'U no, like your dads afro?' 'Im sorry, wait, is your dad black or something!'

'Lets throw that guy over board, pphh, sick of that guy'

'Give me 5 minutes, think ive got a lot of wind, in fact i think its this limeade'

'Yeah, its still not solid'

'Sam, Sam, Fucus'

Fishing Names
Haribo - Master Baiter - Good at luring in the fish, but not able to catch one
Sam - Dodgy Hooker - Poaches other peoples fish and catches them himself
Woody - Crabs - Caught Crabs

'Un petit peu' thats french for 'A little bit'

Kapeite - means 'spoon' in Hebrew, supposedly makes Israelis laugh!!

'We went fishing with Doug today.' 'You went fishing with the 'dug'

'Come on 'Chuppie'' 'Chuppie? is that your last name?' 'Yes my name is Mr Chuppie'

'Felix da house cat, he is crazy'

A pile-on occured at half 12 NZ time, Samuel he took it!

French can be a funny language, especially when the real French dont get your french!

'Felix, hows tricks?' 'Iam hungry' long pause 'Iam goin to eat you, rraagghh'

Nils - 'looking at my bitches' (these germans are crazy)

'Ettouffer du poulet' does not make sense in Fench!
'Comment va ton pere?' does not make sense in French!
'Sa lercher des balle' does not make sense in French!

'Whats he got on his face?' 'Hey, what have you got on your face you crazy french bastard?'

Terry classics
'You swine'
'These trees are evil'
'Chantelle thinks that Chelsea and Liverpool are my friends, she hasnt got a clue who they are!'
'I picked one apple and im just soaked, im not doin it!'

Julie 'Who are these pair of louters hanging down by the office'
Doug 'Oh its probably just Sam and Calum'

'Are watching that?' 'Maybe, i mean.....no' 'Good, could you turn it off, ive never owned a tv in my life and i find the whole thing quite intolerable'

'Do midget people have midget babies or are they just the normal size'

'Wow, she's cute...............I like her face!'

'Is that it? No look its still flickering! Yeah thats me. What? Its me turning the bloody thing on and off!!'

'I dont bloody believe it!! Theres actually shit in the shower!! Someone has gone and taken a shit in the shower?!'

'These bloody flies'

'Shitty Fucky' is not correct English!

Are ya ready kids?

Aye, Aye captain!

I can't heeeaaar yooouuu!

AYE, AYE CAPTAIN!

oooooooooooo.........

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Sponge Bob Square Pants!
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he.
Sponge Bob Square Pants!
If nautical nonsense be somethin' ya wish.
Sponge Bob Square Pants!
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish.
Sponge Bob Square Pants!

Ready?
Sponge Bob Square Pants,
Sponge Bob Square Pants,
Sponge Bob Square Pants,
Sponge Booob Square Paaants!

Ah Ha Ha, Ha Ha Ha, Ha, hArgh wh..arire..Ha arrrigh.

Nothings impossible, more likely to be improbable!