1. You’d like to meet the inventor of the ‘buzzer’ some night in a dark alley

2. You can go from cleaning up poop straight to lunch and not think twice
about it.
3. Your sense of humour gets more warped each year. Almost everything can
seem humorous....eventually.

4. You know the smell of different diarrheas and can identify them.

5. You can tell the pharmacist more about the medication they are
dispensing than they know.

6. You check the caller id on your day off to see if anyone from the
hospital is trying to call and ask you to work.

7. You've been telling stories in a restaurant and made someone at another
table throw up.

8. You notice that you are using more 4 letter words than you did before
you started nursing.

9. Every time someone asks you for a pen you can find at least 4 of them on
you (or in your hair)

10. You live by the motto "to be right is only half the battle, to convince
the doctor is the more difficult part"

11. You've told a confused patient that your name was that of your co-worker
and to holler if they need help.

12. Your bladder can expand to the size of a camels water tank.

13. You find yourself checking out other customers veins in the grocery
waiting lines.

14. You avoid unhealthy looking shoppers in Tescos for fear that they
will drop near you and you'll have to do CPR on your day off.

15. Your fingers have gone places you never thought possible.

16. You have seen more parts of the human anatomy than u knew existed!

Men are like bank accounts.
Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.

You laugh because I'm different...........
I laugh cause I just farted!

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.

Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?

There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

How Many Roads Must A Man Walk Down Before He Admits Hes lost?

Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?

Name : Alison Sherlock
Nick Names : Ally, Beanie (mum) Fat ass (Chris & Alistair)…
Birthdate : 8/3/88
Male or Female: Female! (so says the birth certificate!)
Birthplace: Dundonald
Current Location: Belfast
Eye Color: Greeny
Hair Color: Light Brown
Height: 5ft 5'' ish
Weight: 8 ~ 9 stone… how rude!
Piercings: yes (6… deary me)
Tattoo: nope
Single or Taken: Single

iPod – ? yes
How many buddies on your list – cba lookin
Screenname – Ally-Banter
Do you have a crush on someone- I don’t like that word
Do you like yourself – sometimes
Braces? – no. tho I used to want them coz I felt left out
Think your awesome? – of course! Lol. No.
Righty or Lefty – Rightys rock

___Your 'Firsts'___
Surgery – n/a
First piercing – ear lobes
First best friend – Rory lol
First Award – 60m Sprint or something in school lol
First Sport You Joined – ? hockey
First pet – snowy
First vacation – Haven Holidays prob
First Concert – ? duno
First Boyfriend- Michel haha

___Currently___
I'm eating - nothing
I'm drinking – Lemsip lol
I'm about to – go downstairs
Listening to – corrs
Waiting For – my supper
Watching – computer screen
Wearing –work uniform

___Your Future___
Want Kids? – yea- Tom will get lonely lol
Want to Get Married? – Yes, tho not rite now
Careers in Mind – Nurse

__Which is better with the Opposite__
Lips or Eyes – neither better
Romantic, Spontaneous or larma - Mixture
nice stomach or nice arms - both
Sensitive or Loud – not too loud, not overly sensitive
Hook-up or relationship - Relationship
Trouble Maker or Hesitant? –“Prankster!”

___Have you ever___
Kissed a Stranger –a few strange people!?- wel I actually did have to at one of Geralds partys for this weird game!!
Drank bubbles ?? random- but I think I did swallow some!
Lost glasses/contacts – Sun glasses all the time
Ran Away From Home – I pretended to a few times
Broken a bone – Yes. Wel chris did!
Got an X-ray – Yes- when Chris broke my ankle! GRRRrr!
Broken Someone's Heart – Not intentionally.. Hope not
Turned Someone Down – Sort of
Cried When Someone Died - Yes

___Do You Believe In___
God - Yes
Miracles - Yes
Aliens – Have you met my Family??
Love - Yes
Heaven - Yes
Santa Claus – As long as I keep getting presents!
Kissing on the first date – O yea- get in there lol. … Joshua Harris wudnt condone it!
Angels - Yes

___Answer Truthfully___
Is there someone you want to be with right now? Sort of
Star Sign – Pisces
School – used 2 b Bloomfield
Vehicle: Yes! Silver corsa… wen Alistair doesn’t steal it!!
Overused Phrase: “Yea well so… “actually being serious” “Banter” and other similar

___Your 'Faves'___
Sport To Play – Hockey prob I duno
Favorite piece of clothing – slipper socks
Brand Of Clothing? – wotevers in the sale!
What do you sleep with? – ?
Favorite School – school sux
Favorite Animal(s) – duno. Snakes r cool
Favorite Books –don’t reali read that much
food: Joe’s Kitchen & Arnolds at the min
Pub/Disc/Restaurant: Pizza Hut!
Sweets: Pretty much anything
Number: ? erm 98694456223525 lol
Color: Pink .. I don’t reali know
Animal: Snakes 
Drink: Apelzaft! Lucozade sport
Body Part on Opposite sex: Yes, preferably them all.
Perfume: DKNY Delicious/ Ralph Lauren. Wotever I duno
TV Show: CSI/ 24
Music Album: Love Actually/ wotevers on my ipod
Movie: Napolean Dynamite lol (joke) Urban Legend
Actor/Actress: Duno.

------This or That --------
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
McDonalds or BurgerKing: McDs chips, BK burgers
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Coffee
Kiss or Hug: Both… why not (tho depends who it is!)
Dog or Cat: I have to say cat coz shes beside me!
Rap or Punk: Neither really
Summer or Winter: Both
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Bit of both
Love or Money: Love (but with money too!) 
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