It's me!
Sam!
And I'm here to tell you about me!
Don't sigh like that, it'll be fun!
Well, it's always fun for me, in my world. I love life and think everyone else should as well. I have odd taste in music, mixing 80s with movie scores with rock, in a big mushy mess that sounds wonderful. Music is brill, there's no two ways about it. Ask anyone and they'll tell you that. My iPod is my favourite bit of kit, without it the journeys to school would be long, painful, and musicless. I suppose you would describe me as a geek, and I would agree. I'm proud to be a geek, and a gaming one at that. Out of the three main game companies (Microsoft, Sony, and Nintendo) I'm a Nintendo man all the way. You can't beat a bit of Mario. I adore sci-fi too, in all its many forms. And comedy, too. And when the two combine, well, they're the best. I have way too many DVDs, but I always want more! My friends are the most important thing to me. No, really though, they are. Without the motley crew of utter rejects everyone despises apart from ourselves, I would be a wee bit lost. Yes, we're outcasts. We don't fall into a 'click' as such, because we're such a big mix of individuality. And that's a good thing. The days spent on the field with them all are some of the best days I've ever had. I would say I am quite deep. Always looking at this universe, wondering over it, philosophising with Burden over it. It's a big place, and a damn interesting one. This world is full of beauty, if you know where to look. Even an urban sprawl like London is fascinating to me. I love technology, it's brilliant. I don't know what I'd do without my laptop. And speaking of such, it's beginning to smoke with all the wonderful crap I've put in here, so I'd best be off. Cheerio, folks!

Once upon a time at the foot of a great mountain, there was a town where the people known as Happyfolk lived, their very existence a mystery to the rest of the world, obscured as it was by great clouds. Here they played out their peaceful lives, innocent of the litany of excess and violence that was growing in the world below. To live in harmony with the spirit of the mountain called Monkey was enough. Then one day Strangefolk arrived in the town. They came in camouflage, hidden behind dark glasses, but no one noticed them: they only saw shadows. You see, without the Truth of the Eyes, the Happyfolk were blind.
In time, Strangefolk found their way into the higher reaches of the mountain, and it was there that they found the caves of unimaginable Sincerity and Beauty. By chance, they stumbled upon the Place Where All Good Souls Come to Rest. The Strangefolk, they coveted the jewels in these caves above all things, and soon they began to mine the mountain, its rich seam fueling the chaos of their own world. Meanwhile, down in the town, the Happyfolk slept restlessly,
their dreams invaded by shadowy figures digging away at their souls. Every day, people would wake and stare at the mountain. Why was it bringing darkness into their lives? And as the Strangefolk mined deeper and deeper into the mountain, holes began to appear, bringing with them a cold and bitter wind that chilled the very soul of them up. For the first time, the Happyfolk felt fearful for they knew that soon the Monkey would soon stir from its deep sleep. And then came a sound. Distant first, it grew into castrophany so immense it could be heard far away in space. There were no screams. There was no time. The mountain called Monkey had spoken. There was only fire. And then, nothing.

HEY!

So yeah, this blog is about those groovy photo spoofs you all love. They're pretty cool, right?
Yeah, the thing is, I had this big list, saved onto my memory stick, of all the parodys I was gonna do. But OH NO! Would ya believe it, my memory stick's broken. Kaput. Down the drainpipe. Shamazelled. Totalled. Mangled. Mushified.
And I'm really quite annoyed about that.
(Sorry Miss Laird, it had my english story on it. Darn. 24 whole pages of work, gone.)
ANYWAY!
Getting back to the point, seeing as I now have no ideas on these parodys, I need you guys to help. Yes, this is where you step in. Do you have any ideas on which films/ TV seires I can do parodys of? Just comment on this blog with an idea. And, if you like, you can put your name down for the parody list. Yes, that's right, YOU can be in one!
So here's the checklist for your ideas. Just leave me:
a) A movie/ TV idea
b) Your name
c) A link to a photo album where I can get a good pic of your ugly mug. I, urm, mean face. (Mumbling) If you call that a face....

Anyways, got to go now. World to conquer, countries to destroy, usual stuff. And now the president of Norway is calling to discuss a hostage situation.

See ya.


















Just go already.