1. Full Name: John Lawrence Camilleri
2. Nicknames: Jonny, Jonny Boy, JonJon, Jonny John John lol (nice one shaun)
3. Birthday: 19th February
4. Place of Birth: SE London
5. Zodiac Sign: Aquarius, Picses
6. Male or female: Male
7. Grade: Finished college
8. College: Lewisham College
9. Occupation: Student
10. Residence: Home
11. MSN Adress: jonnyboy-1988@hotmail.com

__My Appearance___

12. Hair Colour: Dark brown
13. Hair Length: short, spiked
14. Eye colour: Blue
15. Weight: 12.00
16. Height: 5ft 9inch
17. Braces: No
18. Glasses: No, did have them
19. Piercings: No, did have them
20. Tattoos: No
21. Righty or Lefty: Righty

___My 'Firsts'___

22. First best friend: Julian/Kyle
23. First Award: Being accepted as nearly one of the best in a THUG 2
competition at Gamestars Live
24. First Sport You Joined: The beautiful game, FOOTBALL!!!!
25. First pet: Dog
26. First Real Vacation: Malta
27. First Concert: ............... lol Girls aloud
28. First Love: Chantelle

___ Favourites___

29. Movie: Crank, The Transporter, Twilight
30. TV programme: Friends, Family Guy
31. Colour: Red
32. Rapper: Eminem
33. Band: Paramore
34. Song Right Now: Paramore - Decode
35. Friend: Chantelle, Michael, Terri, Rory
36. Sweet: Cream Egg
37. Sport to Play: Football, BMXing
38. Restaurant: BERTIES!!!
39. Favourite brand: ADIDAS
40. Store: Sports World, Game, Gamestation, HMV
41. School: Tidemill Primary School
43. Book: Twilight Books
44. Magazine: Gamesmaster
45. Shoes: ADIDAS, K SWISS

___Currently___

46. Feeling: The keyboard and mouse
47. Single or Taken? Single
48. Have a crush:Meh lol
49. Eating: Fuck all
50. Drinking: Coke
51. Typing To: Michael, Roxy
52. Online: Yeah
53. Listening to: Terri yapping in my ear lol luv ya really
54. Thinking About: My mind is a blur
55. Wanting To: Have a perfect life
56. Watching: my TV which has The Paramore DVD on
57. Wearing: Football Clothes (shorts and jumper)

___My Future___

58. Want Kids? yeah course, i want my own lil family
59. Want to be? A football coach
61. Where do you want to live: In my beloved country, where i was born and
bred.
62. Car: Dodge Viper, Ford GT

__Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___

63. Hair colour: Brown
64. Hair length: Any
65. Eye colour: Baby Blue/Brown
66. Measurments: Dont care
67. Cute or Sexy: Both
68. Lips or Eyes: Eyes
70. Short or Tall: Yeah not tooo short
71. Easygoing or serious: Easy going
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: Both
73. Fatty or Skinny: Dont care, they still human
74. Sensitive or Loud: Sensitive
75. Hook-up or Relationship: Relationship
76. Sweet or Caring: Both
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: Dont know really

___Have I ever______

78. Kissed a Stranger: no, does a hobo count? lol
79. Had Alcohol: Yes
80. Smoked: no never, dont plan to either
81. Ran Away From Home: No
82. Broken a bone: Only Fractured
83. Got an X-ray: Damn right
84. Been with someone: Yeah
85. Broken Someone’s Heart: No
86. Broke Up With Someone: Yes
87. Cried When Someone Died: Not yet
88. Cried At School: Yes

___Do I Believe In___

89. God: Yeah
90. Miracles: Yeah
91. Love At First sight: Yeah
92. Ghosts: Think so
93. Aliens: No, im not American lol
94. Soul Mates: Yes
95. Heaven: Yes
96. Hell: Yes
97. Angels: Yes, Theres one with me right now. I love you Grandad Lawrence.
98. Kissing on The First Date: Depends if it feels right
99. Horoscopes: Yes

___Answer Truthfully___

100. Is There Someone You Want But You Know You Can't Have? Not right now, maybe soon though

Meg: I just want to kill myself I'm gonna go upstairs and eat a whole bowl of peanuts.
(Lois and Peter stare in silence)
Meg: I'm allergic to peanuts.
(Peter and Lois keep staring)
Meg: You dont know anything about me. (runs upstairs)
Peter: Who was that guy?

Bonnie: Somebody save him, he can't swim!
Peter: Oh, he's not even kicking. Kick Joe, kick.
Lois: Peter, he's a paraplegic!
Peter: That doesn't mean he can't hear. Kick Joe, kick!

Peter: Oh my god, Brian, there's a message in my Alphabits. It says, 'Oooooo.'
Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios.

Quagmire: Hey there sweetie, how old are you?
Connie: 16.
Quagmire: 18? You're first.
Connie: Mom!
Quagmire: I like where this is goin'! Giggidy, giggidy, gig-gi-dy!

[Quagmire sees a cheerleader tied up in a bathroom stall]
Quagmire: Dear diary: Jackpot.

Lois: You're drunk again.
Peter: No, I'm just exhausted 'cause I've been up all night drinking.

Tom Tucker: And now time for Ollie Williams with the Black-U-Weather Forecast. Ollie?
Ollie: It gon rain.
Tom Tucker: Thanks, Ollie.

Peter: Are you gonna eat that stapler?
TV Executive: You...can't eat a stapler.
Peter: Wanna split it?

Glen Quagmire: Hello, 911? It's Quagmire. Yeah, it's caught in the window this time.

TELEVISION ANNOUNCER: We now return to the Smurfs...
(on television screen)
Smurf #1: Hey, did you have a good time last night?
Smurf #2: Smurf-tacular!
Smurf #1: Yeah, I saw you leave with Smurfette.
Smurf #2: Oh man, as soon as we got out of the bar, she started smurfing me.
Smurf #1: Shut the Smurf up!
Smurf #2: Yeah!
Smurf #1: Right in the Smurfing parking lot?
Smurf #2: Smurf-Yeah!
Smurf #1: Oh! That is freaking Smurf!

Quagmire (running through mall and accidentally into the camera room): Where am I, am I dead?
Security Guard: No, this is where we monitor all the dressing rooms in the mall so we can keep an eye out for shoplifters.
(Woman on Monitor has heart attack)
Quagmire: Oh my God! That one's having a heart attack! (Runs to womans dressing room.)
Quagmire: (Rubs womans chest and breathes in her mouth. Woman becomes conscious.)
Woman#2: That was amazing!
Woman#3: You saved her life!
Woman#4: Thank God you know CPR!
Quagmire: What the hell is CPR?

Peter: So uhh, Mr. Pewterschmidt, the big race is tomorrow eh? Bet you're gonna need some strapping men to help you with your boat.
Mr. Pewterschmidt: Are you calling me gay?
Peter: No. No. I just; I just thought you might want some extra seamen on your poopdeck.

Lois: Stewie why don't you play in the other room?
Stewie: Why don't you burn in hell?

Quagmire: Fat chicks need love too...they just have to PAY!

Peter: It's a beautiful baby girl!
Carol: Oh, a girl! I'm so happy!
Peter: But it has a penis. (Picks up scalpel.) I'll take care of that.
Lois: Peter, No!

Tom: And now to our weatherman Ollie Williams for the Blackie-Weather Forecast, Ollie?
Olie: IT'S RAININ' SIDEWAYS!
Tom: Don't you have an umbrella?
Olie: USED TO!
Tom: Where is it now?
Olie: INSIDE OUT TWO MILES AWAY!
Tom: Is there anything we can do for you?
Olie: BRING ME SOME SOUP!
Tom: What kind?
Olie: CHUNKY!
Tom: Thanks, Ollie. Up next, a pig that refuses to eat Jews. After this.

Brian: Hey, do you hear that?
Peter: What?
Brian: Sounds like someone's screaming.
Peter: What? What is it boy? What are you trying to say?
Brian: It sounds like Loretta is screaming.
Peter: Trouble at the old mill?
Brian: What are you insane?
Peter: Somebody fall through the ice?
Brian: It's summer.
Peter: Bobcat?
Brian: RURURURURURU!!!
Peter: Loretta's in trouble?! Come on boy!

Meg: Mom, Dad--am I ugly?
Lois: Oh of course not sweetie!
Peter: Yeah, where'd you get a stupid idea like that?
Meg: Craig Hoffman.
Peter: Crai....Craig Hoffman said that? Well, he's a sharp kid. You might be ugly.
(Meg runs out crying)