Tickets this way for the chatsworth express
Come watch pikes makin a mess,
of the lifes they were given by him upstairs and kids there convinced arent actually theres
Wot sounds on earth could ever replace,
kids needin money or wives in ya face,
cus this people recon and me included is why Pubs and Drugs were kindly invented,
to calm us all down and stop us goin mental.
These are chatsworth estates basic essentials.
We r worth every penny for grindin ur axes,
u sit on our heads,
put you pay the taxes.
Imagine a britian without chatsworth buccaners,
who would cum on ya face for the price of a beer eh

MAKE POVERTY HISTORY CHEAPER DRUGS NOW !!!
MAKE POVERTY HISTORY CHEAPER DRUGS NOW !!!
SCATTERRR
PARTIEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

1. Your Name:
2. Age:
3. Favorite position (s) ?
4. Do you think i'm hot?
5. Would you have sex with me?
6. lights on or off?
7. Would you have to be drunk?
8. Would you take a shower with me?
9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me?
10. Would you leave after or stay the night?
11. Do you like cuddling afterwards?
12. Would u prefer Condom or skin?
13. Do you give Oral pleasures?
14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures?
15. Have sex on the first date?
16. Would you kiss me during sex?
17. Do you think I would be good in bed?
18. Three sum?
20. How many times would you like to cum?
21. could i use you as a booty call?
22. Do you like fore play?
23. What is fore play to you?
24. Can we take pictures of the act?
25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?

ONE.
If you're ugly,
stop acting like you don't know it.
The captions under you picture that says
"top model pose"
"sexy bitch"
"arnt i hot"
doesn't convince anyone.

TWO.
To the people who have like 25,000 friends,
are you serious?
Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends.
You're stupid.
Go play in traffic.

THREE.
Don't ever post pictures and say
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
"OMG,I'm so fat"
because if you were,
you wouldn't post them.

Four.
Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;
even if you win,
you're still retarded.

FIVE.
Making 20 bulletins a day
about how you have new pictures
and begging people to comment on them is pathetic.
Make the bulletin once if you have to,
and those who actually care about you
will comment on your pics.

SIX.
If all your pictures look the same,
don't post them all.
Please put some variety in your pics.
Nobody wants to see your face
8 different ways.

SEVEN.
Who really cares if
I don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request or message asking
"what's up with you not adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend;
that's what's up!

EIGHT.
If you have decided to read this,
you are a true bebo Friend.
Real friends read their bulletins.

NINE.
I say you go and pass this on
and maybe it will finally get through people's brains
(if they have them).

TEN.
And if you open a msg and it says something like
"repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight,"
IT'S NOT REAL!
QUIT BEING AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!
PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO LIFE WHATSOEVER MAKE THAT SHIT UP THINKING THAT PEOPLE WILL FALL FOR THEIR STUPID TRAP!!! AND YOU DO!!!!