1----I sucked
2----I fucked
3----I shouted at
4----I ate out
5----I jerked off
6----I fingered
7----I licked
8----I hooked up with
9----I cuddled with
10---I slept with
11---I molested
12---I beat up



Whats the date you were born on
01------an easter egg
02------a homosexual
03------a fluffy doggy
04------a cat fish
05------a horsey
06------a toothbrush
07------a evil elf
08------a prostitute
09------a blind man
10------a power ranger
11------a homo
12------Paris Hilton
13------your mom
14------a lesbian
15------an overweight Asian woman
16------a jew
17------a black pornostar
18------a moo cow
19------your daddy
20------a pork scraching
21------a bag of weed
22------a drug dealer
23------a whore
24------a pickle
25------a french fry
26------Santa Claus
27------a homeless guy
28------The frosties advert guy
29------a Mexican
30------a naked jabber
31------a condom


Whats the coloured top are you wearing now.

White------Because I have a ingrowing nipple
Black-------Because I have a gigantic penis
Pink--------Because I have amazing boobs
Red---------Because I love giving blow jobs
Blue--------Because Im a loser
Green------Because I hate my life
Purple------Because Im gay
Gray--------Because I was wasted
Orange-----Because fiona told me to
Polka Dot--Because I have an extreamly small dick
Other-------Because I smoke crack

The poem

Our Lager,
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk, (I will be drunk),
At home, as it is in the pub.
Give us this day our foamy head.
And forgive us our spillages,
As we forgive those who spill against us.
And lead us not to incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers.
For thine is the beer, the heavy and the lager.
For ever and ever.
Barmen.


Things that are ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk...


a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.
b) Nope, no more booze for me.
c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.
d) No kebab for me, thank you.
e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
f) I'm not interested in fighting you.
g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.
h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no co-ordination. I'd hate to look like a fool.
i) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.
j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.


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Recipes sent to the band!

1. Vodka skittles - its like takin vodka straight. You put one packet of skittles in a bottle of vodka, shake it real hard and leave it in a freezer for minimum 4 hours.... ITS BRILL!!!. Den theres the vodka jelly.. Makes drinkin even crazierr.. u'd never think these things make u get pisd quicker !!


2. The hurricane - Fill a mixing glass with cracked ice. Add rum, galliano, passion fruit syrup, and orange juice. Shake and strain into highball or collins glass filled with ice cubes. Top with a splash of Rose's lime juice and a splash of pineapple juice.


3. Got another recipe for ya... Vodka Gummy Bears!!
You put gummy bears and vodka in a bowl, and leave them soaking overnight in the fridge.. next day or night they're ready
YUMM!!!

4. Cheeky vimtos?? -- as though makin a vod n coke, bt instead o the vod u add port, n instead o the coke its blue wkd, omg yummy!!! - aparently bt warnin, dus come with a hangover the next mornin!!!

5. Blue Lagoon. This one looks so wicked!! 30 ml vodka 30 ml curaçao 30 ml lemon juice 1 slice lemon, glacé cherry and cocktail stick to decorate Measure alcohol into cocktail shaker, shake well and serve over ice. Put cherry and lemon slice on cocktail stick to decorate and serve.

6. Berry punch?? Get some strawberrys and rasberrys leave them soaking in vodka and champagne (or lambrini if your not that posh) add some cranberry juice then drink! Sophisticated and an easy way to get drunk!!

7. SNAKE-BITE Half pint of lager Half pint of cider Dash of black-current juice B-E-A-U-T-I-F-U-L !!!

TRY THESE RECIPES OUT AND TELL US WHAT YOU THINK OF THEM !!!!!

AND KEEP SENDING THE RECIPES THEM IN TO THE BAND SO ALL YOU FANS CAN TRY THEM OUT AND TELL US WHAT YOU THINK OF THEM !!!!

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