1. Don't ever lie to us; we always find out.
2. We don't enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy listening.
3. Don't say you understand when you don't.
4. Girls are pretty, but yours is the Prettiest!
5. You don't have PMS; don't act like you know what it's like.
6. Saying something sweet might get you off the hook; doing something sweet will always get you off the hook.
7. If you talk about having a big dick; we know you don't.
8. We don't like it when you act like Mr. Big.
9. No matter what you say, your ex-girlfriend is a hoe.
10. Its good to be sensitive, sometimes.
11. If you did something wrong or even if u ddnt, apologize.
12. We are self-conscious by nature; we cant help it.
13. We are DrAmA queens.
14. Dont ask us to give head; if you are nice you jus might get it
15. Hugs and kisses mus be given at all times
16. We dont shave our legs everyday so get over it.
17. Dont compare our breasts with Pamela Anderson's hers are fake, jus remember that. (PLUS u have a better shot at ours than u ever will with hers)
18. We are beautiful at all times
19. You can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big fat guys, and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why the hell can't you piss in the toilet and not on it.
20. Most importantly: we are always right; so don't forget it.