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Retarded Madness.

And then Pandora's box was opened...

7/8/09 | me too! | Reply

Retarded Madness.
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Calling him in and out of nowhere, said if you won't save me please don't waste my time...
Me, Myself, and I
I Like♥...The cold side of a pillow, My wardrobe, Shopping, Adhesive hooks that do wonders and White hot chocolate. ;)

So, A little bit more about me,
*1.65m
*I Love my friends.
*Omlette is the only thing that you can call 'food' that I can cook.
*Knows Hello, Goodbye, Thank you and I love you In 8 different languages.
*Likes to Spend.
*Likes yo shop.
*Loves to have fun.
*Ugly Betty♥♥♥♥

You hate me?? Pahaa. Surprise,
"The things which make you said, the things that cause you pain, I'll destroy all of it. So please, smile."

Haha, please don't Belittle me. I am the Sage Wolf Horo

"A dying scream makes no sound
Calling out to all that I've ever known
Here am I, lost and found
Calling out to all..."

And I just can't help it, I'm stuck in your wrath, enchanted by your demeandor, you've got me Tangled In Lace...My dear Lacie.

Best Threesome ever - Gil ♥ Oz ♥ Alice
Much L♥ve,
The "Gang" ; Shopping ; Fashion ; Make Up ; Oasis ; Pandora Hearts ; Valkyria Chronicles ; Grand Theft Auto ; DBSK ; BoA ; Super Junior ; Les Pauls ; Sunscream ; Cut grass ; Long Baths&Showers ; Sales ; Bargins ; Having Fun ; Sleepovers ; Parties ; Fun Outings ; Ugly Betty ; Bed ; Duvet ; Pillow ; Wardrobe ; Shoes ; White hot Chocolate ; Photography ; Raybans ; Asian Fashion ; Wallscrolls ; Badges/Brooches ; Twlight ; Late nights ; Glowing Sunsets ; French Vanilla Ice Cream ; Fresh Croissants ; TV Dramas ; Korean Mustard ; Chillis ; Peppers ; Chilli Sauce ; Seafood Sauce ; Fresh Hot Doughnuts With Melted Chocolate Sauce ; Anything Spicy ; HK Metros ; Manga♥
Much Hate,
Bitches ; Big Headedness ; Stubborness ; The 7 sins in any living human. (Lust, Envy, Greed, Pride, Gluttony, Anger, Sloth).

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    1 Comment 254 weeks

  • 30 things i wanna do before i die.!

    1. Have sex. (lol)
    2. Go to uni.
    3. go bungee jumping
    4. make a mode portfolio
    5. become a model for a day(or more) pmsl
    6. Be the face of some famous lingerie brand
    7. go see what's it like in a brothel.
    8. get rich (pmsl)
    9. Stay in touch with all my friends.
    10. take a lifetime of photos.
    11. get a apple mac computer.
    12. go on a catwalk.
    13. attempt at being a make up artist
    14. wear a thong
    15. have a gangbang.
    16. work at a sex toy shop.
    17. buy a dildo
    18. buy a condom
    19. buy a sex toy.
    20. open up a porn site.
    21. make a skin based on 'WILL'
    22. Buy scarborough college.
    23. buy a MAC store.
    24. buy boob implants randomly.
    25. meet agyness deyn
    26. create my own lingerie range.
    27. go on a bike thats being pulled by a car/truck.
    28. own at least 1 thing from each famous designer i know.
    29. Kill nathaniel.
    30. watch the world's scariest movie.

    0 Comments 256 weeks

  • bordness has taken over...

    1. Name -Lisa
    2. Nickname -Lis, Hackachoobi
    3. Single or taken - SINGLE!:D
    4. Zodiac Sign -Cancer
    5. Male or Female-bit of both lol
    6. School: Scar Coll
    7. iPod -nano ♥in it
    8. How many buddies on your list:2 many 2 luk lol
    9. Screenname:B oom Shakalaka
    10. Hair Color- black.
    12. Hair Long or Short -Medium(with length)
    14. Eye Color - dark brown
    15. Are you health freak -No im fat. LOL>
    16. Height -1.62m (exactly) lol
    17. Do you have a crush on someone -Yes, beth, flis and erm Johnny depp!
    18. Do you like yourself - i wanna rape myself lol
    19. Braces? -no (phew)
    20. Think your awesome? - hell yeah lol :D
    21. Piercings - nooo
    22. Tattoo - no
    23. Righty or Lefty - righty

    YOUR FIRSTS
    24. Surgery - burnt leg :D
    25. First piercing - .dont ave 1
    26. First best friend - amy
    27. First Award - girls football lol
    28. First Sport You Joined - cross country (shudders)
    29. First pet - fish
    30. First vacation - Austria
    31. First Concert - violin lol
    32. First love - my computer

    YOUR FAVOURITES
    33. Movie -bleach:memories of nobody
    34. Favorite tv show - family guy
    35. Colour - turquoise/navy
    36. Music -charts, no chavvy
    39. Drink - cream soda :D
    40. Body part (on a boy/girl): (girl) bum. LOL
    41. Sport To Play - Hockey!!!
    42. Favorite piece of clothing - handbags
    43. Brand Of Clothing?- Juicy Couture
    44. What do you sleep with? - Mr P.
    45. Favorite School - er scar coll? lol
    46. Favorite Animal(s) - dolphins and deals :D
    47. Favorite Books - manga. manga. manga :D
    48. Favorite Magazines - shout, sugar, bliss

    CURRENTLY
    49. I'm eating - nout
    50. I'm drinking - nout
    52. I'm about to - talk 2 flis and beth and g on msn
    53. Listening to - nout
    55. Waiting For - a poo. lol
    56. Watching - err the screen??
    57. Wearing - a thong and bikini? lol

    YOUR FUTURE
    58. Want Kids? - maybe...
    59. Want to Get Married? - maybee...
    60. Careers in Mind: boob surgeon LOL

    WHICH IS BETTER ON OPPOSITE SEX
    68. Lips or Eyes -neither
    69. Hugs or Kisses - neither
    70. Shorter or Taller -neither
    72. Romantic, Spontaneous or larma - corny :D
    73. nice stomach or nice arms - nice arse thanks
    74. Sensitive or Loud - retarded
    75. Hook-up or Relationship - one-night stand! LOL
    76. Sweet or Caring - brutal lol
    77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant? - neither
    HAVE YOU EVER
    78. Kissed a Stranger - nope
    79. Drank bubbles - yes
    80. Lost glasses/contacts - dont wear em!
    81. Ran Away From Home - no
    82. Broken a bone - no
    83. Got an X-ray - no
    84. Broken Someone's Heart -duno dont reli care dat much... lol
    85. Turned Someone Down - lyeah
    87. Cried When Someone Died - yes

    DO YOU BELIEVE IN
    89. God - yes
    90. Miracles - no
    93. Aliens- no
    94. Magic -yes :D
    95. Heaven - yes :D
    96. Santa Claus - hell yeah he's sexy :D
    97. Sex on the first date - YES! ALWAYS AND FOREVER BABY!
    98. Kissing on the first date -mayb
    99. Angels - yes

    ANSWER TRUTHFULLY
    100. Is There someone You Want To be with right now? - beth and flis and johnny corse, lol

    0 Comments 273 weeks

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100 Stupid Questions

Are you scared of creepy creatures?: No. Nathaniel. Actually No, I love him.
Are you scared of cockroaches?: No, I'm very fearless.
Do you get scared in the dark?: No.
What is your favorite day of the week?: Saturday
Your dream car: Lamborghini Gallarado. =]
Your dream vacation: HK.
In your next birth, you would love to be: Someone rich.
In your past birth, you must have been: A Zombie.
Your favorite pizza topping is: Cheese, Ham & Pineapple.
How many kids do you want to have?: 2/3
Last TV channel you watched: ITV 2
What are you wearing right now?: Pjs.
What do you wear at night in bed?: Pjs.
Your favorite toy in childhood: Beyblades.
How many teeth do you have?: No idea.
When did you last visit the dentist?: a month ago.
Which toothpaste do you use?: Colgate max fresh.
Your preferred toilet paper brand: Andrex?
Three things you can: Money, Friends & Clothes.
If you had one person to take with you on a deserted island, it would be: ...Nathaniel.
Your dream celebrity date: Hero.
Do you believe in aliens?: and Espers. LOL
Do you believe in ghosts and such?: I believe in 'Souls'.
Favorite cocktail: No idea.
Favorite fruit: Watermelon
Favorite flower: Lunar Flower
Have you puked at a party?: Yes. Sort of.
You would love to get a tattoo done on your: Ankle.
Have you pretended to be sick to avoid someone or some meeting?: Probably.
Do you cry easily?: No.
Do you swear a lot?: Yes.
Favorite body part in the opposite sex: Eyes & Hair. (Penis)
Corniest pickup line used by you on someone: Your arse looks big today.
Corniest pickup line someone used on you: Your crotch looks happy today.
What: ...?
What: Lis.
Have you ever been caught in an embarrassing situation by your parents?: Probably.
The food you hate to eat: Sprouts.
Your favorite breakfast cereal: Curiously cinnamon.
Do you have any pets?: No.
If yes, describe your pets: No pets.
Which is your favorite holiday?: Every one of them.
Have you ever been drunk out of your mind?: No.
Ever been in a car accident?: No.
The boy band you secretly listen to: DBSK. Not really 'secret' though.
The body part you would love to get pierced: Nipple and vagina. LOL (oj)
When did you last diet to lose weight?: Never.
What is the first thing you do in the morning when you wake up?: Go back to sleep for an extra 5 minutes.
Do you read newspapers or books in the toilet?: No. Fashion mags.
Are you in love with someone these days?: Hero. LOL.
Would you date a hottie who is totally dumb?: No.
Has anyone slapped you on the face?: Mother.
What is the color of the underwear you are wearing?: Red.
Which is your favorite underwear brand?: Topshop.
What is your favorite denim brand?: Levis.
If you could afford a fashion designer, it would be: Chanel.
Your first cell phone was: Gay. (nokia)
Do you prefer to text or talk on the phone?: text.
Are you a sensitive person?: No.
Would you go for a one night stand?: Maybe, drunken.
The romantic movie you like most: Silence/titanic.
The action movie you like most: Die hard.
Do you believe in heaven and hell?: No, I believe in soul society.LOL
Which is your most memorable trip with friends?: Hull, last week. =]
Which newspaper do you read daily?: the SUN. lmao. None.
The magazines you like to read: Vogue, marieclaire, ViVi, Elle.
Your first job was: To hand out menus.
Did you have a best friend in school?: Not really.
Which email service do you use most?: Hotmail?
Have you ever walked to save money?: Yes.
Where do you shop for clothes?: Newlook, Topshop sometimes, h&m, zara,
What was your pocket money as a kid?: None.
Can you talk to someone for long hours on the phone?: I think so.
Do you like taking stupid surveys like these?: When i'm bored.
If yes, do you have too much free time?: Well, it's summer.
One memory you wish you could erase: None.
Any sport, you are really good at: Hockey?
In your purse, you keep a photo of: No one.
Do you take any medicine daily?: nope.
Have you ever lied about your age?: Probably. Everyone thinks I'm older though.
The last person you kissed was: no idea. Probably wasn't a person and a pair of shoes.
The last country you visited: England. I'm here right now.
Do you need music while you are studying?: Yes. Yes yes yes.
A song you loved as a kid: Barbie songs. they were immense.
Any kiddie song you still remember: nursey rhyme ones.
Habits you hate in others: big headed-ness, bitchiness, Dumbness, lol
On a scale of one to ten how obnoxious is this survey?: 8. It's quite obnoxious.
One habit of yours, you wish you could change?: nail-biting.
Do you brush twice a day?: Yes.
How much time do you take to get ready in the morning?: if i'm going out half an hour. I'm not, 10 mins.
Are you a day person or a night person?: Both.
Your favorite cartoon character: TOO MANY. Probably, C.C & Lelouch.
Have you made a complete fool of yourself anytime?: Yes. many probably.
Any word or sentence you repeat often: WTF.
Describe your computer monitor: clean, looks new.
One book you are dying to read: eclipse.
One movie you are dying to see: New moon.
One music album you are dying to hear: Pandora hearts one.
How much time did you take to complete this survey?: no idea. don't care.
Don: Meh. It passed the time.

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    • Oopsy Daisy
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      Hey chuck. How are u? X

      7/26/09 via Mobile
    • Iloveyou
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      i love lisa tam X

      7/22/09
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      i make them good girls go bad B)

      7/21/09
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      happy birthday nerd X

      7/18/09
    • Iloveyou
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      hahaaa who doesnt love food cant wait to hear the cooly song ! and Return of the Mack (the song i found) haha X

      7/17/09
    • Iloveyou
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      and ur pic is soooo cute :) X

      7/17/09
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      omg its sooo good !X shes such a good singer !! cant believe it!!!!!!! X

      7/17/09
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      haha to cool X

      7/11/09
    • Oopsy Daisy
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      Hey Lisa..x how are ur hoildays ? X

      7/10/09 via Mobile
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      u tekin tha piss? :P x

      7/10/09 via Mobile
    • Iloveyou
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      hahaha to ur profile pic uber nerdy X

      7/10/09
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      woah there is and everything i lyk my skin tho hehe X ly X

      7/8/09
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      heyy misss u need to sort ur top friends around lol and come on msn x love you lots xxxxx

      5/19/09
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      thank fro the add du i no yhoo :Sx

      5/18/09
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      i guess uve been on!!!! since almost a year!X

      5/18/09
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      5/4/09
    • Emma.

      stupid gordon brown..ack.. :L been a long time lisa,, too long in fact! we'll have to meet some time.. not seen you in what, 3 years?.. shit! :L w'b xo

      12/27/08