You just walked in on your best friend having sex, what do you do?
Laugh a lot

Is the last person you kissed more than a year older than you?
yeah


Last December, what was your love life like?
like... december just gone... it was great


Has a guy sat on your bed before?
haha yes

Are you afraid to grow up?
No, coz i'll never grow up


Have you ever been around someone who was high?
yes

What do you think of Lady GaGa?
Shes smart but annoying, n her songs r annoyingly catchy


Where is your number one person on your friends list?
england...

Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?
yeah

Plans for Saturday?
rob

What's the most important part of a relationship in your opinion?
having things in common

If you could pack up and move away right now, would you?
Most defanitly

Do you have a best friend?
i do

Last serious phone conversation was with?
I dont DOO serious

What time are you waking up tomorrow?
About noon

What if your boyfriend/ girlfriend called you at 2 in the morning crying?
what about it? Id talk to him?

Describe your number 2:
Megan Ball... aka fishy... best friend in d whole world

Have you ever done anything illegal?
Im illegal.. yeah

Was your New Years enjoyable?
i cant remember half of it... made a tit of myself

Missing someone now?
yeah

Will tomorrow be a good day?
Oh yes

Is your #2 single?
No, shes married to God...

Has anyone said they love you in the last week?
yeah

Are you listening to music?
I am

Are you currently reading a book?
Never

Do you sleep with your door open or closed?
Closed... dont want people seeing me in my unmentionables

Think you will be in a relationship three months from now?
I very much hope so

Are you sober?
unfortunatley

Does the last person you kissed smoke?
no

Do you currently have a hickey?
No

Do you have any brothers?
No, iv 3 sisters

Are you a heavy sleeper?
Not lately, cant sleep much sept during the day lol

Is it more common for you to follow your heart or your mind?
Heart

Do you take compliments well?
no

Do you want to see anyone right now?
yes

Who'd you last tell a secret to?
Megan

Is there anyone you trust 100%?
Megan

When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
Emmm... i duno?

Would you ever get a tattoo?
yeah

Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
I would

You want to get married?
yes


Are you the type of person who has a new boyfriend/ girlfriend every week?
God no


Have you talked to a complete jerk today?
YES!!!



Can you honestly say you're okay right now?
no

Anything you're giving up on?
Emm college?

What are you excited about?
Hopefully Spain

Do you think relationships are ever really worth it?
Yeah

Who do you tell everything to?
Megan

What's stopping you from going for the person you like?
I have him?

Do you still talk to the person you fell hardest for?
Iv never fallin 4 any1 else?

Do you always answer your phone?
No i always miss calls 4 some reason

How long can you go without your phone?
About 5 mins

Does the future scare you?
Kinda

Who do you trust right now?
Megan

Who did you hold hands with last?
Rob

What is your lucky number?
dont have 1?

Do you believe that you can change for someone?
Slightly i guess, i aim t please. But i shouldn't hav to

What was the first thing you did this morning?
decided that it was really an hour earlier than what my phone said and went back to sleep

Do you care what people think of you?
To a certain extent

Are you a jealous person?
i can be at times

Is this year the best year of your life?
Its only beginning

Where's the person you miss most?
Heaven

How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?
3

Do you think age matters in relationships?
No... just nuthing wierd...

Can you recall the last time you sincerely liked someone a lot?
present moment

When was the last time you had butterflies?
I get dem all d tym

How's your life lately?
Not going as swimmingly as id like

How did u get one of your scars?
Playing chasing with boys when i was 11

How did you celebrate your last birthday?
Went to Eammon Dorans n got laaaaaa

How are you feeling at this moment?
Wreaked!

How did your night go last night?
I duno? quiet?

Have you ever been cheated on?
Not that i know of

How did you get the shirt you're wearing?
I bought it?

How often do you see your best friends?
Never t b quite honest

How much money did you spend last month?
I duno? alot dat wasnt mine

How old do you want to be when you get married?
late twenties . . 27 would be nice

WHAT'S:

What did you do this weekend?
feck all

What is the most important part of your life?
Keeping posative

What would you rather be doing?
seeing rob

What always makes you feel better when you’re upset?
food n a good laugh

What are you worried about?
getting hurt

What did you have for breakfast?
a hot dog lol

What are you listening to right now?
tv

What is on your mind?
tv

What did you last eat?
chicken

HAVE YOU’S:

Have you ever liked someone who had a girlfriend/boyfriend?
Possibly?

Have you ever had your heartbroken?
No.. n hopefully never will

Have you ever wished on a shooting star?
dont think iv ever seen 1

Have you ever done something outrageously dumb?
oh holy lord thats the story of my life

Have you ever been back stabbed by a friend?
donnnnt think so?

Have you ever had sex on the beach?
no, imagine the sand!!!

Have you ever dated someone younger than you?
no

Have you ever read an entire book in one day?
no...

WHO'S:

Who was the last person you saw?
Fiona lol

Who was the last person you texted?
Sean

Who was the last person to call you?
Sean lol

Who did you last hug?
Nicole, Emma n Alex

Who was the last person you said "i love you" to?
Nicole, Emma n Alex

Who saw you kiss the last person you kissed?
Ehhh no1? i dont think?

I saw a fat person wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said 'Thyroid problem?'

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.

I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming.

I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.

A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the Kingston Bypass. Motorists are asked to be on the lookout for 16 hardened criminals.

Well I was bullied at school, called all kinds of different names.But one day I turned to my bullies and said 'Sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me', and it worked! From there on it was sticks and stones all the way.

My Dad used to say 'always fight fire with fire', which is probably why he got thrown out of the fire brigade.

S*x is like playing bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.

I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough.'

I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before..

UNIVERSAL TRUTHS

Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.

At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.

Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.

You never know where to look when eating a banana.

You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.

Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.

Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

SOME GREAT QUESTIONS

Why does your gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed?

Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Peter and I am an alcoholic'?

Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries have a 'use by' date?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?

Is French kissing in France just called kissing?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'llsqueeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out'?

What do people in China call their good quality plates?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

What do you call male ballerinas?

Why is a person that handles your money called a 'Broker'?

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure.