(1)Randy- "we used to be able to buy 4 steaks when we shopped at Wal-Mart..."
Stan- "But dad, everyone in the town agreed not to shop at Wal-Mar...."
Randy (cutting him off)- "I know! I KNOW! GOD! MLLLEHHH"

(2)'Stan????, Staaaaaan?'

(3)'You call your friend an asshole right NOW!!'

(4)"In the outside world I'm just a simple geologist. But in here, I am Falcor, defender of the alliance."

(5)Stan, where've you been! Your mom has worried SICK! And I've been watching Tv!"

(6) I thought this was America!

(7) Um, we don't pound butt, Mr Garrison, we're

( Stan - Does that mean we have to go to church again?
Randy - No son, it means we get to. It means, we get to.

(9)what seems to be the officer problem

(10)change change "this is all i got take it" change change "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

(scene from warcraft episode)
Stan: [shaking Randy] Dad? Dad?
Randy Marsh: [Valkorn the warrior, answering] Staaan.
[falters a bit, but Stan holds him up]
Randy Marsh: I've never been able to say this before, but... I love you, son.
Stan: I know you do, Dad.
[Valkorn swats Stan's hand away, then moans a bit and dies]

Randy Marsh: Stan! Stan!
Stan Marsh: Hang on guys, my dad wants something.
Randy Marsh: Stan!
Stan Marsh: What?
Stan Marsh: You've been on your computer all weekend. Shouldn't you go out and socialize with your friends?
Stan Marsh: I am socializing r-tard! I'm logged on to an MMORPG, with people from all over the world and getting XP with my party using teamspeak.
[pause]
Randy Marsh: [hurt] I'm not an r-tard.

Randy Marsh: Words with venom, words that bind, / Words used like weapons to cloud my mind. / I'm a person, I'm a man, but no matter how I try, / People just say, "Hey! There's that Nigger Guy." / Everywhere I go it's always the same, / Everyone just thinks of me as that one single name. / "Hey Nigger Guy!" "Nigger Guy!" "Hi Nigger Guy!" Stop! / Now go, call me Nigger Guy, fill me with your hate, / Try to bring me down, boop bop you're too late. / When will it end? Will there ever be a time / Where I can be thought of as more then just Nigger Guy? / Respect. thats the funniest 1

who can draw the best pitcure of randy if u do il leave u be a moderator