I Am Not Michael Baker
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- Lindt Eggs Are Better Than Creme Eggs!
- Ich über mich
- I'm Mike!
The Photo Consists Of Me (Left), Maddy (Right) and Maddy's Arm (Middle).
Marley And Me Is Awesome, Go See It Peoples, And Spread The Word Of Awesomeness
My Top 12 Be as Follows:
1) Amy - The Legend That It is
2) Cookie - What A Babe
3) Matt - Horny Drunk!
4) Lauren - Socially Retarded
5) Jenni - Psycho Girl (But I Love Her!)
6) Lizzi - Best Hugs Ever
7) Holly - Spinny Hippy!
8 ) Stu - Cinema Buddies!
9) Lottie - Dresses Like She's A Rainbow
10) Kim - Need To Get Drunk Together Soon
11) Kitty - Legend
Really Good Hugs aswell ^__^
12) Sam - Midget
But she's cool
A few more things i wanna say:
WAR IS NEVER THE ANSWER!
PLAYING CARDS IS GOOD FOR THE BRAIN!
NEVER STICK YOUR DICK IN A PUDDING. IT MIGHT STILL BE GOOD PUDDING AND YOU CAN SPEND ALL AFTERNOON EXPLAING THAT BUT NO-ONE'S GOING TO EAT IT, BECAUSE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN IT!
IS YOUR PIE WARM
RUN YOU BELLEND
- Films That Own!
- Top Secret, Carry On Camping, Seven Pounds, Bedtime Stories, Ice Age 1+2, Forrest Gump, Team America, Shaun Of The Dead, The Evil Dead, Night Of The Living Dead, 28 Days Later, Pineapple Express, Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas, Superbad, Knocked Up, Yes Man, Twelve Angry Men, Role Models, Madagascar 2, Airplane, Shrek 1+2+3, Pirates Of The Caribbean 1+2+3, Hot Fuzz, Pokemon Movie, Easy Virtue, Love Actually, Mean Girls, Mirrors, The Ring 1+2, Mrs Doubtfire, Don't Mess With Zohan, 300, Employee Of The Month, Dumb And Dumber, Dumb And Dumberer, South Park Movie, Talladega Nights, The Unborn, Marley And Me, Lesbian Vampire Killers
- I May Be An Idiot:
- But There Is One Thing I Am Not, And That Sir Is An Idiot!
- I Have:
- 4 Exams This Summer
Bring On The Good Times
- Summer:
- Is On It's Way, If You Need Proof You Can Do One Of Two Things:
1) Look Up, It's Fucking Sunny!
2) Go To Warden Hill Road After School There Are Ice Cream Trucks
- Actions:
- 'Speak Louder Than Words'
- Ear Sex:
- A, ABBA, AC/DC, All American Rejects, Alterbridge, Basshunter, The Beatles, Black Stone Cherry, Blink 182, Bryan Adams, Deep Purple, Def Leppard, Dir En Grey, Fightstar, In Flames, Infected Mushroom, Innerpartysystem, Instill, Katy Perry, The Killers, Korn, Less Than Jake, Machine Head, Maximo Park, Metallica, Motley Crue, Muse, New Found Glory, Nickelback, Paramore, Pendulum, Pink Floyd, The Prodigy, Rise Against, Scars On Broadway, Seether, Serj Tankian, Sixnationstate, Skindred, Staind, Stephen Lynch, System Of A Down, Terasbetoni, Theory Of A Dead Man, Trivium, The Used, Vengaboys, Wednesday 13, Within Temptation, 3 Doors Down, 30 Seconds To Mars.
- 2009: Things To Do!
- 1) Pass My AS Levels [x] 2) Become Happy Again [x] 3) Eat Healthier [ ] 4) Go To A Festival [x] 5) See More Films [x] 6) Find A Worthwhile Hobby To Do [ ] 7) Stand Up For Myself [ ]
Become 18 [x] 9) Keep My Job [ ]
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| Name : |   Michael James Baker | |
| Nick Name : |   Mike, Oh My God It's Michael Baker | |
| Birthdate : |   27/05/91 | |
| Birthplace: |   Chelters | |
| Current Location: |   Cheltenham | |
| Eye Color: |   Hazel | |
| Hair Color: |   Brown | |
| Height: |   6ft ish | |
| Weight: |   10 stone | |
| Piercings: |   Nope... but my left ear looks as tho it has been :) | |
| Tatoos: |   Noo | |
| Boyfriend/Girlfriend: |   Nope :( | |
| Vehicle: |   my bike? | |
| Overused Phrase: |   You're A Douche | |
| FAVORITES | ||
| Food: |   Cheese, Oreos, Doritos, Pineapple, | |
| Pub/Disc/Restaurant: |   Hungry Horse or Chicken Inn or Pan Pizza | |
| Candy: |   Sherbert Lemons, or and Sour Sweets | |
| Number: |   4 | |
| Color: |   Purple | |
| Animal: |   Polar Bear | |
| Drink: |   Most, not a fan of energy drinks tho! redbull etc | |
| Body Part on Opposite sex: |   Boobs :P | |
| Perfume: |   Anyfink that smells nice ;) | |
| TV Show: |   Family Guy | |
| Music Album: |   Any Of The Used's Albums (They're Fricking Awesome :)) | |
| Movie: |   Top Secret/Lion King | |
| Actor/Actress: |   Adam Sandler, Samuel L Jackson | |
| This or That | ||
| Pepsi or Coke: |   Pepsi | |
| McDonalds or BurgerKing: |   Neither But Maccy D's Fries Rule | |
| Chocolate or Vanilla |   Chocolate | |
| Hot Chocolate or Coffee: |   Hot Chocolate | |
| Kiss or Hug: |   Hug! | |
| Dog or Cat: |   Cat (I Love Cats) | |
| Rap or Punk: |   Punk | |
| Summer or Winter: |   Summer | |
| Scary Movies or Funny Movies: |   Funny (But still like scary movies) | |
| Love or Money: |   Love | |
| YOUR... | ||
| Bedtime: |   10:00 ish | |
| Most Missed Memory: |   hmm... America! | |
| Best phyiscal feature: |   not sure.. | |
| First Thought Waking Up: |   Fuck Me It's Cold | |
| Ambition: |   None... see where life takes me :) | |
| Best Friends: |   Olly, Amy, Matt, Lauren, Cookie | |
| Weakness: |   Ability To Spend So Much Money When In Town! | |
| Fears: |   Heights (sorta) and snakes, blood | |
| Longest relationship: |   5 months | |
| HAVE YOU... | ||
| Cheated Your Partner: |   No | |
| Ever been beaten up: |   Once | |
| Ever beaten someone up: |   Nope | |
| Ever Shoplifted: |   Nope | |
| Ever Skinny Dipped: |   Nope | |
| Ever Kissed Opposite sex: |   Yeah | |
| Been Dumped Lately: |   Nope | |
| IN A GUY/GAL | ||
| Favorite Eye Color: |   Don't Care | |
| Favorite Hair Color: |   Don't Care | |
| Short or Long: |   :P long hair? | |
| Height: |   shorta than me | |
| Style: |   Fun, Talkative, Down To Earth | |
| Looks or Personality: |   both but personlaity more so! | |
| Hot or Cute |   both but hot just wins :) | |
| Muscular or Really Skinny: |   lol, neither in a girl tbh | |
| RANDOMS | ||
| What country do you want to Visit: |   Australia | |
| How do you want to Die: |   peacefully | |
| Been to the Mall Lately: |   OMG... American Question and Yes ^^ | |
| Get along with your Parents: |   sometimes.. depends on my/their mood | |
| Health Freak: |   nooo but i am a vegetarian | |
| Do you think your Attractive: |   meh.. | |
| Believe in Yourself: |   sometimes, depends what on! | |
| Want to go to College: |   no.... | |
| Do you Smoke: |   no | |
| Do you Drink: |   sometimes *shifty eyes* | |
| Shower Daily: |   yesh | |
| Been in Love: |   hmm... yeah | |
| Do you Sing: |   always | |
| Want to get Married: |   yar | |
| Do you want Children: |   maybe | |
| Age you wanna lose your Virginity: |   Whenever ;) | |
| Hate anyone: |   I Have A To Kill List.. So Be Nice..Yeah :) | |
| Get Your Own survey..... | ||
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How Do You Like My Hair Best??
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Long
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Short
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Shortish :P
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Longish :)
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Long
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- Sell Me Out - Bloodsimple :)
- Toxcity - System Of A Down :)
- Blind - Korn :)
- Now I Lay Thee Down - Machine Head :)
- One - Metallica :)
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- All The Small Things - Blink 182 :)
- The River - Good Charlotte :)
- The Middle - Jimmy Eat World :)
- My Friends Over You - New Found Glory :)
- The Kids Aren't Alright - The Offspring :)
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Le Quiz :)
Is there someone you wouldn't mind kissing right now?
Yesh ^^
What time did you get up this morning?
About Half 7 to get ready for school
Who was your last text from?
Leigh
Anything you would change about your life right now?
Probably! Lower My stress levels somehow
Do you mind sleeping on the floor?
I'd prefer a bed but dont mind
Are you mad at anyone?
Yeah!!!!
Are you talkative?
Extrememly
Are you currently frustrated with a boy/girl?
Not really, i'm annoyed at people
Was your last kiss drunk or sober?
slightly tipsy
Do you have a best friend?
Yesh
Do you care what people think about you?
Sometimes
Have you ever done something and got in trouble?
Not Major Trouble
Are you ticklish?
Extremely
What do you always take with you when you go out?
Phone, Wallet
Do you swallow gum when you're done with it?
Nah
When was the last time you saw snow?
About A Week Ago
Who are your favourite people to talk to when you're down?
hmmm, amy
Do you smile often?
mosta the time, less so recently
How long is your hair?
shorter than it was, but i'm growing it ^^
What colour are your eyes?
hazel
Do you tend to rip the paper off water bottles?
sometimes
Ever liked someone that you didn't think you stood a chance with?
who hasnt tbh!
How do you feel about abortions?
abort
Have you ever changed your clothes while in a vehicle?
yeah
Did you hug or kiss anyone in the last 74 hours?
yesh ^^
Have you ever seen the last person you texted naked?
nope
Do you want to see somebody right now?
yeeeeee
If a guy put his jacket on a puddle for you, would you actually walk on it?
No, but i'd say thanks all the same
Do you honestly believe that good things come to those who wait?
sometimes
What catches your eye more? Eyes or smile?
smile
Are you starting to realize anything?
yeah
What are you listening to?
the whirring inside of my computur
Are you seeing the person you like at the weekend?
not sure
Is there anyone you trust who you shouldn't?
not really
What was your dream about last night?
dunno
Do you have a reason to smile right now?
i dont have a reason but i am
Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
possibly
Do you fall for people easily?
yeah
Who have you texted in the last 24 hours?
Only one person
in the past week have you smiled?
Yeah
Are you listening to music right now?
mo
What was the first thing you thought this morning?
i hate morinings
Will your next kiss be a mistake?
hopefully not
When was the last time you cried really, really hard?
about 2 months ago
Are you afraid of rollercoasters?
luv em
What's a concern of yours right now?
many things/people
Are you keeping a secret right now?
yeah
Do you think you can last for an hour without talking?
maybe
Do you like getting hugs from other people?
i olove hugs
What's the weather like outside?
cold and gloomy
What was the last thing you ate?
danish pastries for breakfaast
Do you know anyone else with your name?
yeah.
Are you tired right now?
sorta
When was the last time you really laughed?
yesterday
What's on your mind today?
far too much for me to handle
Who was the last person you had an argument with?
dunno
Has anybody ever given you butterflies?
in my stomach?? then yeah
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Do you still talk to the person you last kissed?
yeah
What would you do with 1,000 plastic spoons?
get 1001 people and play spoons ^^
What kind of music do you listen to?
mostly metal and dance
What is the best thing about your school?
my mates ^^
Do you wish you had longer hair?
yeah i did till like a month ago!
Where will your next vacation be?
dunno tbh
Are most of the friends in your life old women?
no....
thats such an odd question
Do you own any furniture from Ikea?
nt sure.. dont think so
If you could be an animal what would you be?
cat for sure, they have such an easy life
What state/country are you from?
England
Tell us about the last conversation/s you had...
Talked to stu about various shit! as you do
Where do you see yourself in one month?
at school failing as ever
What is your favorite smell?
nt sure... it's not that great my smell but like the smell of strawberrys
What is your favorite country?
India or Ameirca
Do you consider yourself beautiful?
nah.. but it's othe ppls opinions that count
Have you ever sang infront of lots of people?
once
Have you ever gone to therapy?
nah
Have you ever played Spin the bottle?
yesh
Have you ever toilet-papered someone's house?
not to my knowledge
Have you ever liked someone but never told them?
yes (i am at the moment)
Have you ever gone camping?
many
Have you ever had a crush on your sister's friend?
xD dont have a sister
Have you ever had sex on the beach?
nah
drink nor activity
Have you ever had a stalker?
not to my rememberance
Have you ever laughed so hard you cried?
yeah
Have you ever been cheated on?
bloody hope not!
Have you ever felt betrayed by your best friends?
yes
Have you ever lied to your parents?
who hasnt!
Have you ever been out of the Uk?
yeah many times
Have you ever slept with one of your teachers?
lol nooo
Kissed more than one person at the same time?
xD no
What do you want to be when your older?
a living and functioning member of society!
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Quizzy 2
Have you ever walked in on people having sex?
No!
How many true friends do you have that you can tell anything to?
probs 2
Whens your birthday?
27th May!
Is there someone who likes you?
dunno.. hopefully ^^
Think back to the last person you held hands with, would you kiss them?
hmm... cant remember who it was lol
Are you wearing socks?
yeah
Who's thinking about you right now?
dunno.. lol
Who was the last person you took a picture with?
hmm... sam and olly last night!
Have you ever seen your best friend cry?
yes
What are you not looking forward to?
work!
Tell me about the shirt you're wearing?
foo fighters
What were you doing at 4am?
asleep
Is there any emotion you're trying to avoid right now?
some
Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?
yeah!
Who was the last girl you talked to?
either my mum or zoe
Do you bump into someones arm if you want to hold their hand?
nooo that lame! just do it
You're curently listening to?
FINCH!
What were you doing at 7:00 AM?
asleep
Can you keep a secret?
yuhuh
What would make your night?
many things but a certain someone
Anything written on your hand?
nooo
Something you want?
many
Last time you cried?
hmm... a fair while ago!
Any songs that make you cry?
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63 Annoying Questions Survey
| Song that always makes you sad | : Everybody Hurts - R.E.M. |
| Last thing you bought | : Mushroom Risotto Yesterday! |
| Last person you argued with | : My Brother Over who should be in the England Football Team |
| Do you put butter before putting the jelly on | : yes |
| One of your nicknames as a kid | : Mike |
| Did you ever own at one time a Nsync Cd | : No |
| Favorite day of the week | : Saturday Usually |
| Favorite Sundae topping | : Toffee Sauce |
| Did you take Piano lessons | : nooo |
| Most frequent song played | : On My Itunes it's Take Her Back - Pigeon Detectives |
| TV show you secretly enjoy | : Planet Earth :) |
| Would you rather play basketball or hockey | : Basketball :D |
| Date someone older or younger | : Younger, but not too young obvs :P |
| One place you could travel right now | : India |
| Do you use umbrellas | : nah |
| Do you know all the words to your national anthem | : no |
| Favorite Cheese | : Cheddar |
| Disturbed or My Chemical Romance | : Disturbed :) |
| Blondes or Brunettes | : Either |
| Best job you ever had | : only had one :) Co-Op |
| Did you go to your high school prom | : Yeeee |
| Perfect time to wake up | : about 10:30am |
| Perfect time to go to bed | : weneva i'm tired |
| Do you use your queen right away in chess | : not always |
| Ever been in a car accident | : yes |
| Closer to mom or dad...or neither | : mum, but only coz i live with her and not my dad |
| What do you call your sweetheart lovingly | : don't have one :( |
| What decade during the 20th century would you have chosen to be a teenager | : 60's |
| Favorite shoes you have EVER owned | : My Red Converse |
| Do you have an article of clothing from your childhood | : Yeah! |
| Were you in track and field | : not really |
| Were you ever in a school talent show | : yes, me and alex told jokes in year 5 |
| Have you ever written in a library book | : probably |
| Allergic to | : mint |
| Favorite fruit | : mango |
| Have you watched sex and the city | : no |
| Baseball hat or toque | : baseball hat :) |
| Do you shampoo first in the shower or soap | : shampoo :D |
| Wet the toothbrush or brush dry with the toothpaste | : Wet |
| Pen or pencil | : Pen |
| Have you ever gambled at a casino | : noop |
| Have you thrown up on a plane | : yees |
| Have you thrown up in a car | : yees |
| Have you thrown up at work | : nearly |
| Do you scream on roller coasters | : sometimes :) |
| Who was your first prom date | : no-1 :( |
| Who was your first roommate | : i still live at home (i'm 17) |
| What alcoholic beverage did you drink for the first time | : wine probs :) |
| What was your first job | : Co-Op |
| What was your first car | : dont have one |
| When did you first go to a funeral | : havent been |
| How old were you when you first moved away from your hometown | : havent |
| Who was your first grade teacher | : mrs bryant |
| When did you sneak out of your house for the first time | : havent |
| Who was your first best friend and are you still friends with them | : yes i am :) |
| Where did you live the first time you moved out of your parent | : havent moved out yet |
| Who is the first person you call when you have a bad day | : amy probs |
| Whose wedding were you in, the first time you were a bridesmaid or a groomsman | : my auntie christine :D |
| What is the first thing you do in the morning | : wake up |
| What was the first concert you attended | : Bryan Adams |
| First tattoo or piercing | : havent |
| Where did you go on your first airplane ride | : Florida :) |
| First celebrity crush | : hmmm.. cant remember |
schließen Which Yu-Gi-Oh character are you?
Which Yu-Gi-Oh character are you?
My result is: Zane Truesdale
You are a bit pompous/arrogant. You are one of the best duelists in the world, you like people who are as good at dueling as you are. You do not like people inferior to you. However you are courageous and a nice guy. You are also very popular and probably admired by many.
More quizzes:
how random are you?What is your usual mood????
Who is your Disney Prince? (girlz only)
Which Avril Lavigne song is you?
What Type Of Guy Are You
are you pretty or darn right ugly?
Try On the Hogwarts Sorting Hat.
wat will ur next boyfriends nmae start with
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schließen Depressed Happy Or In Between?
Depressed Happy Or In Between
My result is: Depressed
You don't lead a very happy life!!!!!!!! =( that's no good!! you should do something about that!
More quizzes:
Which Avril Lavigne song is you?WHO IS YOUR CELEBRITY MATCH
What type of make- up are you?
Are You Random?
How Evil Are You?
Which SUPERMODEL Are You?
Is he the perfect 1?
what does he love about you?...(LADIES ONLI)
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Pingu Fan Band
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How hood are you?What is your mental age?
how random are you?
What is your usual mood????
Who is your Disney Prince? (girlz only)
Which Avril Lavigne song is you?
What Type Of Guy Are You
are you pretty or darn right ugly?
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hey dude
how are you? have you watched my dvd yet? enjoy?
x
umm actually
theyre not in my favourite bands list
theyre in my GIGS list
jeeeez michael learn to readdd -__-
i am going to hurt you
and sam is going to castrate you and actually mike you know what
YOU LOST THE GAME!!
LOL i love your skin!
feel like gettings me some drink?
go ooon
cos you love me...?
and i rather desparatly need alcohol
loves ya
xxxx
mike my darling
are you in town on saturday
please say yes
because you know you want to
xxxx
aww Bless, you need a good piss up to brake in the new year (y) Hehe
hope you have fun back at 6th form next week lol!
<3
x
Happy New Year, Hope You Had A Lovely Big Piss up
x
Yes it was lovly and busy and mad .and good band .and alcohol there
And stuff.so yeppy.loads of people lost stuff.i think zoe lost some of her belongings.
X
Like two hours sleep or there abouts lol
Yes mate .i'm so tired ive had
MIKE
I FORGOT TO TELL YOU
I LOVES YOU!!!!!!
^^
mwah
xxxxx
mike!!!!!!!!!
how be you my darling?
i have come to tell you that it is actually your duty to get me alcohol on new years eve
because you love me that much
i actually don't have any plans for new years yet...
but whatever i do...it will require alcohol
also
i have not seen you in aeons!
this must be fixed
love you like i love soup
xxxxxxxxxxx
hey man, how are you?
do you still want an ep cause we have practice Monday evening as usual so I can grab you one then
x
Ok bitch :p um i fink bebo since i enit gt ur hotmail.com
il have you know i smell lovely michael baker!!
bulmers if yummy you silly foo-wel
and yeah umm well i thought i would just inform you that umm yeah but yes because you know what...
YOU JUST LOST THE GAME
....bitch!
xoxoxox
YOU DONT LIKE BULMERS?!?!??
...
GET OUTTTT!!!
xoxoxoxoox
Um im nt 2 bad i hate my work knw lol yh were guna have 2 meet up bt il mail u my number 2nite nd txt me :d