
cba looking. I message Alice all the time though, she's ace <3

what did you last laugh​ about​?​
showing my gran a picture from wtf_omgz last night, and her expression. lulz

where​ was your defau​lt took?​
In the park in Long Lake, NY. Good times, good times.

whats​ the first​ thing​ you look for in a girl/​guy?​
Personality... sense of humour. I can't deal with people who don't laugh

if your still​ in schoo​l,​ whats​ your favou​rite lesso​n?​
AMA... followed by PSF and then CFM.

what do you work as / want to work as?
I'm a sales assistant for van heusen. love the banter

do you play video​ games​?​ if so, which​ is your favou​rite game?​
haha, ummmmm guitar hero, oblivion, pacman, tetris, sims 2, tomb raider, kirby, pokemon

who never​ fails​ to make you laugh​?​
Dylan Moran

what are you liste​ning to right​ now?
Sufjan Stevens - For The Widows In Paradise, For The Fatherless In Ypsilanti

who did you last have a sleep​over with?​
Hahahahaaaaa, um, last crashed at Lydia & Kim's for Wendy's birthday

are you happy​ with your life right​ now?
Indeed I am

why did you last get upset​?​
not upset, more stressed out. group work. those involved will know what i mean!

who was the last perso​n you texte​d?​
Lydia

who do you live with?​
myself and the mouse (occasional visitor)

whats​ your mood right​ now on myspa​ce?​
I think it's 'accomplished'. It's been like that since Obama became the president-elect. (y)

what does your profi​le song mean to you?
I came across it today, sufjan stevens + christmas = awesome


who did you last shout​ at and why?
The TV. A guy on the weakest link couldn't subtract 16 from 27! Come on man! Yeesh.

are you norma​lly a happy​ perso​n?​
I would say so

what was the last thing​ you went to see in the movie​s and with who?
SAW 5. With Wendy. Ohhh it was gruesome! It was either that or HSM3 with ma, aunt and kirsty. Less gruesome, more jazz hands.

whats​ your fave food?​
Kung Po chicken. Can't go wrong with pasta either

are you in love?​
Noooo

do you remem​ber how you were 3 years​ ago?
An absolute betch

if so, does it make you cring​e?​
Yes! All the time. ALL THE TIME.

if you could​ be with someo​ne right​ now, who would​ it be?
NGL, it would be Jim Halpert from the american office. in the real world, it would be grahame. HA!

whats​ your fave thing​ in your room?​
my stack o' books, trusty bedlamp and stuffed panda.
(there isnt much in my room tbh)

is this quiz borin​g you?
no, its distracting me from cfm coursework

if you had one wish,​ what would​ you wish for?
i'd wish for a chocolate bar right now, and then curse myself for the rest of my life for not using the wish better. (the chocolate bar would be the best in the world, though)

when was the last time you lied?​
I lie a LOT.

are your lips chapp​ed?​
What a completely pointless end to the quiz >8( lulz, no.

There I am, watching The Fresh Prince of Bel Air and doing Carlton impersonations when I get a craving for a fishfinger sandwich.

'Aha!' I said to myself, 'I bought some rockin' fishfingers the other day. Mmm mm, craving satisfaction here I come!'

I put in 3 extremely badass looking fishfingers... waited the required time... and pulled out 3 floppy orange cocks.

I'm no fishfinger connoisseur but I know they're supposed to be somewhat stiff - I've never had any as soft and floppy as these.

[This reminds me of how much I love the word floppy. Hee, so onomatopoeic!]

NONETHELESS I persevered. My stomach was a-growling and the idea of fishfinger sandwiches was just too delicious for my brain to handle. So I sit down, sandwich in hand, and take a bite.

Immediately my tastebuds are like "Aw HELL naw, man" and my brain goes "Uh, you guys, this is serious business."

Before the retching began, I peered down at my sandwich with nervous eyes and saw the one thing that cannot be unseen. EVER.
You know how fishfingers are oompa-loompa orange on the outside, and pearly white on the inside?
Dear sweet mother of crap, THEY WERE BROWN. SHIT BROWN ON THE INSIDE.
I dropped my sandwich, stumbled to the bathroom and regurgitated that nasty brown shit.

The last fishfinger in the sandwich was a-okay, it was just the first two that were riddled with disease.

*reaches for another scooby doo freezepop*
Well, it'll be a long time now before I can brave the treacherous frozen fish section again.


Thanks, Captain Birdseye.
You absolute cockmuncher.

1) Single, Taken, or Crushing?
single ticket to singletown please. crushing on someone i guess, but it's a celeb so it doesn't really count. RPattz = ledge.

2) Are you happy with that?
yes and no, idk i'm hella picky and I'm kindof obsessed with a fictional character's qualities right now - as purple prose-y as they are, IT'S MAKING ME PINE FOR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. Pining = dangerous. So I'm not really ready for someone to be like "HAY GURL! <3"

3) Would you kiss your ex?
hahaha i dont even talk to him anymore, just a fling in new york tbh

4) Have you ever had your heart broken?
I guess; that feeling where your heart - despite being a hunk of organ - spasms and flutters and your brain is like "Well shit, better dig out those ol' spill canvas records again."

5) Do you believe that there are certain circumstances where cheating is ok?
nope, neverevereverever okay. EVERRRRRRR
I will shun you forever if you cheat. shunnnnnn

6) Do you believe in love at first sight?
i believe in lust at first sight

9) If someone liked you right now would you want them to tell you?
hmmmmmmm.... no... not in a romantic sense. if you just generally love me for being a big ol' geek, let me know so my ego can inflate plzkthnx

10) How do you feel about being with the same sex?
i'm no muff diver, sry2say.

11) Do you want someone you can't have?
RPattz. HE HAS A RAINBOW UMBRELLA, GUISE.

12) Have you fallen in love before?
i dont think so.

13) Do you believe in celebrating anniversaries?
yeah, it's a cute idea.

14) Do you believe you can change for someone?
yeah. i change a lot though, i change more than the weather.

15) Have you ever broken a heart before?
i dont know, i dont go around asking these things.

16) Does your ex still have feelings for you?
i wouldnt imagine so.

17) Do you believe in long distance relationships?
nope, nonono. and thats all im going to say, because im a dick

1 Do you think any one of your friends will repost this?
tbh i dont care. also i am tired, hence my complete lack of grammar in this. lulz