Mark Elsdon

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Mark Elsdon
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  • Male, 24, Luv 51
  • from Hawick - Scotland
  • I am In a Relationship
  • Profile views: 16,204
  • Member since: February 2005
  • Last active: 6 weeks ago
  • www.bebo.com/Almunia_Almunia

About Me

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i think i wanna try me some of that shit........
Me, Myself, and I
Well well well.....hello there!

At the mo >>> working hard, training harder...occassionally partying!

Earplug? Why thank you!
The Other Half Of Me
Lauren

Lauren

"Mammy is she off the X-factor?!"

Loves:
Training, partying, gigging, chilling, reefing, speaking incomprehensible shite, eating, sleeping, conversing, reading, travelling, smiling, laughing, spending time with friends, family & lauren, dreaming of future happiness, reminiscing......
Sports
Running, running and running...800mts to half marathon...keeps the mind fit as well as the body!
EGG OF THE MONTH
Boiled egg on toast with lea & perrins! v.tasty.
In zee pipeline:
Maccabees gig, edin 10k run, friendly fires gig, Sunshine Underground gig, weekend in the Yurt for Doctor Doug's bday, summer running meetings, Lenny Kravitz gig, T in the park, Santorini wedding in September....
Top 3 Favourite Stories:
The one with hutton and the earplug; the one with a wet fart and a pristine bean; the one which involves hutton, projectile vomit and 6 penguins.

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    • Obituary of the late Mr. Common Sense...

      Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as:

      Knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair and maybe it was my fault.

      Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).

      His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate, teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student only worsened his condition.

      Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

      Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

      Common Sense became depressed as the Ten Commandments became contraband, churches became businesses and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

      Common Sense finally gave up the will to live after a woman failed to realise that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

      Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents - Truth and Trust, his wife - Discretion, his daughter - Responsibility and his son - Reason.

      He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers: I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim.

      Not many attended his funeral because so few realised he was gone. If you still remember him pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing!

      0 Comments 981 days

    • Saturday Night Madness

      The following are text messages received by me, Mark William Elsdon, on Sunday 11th March at 04.00 hours from Jamie "John Wayne bang-bang you're dead" Dyce and Cheryl "i'm gonna kill those frickin' indians" Brydon.

      1. Yeah he shot loads of indians because they were trespassing on my highly sophisticated soil and the land his father's owned.

      2. Because it was three men and a little man.

      3. Pow in the kisser! With a sheriff bullet that beats your bow and arrow ya son of a bitch.

      4. And the man with the furry feet who brought one woman who wants your baps in her mouth.

      5. The can with the bullets of John Wayne's gun bang bang.

      6. ACCCKKK!!!

      1 Comment 986 days

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    • Lauren
      Lauren

      get some fotos up..u have more than me..and my uploader isnt working properly..only managed to get 5 up. what u upto for tea the nite?xx

      32 weeks ago
    • Lauren
      luv Lauren

      Howdy....x

      34 weeks ago via Mobile
    • Craiktona
      luv Craiktona

      I have NEVER seen an old person eating a twix!
      Be honest with yourself ... have you?
      Wonder why that is eh. Maybe the caramel is too tough on the false teeth? Killin me like.
      I'm gonna offer and old person a twix this week and take a photo of them taking their first bite.
      First Photographic evidence of an old person tucking into a twix.

      35 weeks ago
    • beauttty
      beauttty

      Heyyyyy
      Personal Invite! (:
      please would u become a member
      Leave your name please!!
      Pic up?
      - Attatch a photo
      ALBUMS:
      *Girls
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      38 weeks ago
    • Lauren
      Lauren

      a just had a look at fotos of almunia, cos idnever seen him before..he is a MINGA!!!!!!!

      38 weeks ago
    • Sammyantha
      Sammyantha

      how e diddlin?x

      39 weeks ago via Mobile
    • Lauren
      luv Lauren

      have some love..i havent gave u any in a while x

      39 weeks ago
    • Craiktona
      luv Craiktona

      Hello brother, I'm jolly good danke, u?
      I will send u the 1984 regulations to browse at ur leasure.
      My bread of choice for the big day will b warburtons fine crust.
      Truely scrumptious with some butter n marmalade.
      Im using my Russell Hobbs 1372 and its as fast as me on speed.

      42 weeks ago
    • Andrew Hutton
      luv Andrew Hutton

      I did indeed. Just looked at Kirstens photies. They're the best I ever did see. See u tomorrow gringoid.

      43 weeks ago
    • YowzA Cowza
      YowzA Cowza

      Me,Bode Hilly are set to grace thailand in early march..there will be some wild time's ahead im sure my friend...hehe..

      Glasvegas nice,av heard there pretty unreal live...hhhhhmmmmmmm..

      wee went to a 3 day music fest over the new year..there was a few british acts playing like carl cox,mystery jets,franz ferdinand,the kooks to name a few...i have to admit i spent a good majority of my time dancing my wee nips off in the dance stage which was in a wood covererd in huge green vines...wup wup...Carnage...

      speak soon matey....

      43 weeks ago
    • Tommy Mcguigan
      Tommy Mcguigan

      oh hiya pal! yip, al be there on friday nite. cant wait. should be nuts! u stayin up? we can go cruising in ma bubble!!

      43 weeks ago
    • YowzA Cowza
      YowzA Cowza

      ah..how pleasant to hear from you my good friend...

      just in Auckland at the moment,working and trying to save sum cash for thailand..i keep blowing the lot on the old witches brew at the wknd's though...off to thailand in march,in search of beautiful golden sand beaches and hopefully a new wife i can bring back home and parade her like a manakin in a shop window...hhhhhhhhhmmmmmmm....hehe.
       ..

      what you been up to,any gig's and carnage recently..??....


      "PLEASE KIND SIR,SPARE ME A DIME..."

      44 weeks ago
    • YowzA Cowza
      YowzA Cowza

      HAPPY NEW YEARS MY FRIEND....

      how'd your festive period go,mine's was rather hard going on the body...well worth it though...hhhhhmmmmmm..??....
      x x

      45 weeks ago
    • Lauren
      luv Lauren

      change ur profile..i am no longer king rat!!!!!and get some fotos on, we were on holiday 6months ago!! hahaha xxxxx

      46 weeks ago