♦THATS ASS......THATS ASS RIGHT THERE!

♦ Its easy mmmmmkaaaaaay mmmkay mmmkay kids!!!

♦ OMG.....man bag!!!!! alv & me

♦ I saved your mom......LOVE MEE! - Caoimhe

♦ Ursula - Esme & Caoimhe

♦ Damn Daywalkers!

♦ God Bless You Jimmy.....GOD BLESS YOUR HEART AND SOUL! USA! USA!!!

♦ Who ate all the pies? CAMERON ATE ALL THE PIES! - Lisa

♦ SHOOTS! *finger action*

♦ Goddammit - Alice

♦ Tirty Tree & a Tird - Jack

♦ I Got This From Jimmys Physical......*sniffs* oh god...thats asss.....thats ass right there!

♦ Nobody makes me bleed my own blood.....NOBODY!

♦ Miaow! - alv & Caoimhe

♦ Jill is 100% milf - Cameron

♦ *TONGUE THING* + sound effects - Me,alva Caoimhe & Esme

♦ Dont Call Me a Cunt Ya Fuckin Cunt! - Harry

♦ Oi Wanker! Do I Have Ashtray Written On My Leg?? - George

♦ Chad Michael Michaels IS Figure Skating.....BOOM!

♦ Hey Esme Whats That? *Points At Boobs* Oh Thats The Teet Bone! - alva & Esme

♦ Tu Est Petite!! - Alice

♦ Tibo Bum Boiiz?!?! - Alice (He Doesnt )

♦ Je Regard Tu (Great French Ryt Ther) - Alice

♦ Ur Fuckin Sexy Jano Dat?? - Esme

♦ Allllvaaaaa - Sam, Max & Sebastian

♦ Tu Regard Dutch/ Homo/ Petite - Caoimhe

♦ DANNY KIDD! -me & alva

♦ I Wont Drink Tomorrow I Promisss *hiccups* - Sam

♦ Ur A Trator For Goin Over Der!! & If U Come Back Ill Bottle You!.....Wait......Im Gonna Do That Anyway..... - Alice

♦ Have A Happy Holland! - me

♦ WHISTLEE!!! - Me & alvs

♦ Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger - Everyone At Mickelle

♦ Nanananananananananana HEY! Nanananananananananana HEY! Nanananananananana, naa na na na na na na naaaa

♦ Me - 'Hey Look Its Jesus! & Hes Playing Pool With His Dad....MOSES! Wait.....Moses Wasnt Jesus' Dad Was He?' ... Lisa - 'No. No He Wasnt.....And Thats Why Ur An Atheist Dumbass' - alva & me

♦ LOOK AT THIS GASH! - alv

♦ Im Gonna Do Something..And Its Gonna Freak You Out! - Me & alv

♦ Your Drunk....Your SEXY! - Everyone

♦ I Am English..Cup Of Tea, Manchester United, Queen Elizabeth!! - Napolio

♦ Napolio - 'Ireland Is Part Of England.....Tony Blair Is You Prime minister' Me - 'No Its Not & Tony Blair Isnt Even The Prime Minister Anymore Ya Twat' - Napolio & alva

♦ Crazy Rep - 'Dyu Wana Go To Teenagers Evening? Us - 'Yeah We'll Go Sign Up Now!.... *Crazy Rep Walks Away* Fuck That! Another Game Of Pool Anyone?

♦ PHWOAAARR - First Group

♦ Donner Keebab! - Niall

♦ 'Shes A Slapper'.. SLAP-ER? - Sophie & Tibo

♦ Cameron Are You Playing With The Taps? No..... *Plays With Taps*

♦ Danny From BURNLEY! - Everyone

♦ Fo Shizzle My Nizzle!--Wait.....Technically We Shouldnt Say Nizzle What With All This Political Correctness & Whatnot - alva

♦ WHY NAAT?? alva, me, Caoimhe & Esme

♦ Shes Cheezy Quavers & Shes Skips - Jack & Danny

♦ Theyre Twins.....*Points*... But Were Not Identical.... RLY? I Hadnt Noticed! - alv & The Twins When Introduced To Anyone!

♦ I Love Cheesy Poofs, You Love Cheesy Poofs, We All Love Cheesy Poooooofs - Me & Caoimhe

♦ Lets Take All Our Clothes Off And Make Apple Sauce! - Me, Caoimhe, Esme & alva

♦ They Look Just Like Condoms! - alva

♦ They ARE Just Like Condoms.....But BETTER! - me

♦ Does anyone have a Laaghtaa - Danny asking for a Lighter

♦ Put Kettle On?! - Danny

♦ OH these ARE Condoms! (after trying to read the weird french pack for like 5 mins)

♦ You can't play if you have your shirt on.

♦ I'd rather you didn't talk about them that loud as I have history with one of them.- sophie

♦ Napolio : Where Do You Go Tonight?
alv & Sophie : We Go To Sleep *Mimicks Sleeping*
Napolio : Oh....I Can Come With You?
alv & Sophie : OKAAY Were Gonna Leave Now

♦ *Approaches Large Group Of Dutch People* Eh Scuse Me Have You Seen Ailbhe? No? Ok.....DOOEY! - Drunk Lisa

♦ Oh By The Way I Get Violent When Im Drunk - N

Pick the month you were born in:

January--I cried with...
Febuary--i fell over...
March--i sang to....
April--I vacuumed...
May--i ate....
June--i kissed....
July--I drove over....
August--i killed....
September--i ran naked with...
October--i danced with....
November--i fought with....
December-- i am in love with...

Now add on what it said's above to day (number) you were born on:

1-------a vacuum...
2-------a monkey...
3-------a ninja...
4-------my dog...
5-------a football player...
6-------your ass...
7-------a sxc fella...
8-------a mexican...
9-------my best friends girlfriend...
10-------my neighbor...
11-------an ipod...
12-------a banana..
13-------you...
14-------a bowl of coco pops cereal...
15-------a goat...
16-------a ruler...
17-------a homeless guy...
18-------a fireman...
19-------myself...
20------- a old man...
21-------YOUR TRUE LOVE...
22-------a fork...
23-------a friend...
24-------a pickle...
25-------a baseball bat...
26-------a pole...
27-------a fat kid...
28-------a brick...
29-------a spoon...
30-------an american...
31-------YOUR brother...

Now add the 2 things you put as a sentance and add it wit the color of t-shirt you are wearing::

White-------Because i am a gangsta
Black-------Because I was drunk.
Pink--------Because it seemed like a gud idea at d time
Red---------Because you told me to.
Blue--------Because he took my food
Green-------Because it was illegal
Purple------Because Im cool
Yellow------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange------Because i hate bread
Other-------Because i wuz high
Navy--------Because i'm sxc
PJ's--------Because he had a big knob
Gray--------Because i enjoy being naked
Rose--------Because a devil made me
Brown-------because datz wat i do best

N rite a comment on wat u got!!!!

anybody who knows me please leave da best memory ya had while u were wit me!!!