Hello, Struan!
How are you?

Yeahh mann! you wanting to go? i saw you in forfar last week with your gf dood! x

i don't see why that is a problem but mr guru murphy might have a slight issue with that!

no worries sir, i feared that may happen, so i invented the nipple illusion kit, it allows you to view your nipples in 3d in any shape you want!

well hello sexy! how you doing? keepin those nipples in shape i hope! haha x

a hippo counter that takes 20 years to go round africa counting hippos thats poor i could do that walking thats why ive booked two plane tickets to africa on christmas day to go hippo hunting, want to come?

i sure am struan you?

hi struan

im good thanks you?

hiya
i know, havent seen u in yonks!
everythings good. am good thankinyoo
how about u x

hahaha yeah man

Well ive got my calculator at the ready how many hippos are in africa though?

well thankyou Struan its not jus cards were dealing with we well soon be offering computer help atc aswell as fitness

Heyhey Struan

How's it going?
Can you make that fiddy skin for "General Use" please

pretty good cheers buddy, how many hippos have you punched then?

OMG, long time no speak hows trix my friend? x

haha XD nice one!!

x

haha XD nice one? why?

ps. what do you take in your tea? XD

i saw him on a bus. good times...

hahaha, yeah it is

Fo, shizzle. Yo' be RRing in up in this hizzle fo shizzle, my nizzle?