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Jonathan Robertson
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- Hey im Jon i lives in hucclecote wiv me family.I works an Envy/Lansons niteclub which i luv...got really good friends Spac,Andrea,even BAILEY XX an my BEST MATE in the WHOLE WIDE WORLD is JADE luvs er 2 bit xxxxxxxx it'll happen soon..........
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- Sleeping, drunk, meetin me spac n er daughter in twn loads of things
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BAR WORK
10 things that really piss me off whilst working in a bar
Some top 10 things that really piss me off whilst working in a bar...
1. When its really busy and people are queuing for ages, even staring and moaning at you because they've been waiting for ages, and when you finally get to them, they have no idea what they want.
2. Same as above, but they wait until the last minute to ask what their mates want even though their mates have been stood next to them for the same amount of time. Similarly their mates also don't know what they want.
3. When people take ages to give you money, and then proceed to give you £23.50 worth of change that you have to spend time counting.
4. When people say "2 shots please"....well two shots of what ya dickhead???
5. When you spend ages serving a huge round to a flashy looking person, with your nicest smile and upmost politeness and they still don't tip you. Bastards.
6. When complete arrogant strangers ask for your number, mostly in a semi-pretentious "go on love, you know you wanna" way...I don't even know you! Fuck off!
7. When people consciously tip you 20p...with a "Here you go hun, you keep it" sympathetic comment. Thanks, what am I gonna do with that...
8. When people finally decide what they want, then change their minds.
9. When people decide what they want, change their minds, pay for their drink, then as you're giving them their change they say, "Oo actually can you make that another 4 Jack Daniels?"
9. A common scenario:
Customer: How much is a vodka coke?
Me: £2.50
Customer: How much is a jack daniels and coke?
Me: £2.50
Customer: How much is a bacardi and coke?
Me: (off to check it on the till) £2.50
Customer: I'll just have a VK.
10. The credit card machine in general.
a) no you can't buy £1.50 worth of drink and put it on your card.
b) no it didn't go through and it really is your card not the machine.
c) argh you took the card out even though it says "do not remove card" now we have to do this all over again...
Any more things to add to the frustration that is bar work???
One more:
When people you don't even know ask for free drinks, or a "discount"...like what have you ever done for me ya ignorant fuck??
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Death
Lost and confused
Battered and broken
Explosive and unstable
Hurt and afraid
Misunderstood and very dazed
My emotions run wild,
As I remember the days when I was a child.
So fragile and weak,
Always afraid to speak.
You made me sit in my room for days on end,
Then you would come in and pretend you were my friend.
And as you talked to me I would descend once again,
Into my fragile state of my mind.
You made me feel like I was worthless,
I kept to myself all of my aloneness.
If I told anyone what was going on,
You would yell and say that it was only the family’s business.
Because of you I never told,
And it is now that I feel so cold.
My flashbacks come back every no and then,
All because I had to pretend,
That everything was great in my life,
Even though each day that passes by,
Makes me want to Die.
This is all because of you.
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G M11/20/10
I just snagged $800 in 4 days at home on the computer! Made it with - http://goo.gl/BqWAX Dont forget to thank me!
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7/23/08
Xdiamondeyesx
i'm fine thanx hunni! were u working now then? n were u fucking off 2! can i fit in ur suitcase?
i'm workin 4 a newspaper in town! abit boring bt easy money! try n make it out 4 my b'day! if not we'll def hav 2 make a date n meet up 4 a drink! love u xx S xx
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Xdiamondeyesx7/22/08Hey baby! i havn't spoken 2 u in bloody ages johnny! hows things? wot u up2 these days then hun? it's my 18th in 2weeks, n i really want u 2 cum out!!!! w/b love u xxx xx x
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Xx Haybabyd Xx3/19/08oi ya fuckkkkkkeeerrrr!!!
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Faye Rickaby12/19/07jon!
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Hayley D12/19/07yea im all gud thx hope u r 2? miss u 2 i hate tht place lol help me get out jonny!! yea il tell her u say hi. well i dunno wen im guna pop in there ant bin there 4 ages xxxxxx
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Shann11/6/07Heyy Ant spoke in ages Lol Yew alriite? TB xxx
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Miss J Ryt Eya10/29/07yer im gud fanx! i've been workin aswell, im ill tho nw so i ent goin in2 work, poor me!lol u still workin at kfc? xxxx
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Miss J Ryt Eya10/28/07hey john! u alryt, saw u on sarahs profile so fort id write u a comment! hows u? wot u been up 2? wb xxxx
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Hayley D10/3/07aww why not jonny?? xxx
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Mark K7/12/07hey m8. I'm good. I would say hi for you but can't. I'm not working at envy anymore. I quiet. couldn't be bothered to put up with all the shit going on. how are u? u ok??
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Ruth Curran6/25/07oi you cheeky mare, just what do you think i get up to on my time off!!! Missing you all too, will be back on 14th july for the weekend i thinks!! Hopefully catch up with ya all then!! XXXX
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Mark K5/24/07yeah sounds good mate. big pic of all the team. we're do it on the weekend. i'll bring my camera in on the weekend
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Mark K5/24/07hey m8. i'm good. same old same old, do you know there's a KC's Appreciation Society on facebook. whats more its got more memembers than liquid, innteraction and moda. might go on there and tell them its called bloody envy & lansons
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Hayley D5/17/07hey there jonny! im ok thx u? work was wicked as always lol joke!!! very very borin cuz u wernt there x
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Hayley D3/29/07ello im ok thx, howz u? do i ever av a gud day at wrk!! wat u bin doin , bein a gud boy i hope lol wb xxx


hey mate. hows it going? just set up a bebo account.
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