Likes.

Texts. nail varnish. F.R.I.E.N.D.S. frozen grapes. the notebook. piggybacks. bumblebees. ladybugs. pokemon. ben 10. unintentional humour. dreadlocks. sitting in complicated positions. perfume. bold writing. music. laughing. random dancing. singing. train journeys. cheesy chat-up lines. the cinema. milkyway magic stars. fluffy socks. leggings. funny rumours. stretchers. "scene" guys. unusual things. twitter. guitars. making lists. body shop lipbalms. the river. the beach. harry potter. rainbows. stars. doodling. smiling. hugs. blackcurrent fruit shoots. quotes. school. sunrise and sunset. oversized jumpers. mascara. cold pillows. reading. slippers. mobile. photographs.


Dislikes.

biting nails. smelly farts. users. liers. getting up early. hat hair. horrible rumours. embarrasing situations. facing difficult situations alone. being in crowded places. bugs. my big hips. feet. chavs. lady gaga. dance music.

I don't quite think you realise how much you mean to me. I have tried explaining it in words, but no words are quite good enough to show my love and gratitude towards you. You honestly and truly are THE best friend any girl could want, and I mean that. People say "chocolate is a girls best friend", well, they obviously haven't met you. The past 2 years or so, when I finally got back in touch with you, have meant more to me than you could ever imagine. Whenever I'm upset, and come crying to you (over msn of course), you will stay up as late as possible, just to comfort me, and tell me everything is going to be okay. You will verbally abuse those that hurt me, which just brings a smile to me, as it shows how much you really care. Especially lately, I havent exactly been "happy" or "my usual self". But you have kept me under control. You have been my life support machine. If it hadn't been for you, I don't know what would of happened to me. Just by greeting you, you will know if I am upset or not, and as soon as you find out something is wrong, you have a piece of advice, ready to type out for me to read. I have missed you so, so, much, you actually have no idea. I love our msn conversations. Just usual girl chat, but its more than that. Its my life. Now, people reading this, might think thats sad, as it sounds like I am saying msn is my life. Its not. Its my saviour. If you didnt have msn, we wouldnt be as close as what we are, as communicating over bebo just isnt quite the same. Your not just my best friend. Your my friend, my agony aunt, my mother, my sister, and more importantly, my life. I cant wait for a few years time, when we are finally old enough to see each other again face, to face. It means the world to me, just thinking about it. Its difficult, you living hundreds of miles away, instead of just down the street like you used to. But thats fine with me. We're still as close as ever, and to me, that means so much more. I love you Dayna Elizabeth Aitkin, don't you ever forget that babe. See you in a few years. xxx

Today, I went to the store. At the checkout, my box of tampons did not have a price tag. The checker got on the intercom and boomed, "PRICE CHECK ON ISLE 7, TAMPAX." The employee checking the price mistook the word 'tampax' for the word 'thumbtacks.' He came back on the intercom with: "DO YOU WANT THE KIND YOU PUSH IN... WITH YOUR THUMB OR THE KIND YOU POUND IN WITH A HAMMER?" I laughed for ten minutes.

Today, in spanish we were having a fairly large unit test. As I was taking it, I forgot how to say "wake up" and so I put my head down pretending to fall asleep. Sure enough my teacher yelled at me saying "Despierta!". Booyah. .

When I get lost in thought, I start staring intently at any random object. Today, while studying at the University library, I got stuck on a math problem. I started staring at the lamp in front of me trying to get my brain working. All a sudden, a guy walks up, flips the lamp off and then back on and says, "It blinked, you won".

A few weeks ago while walking to my class, I noticed something different about the building next to it. It is called "Ketchum Hall" but some added the word "Gotta" in front of the "Ketchum Hall" sign, making it appear to be "Gotta Ketchum Hall." They even threw in a pikachu sticker. It now makes me laugh every morning.

Today, while driving my 4 year old nephew and his neighbor to preschool, his neighbor (who recently started sunday school at her church) informed him that "God made everything." My nephew thought about this for a moment then replied, "I don't think so, a lot of stuff is made in China." Best. Nephew. Ever.

Today, I noticed a book about unicorns in the non-fiction section of the library. I knew it.

Today, I was sipping tea with a spoon because it was too hot to put to my mouth. My Mom saw and said, "Stop that, you're not supposed to drink tea with a spoon." I then responded, "Then why is it called a teaspoon?" I have yet to hear an answer back.

Today, a customer who was around 5 feet tall gave me $21 for his $22 order. I told him he was a little short. He laughed. Hooray for unintentional humor.

Today, I was talking with my friends about how they should make a larger version of a cupcake, so multiple people can share. One of my friends pointed out that that would be a regular sized cake. They laughed. I felt stupid.

Today, I found out that the plant in my kitchen that I have been watering for almost a year is fake.

Today, my brother asked what I'd done the night before. I said "your mom". Then it got awkward because I realized we had the same mom.

Today, I heard that if you lick somebody's elbow without them seeing you, they can't feel it. I tried to lick somebody's elbow secretly. They saw me. It was awkward. I still don't know if they would have been able to feel it if they hadn't seen me.

Today, I joined a new website and used the word "penis" as my password. The website said my password was too short.

Today, I got out of the shower while my laptop was still on and I was still signed onto MSN. Even though I dont have a webcam, I turned the computer away from me anyways because I felt someone could secretly be watching me.