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Eminem
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Male, 40,
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- from United States
- I am It's Complicated
- Member since: September 2007
- Last active: 11/1/08
- www.bebo.com/MarshellBruseM
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- shady
- Me, Myself, and I
- id like too say hello too all my fans this page is for you my name is marshall bruce mathers born in Kansas City, Missouri also go by Slim Shady and eminem i was married twice kim (Kimberley Anne Scott)we first met in 1989 at a friend's home when i was 15 and she was 13 .my life my daughter Haile Jade Scott, born December 25, 1995 i came out of nowhere in a meteoric rise to dominance of the rap industry. The reality is that i spent almost a decade in the trenches, receiving both criticism and accolades, before Dr. Dre took me under his wing to produce The Slim Shady LP.today its mostly producing i do now'i just say it as it is and thats that
- Scared Of
- NOTHING SO WATCH IT
- Happiest When
- WITH MY BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTER HAILE , IN THE STUDIO WORKING ON NEW SHIT AND HANGING WITH DRE AND FIDDY AND THE D12 GANG YE GUYS ARE MY HOMIES FOR LIFE .....
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SHADY
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here..4 Comments 295 weeks
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SHADY
Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
and started whoopin her ass worse than before
they first were divorce, throwin her over furniture (Ahh!)
It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr. Dre said... nothing you idiots!
Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)
Feminist women love Eminem
[*vocal turntable: chigga chigga chigga*]
"Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-what
Flippin the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though!"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse, than what's goin on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't
but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They got the Discovery Channel don't they?
"We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals
who cut other people open like cantaloupes [SLURP]
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
[*EWWW!*] But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes
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SHADY
Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records;
well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!
You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
"But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
So you can, sit me here next to Britney Spears?
Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
so I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
and hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
You little bitch, put me on blast on MTV
"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee!"
I should download her audio on MP3
and show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD [AHHH!]
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
so I have been sent here to destroy you [bzzzt]
And there's a million of us just like me
who cuss like me; who just don't give a fuck like me
who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
and just might be the next best thing but not quite me!
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LIl-Rascal10/26/08YEAH sup EMIN3M howz evrything wif kim an halie l8r
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X ChazKirby X10/15/08
heyy u r soooooooo cooooooooll u r very at rap soo fantastic add me
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10/13/08
Daaniel.
Hey Eminem! whats been up ive been listening to curtain call for lyk the last 24 hours lol plz wb shady
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10/13/08
Darnell Mcghee
yo shady am big fan i got some of youre videos on bebo you the best will you add me i have a them on my mobile its shady all over
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KeyMonahan.9/20/08
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooow
ur the real eminem 
can u accept me please, please, please, please, please
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9/20/08
Hotblonde
lol hae eminem its kayla here how r yooh? im yoohr bigest fan nd i hav all yoohr cds! jus thought yooh mite llik to knw that yoohr hott!
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Brigid O9/19/08Hey sexy shady wat u up too... Here guess wat Just found me first music I wanna rap too.. ha,ha deadly(great) fucken deadly.
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Brigid O9/18/08
yabba dabba doo you carazy fool lol hey sexy shady wat ya up too.. Not talking..
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Miles Man9/18/08wtf is that u man shit eminem lol howzit going? me just chillin playing ur muzik like Rap and hip hop well g2g now pce man nice meeting u man!!
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9/16/08
E E M
awwww..r u the real eminem i love you so much and ur music ur so cute lmao
lol heres a heart plz give it back plz im ur biggest fan
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Eminem - Marshall Mathers III9/14/08join . i dont think ur the real eminem infact i know u aint so stop bein stupid n wise up eh?
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Brigid O9/13/08
Here Sexy Shady I'm gonna give ya a tip for ur daughters right. Tell your daughters if anyone is giving them shit or hit'n them tell her too loaf (head butt) them between the eyes at the bridge of their nose so there eyes water too bits then while they're wiping there eyes too swiftly give them a swift fast kick in the bollox or for a girl lets say underneath and watch them fall like a tun of bricks. It works. I teach my daughter how too defend herself in case she gets bullied and is afaird too tell me cas she knows I'll only end up killing the little fuckers and end up in a cell for the night. Anyway thats not the point... Here me daughters giving out too me at the moment calling me a siscopath. I just hate kids getting bullied. Seen enough of that when I was young cas me half brother is half black. Anyway thats my shit not anyone else's but Em I know meself kids don't tell their parents everything. Even though I'm known as a cool mammy and all that ya know what I'm saying.
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Brigid O9/13/08
Hey sexy shady its 4 o clock in the fucken morning and I can't sleep too much shit goin around me head. So I'm just gonna annoy you right. I suppose I feel I can relate too you alot cas your daughter, your age, you lost your best friend too, and plus your as much as a basket case as me. HA, HA I'm always pranking me mates too. Cuting their hairs when they fall asleep on me sofa, pouring water on them, and just annoying them too bits, We even prank the local police station. The cunts took at lump off the back of me hair not too long ago when I feel asleep so I'm gonna get him for tat. Anyway too much shit goin on for me too be able too sleep through. Worry is fucken me up big time. Ya ever get that. If it is u and ur story isn't lies I'd say u did. I just want the best for me baby girl. Give her wat she deserves in life nothing less. The best of schools, colleges etc... Ahh ya probably think Im being rediculas.
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Brigid O9/12/08
Right sexy shady I'm on a mad one today again. I don't know maybe thinking of that fucken dick head Everlast He does me fucken head in ahh don't even get me started the fool who the fuck says "Top of the morning too ya" in Ireland wat the fuck.No wonder the Irish doesn't like him. Fucken asshole if ya ever get back talking too that ass tell him if he's gonna be writing songs about how Irish he is tell him too go look up on Youtube the way the Irish speak theres a lesson on youtube called HOW TOO SPEAK DUBLINEESE. Anyway something I wrote YOU MADE ME LAUGH WHEN TIMES GOT TOUGH TOO HELP ME ALONG WITH YOUR SONGS TATS ENOUGH YA HELPED ME TOO SMILE WHEN I FELT LIKE CRYING YA HELP ME ALONG WHEN I AM DYING INSIDE WITH THIS BULLSHIT OF A LIFE OF MINE TRYING TOO GET BY WITH MY DAUGHTER I'M NOT LYING YOU SPOKE TOO ME ON BEBO ITS TRUE AND TOLD ME TOO PICK UP THE MIKE AND TRY NOT TOO BE BLUE WITH THIS HEARTACHE OF BEING RAPPED AND TORN APART. FOR TAT Y'LL ALWAYS REMAIN IN MY HEART
yo slim im ur biggest fan i bet u hear tht every day im from scotland but now i wish i was from detroit accept me man plz im 10 but ive made my own raps yo im listenin to u while im writing yo hit me bak dawg !!!!
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