The Why's of Men
>1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
>(because they are plugged into a genius)
>2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
>(they don't have enough time)
>3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
>(they don't stop to ask directions)
>4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
>(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor
lock)
>(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)
>5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
>(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parties)
>6. WHY DI D GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
>(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)
>7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
>(don't know.....it's never happened)
>And the personal favorite:
>8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
>(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)
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Adult Sex Quiz
Q.) What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, and Blowjob?
A.) Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a
blow! job.
Q.) Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
A.) So men can be open minded.
Q.) What's the speed limit of sex?
A.) 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.
Q.) What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
A.) The longer you play with them, the harder they get.
Q.) What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?
A.) You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!
Q.) Three words to ruin a man's ego...
A.) "Is it in?"
Q.) What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A.) A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.
&! nbsp;
Q.) How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex?
A.) One of his fingers is clean.
Q.) What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
A.) Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
Q.) What do bungee jumping and hookers have in common?
A.) They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed.
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