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You and da kuzziez sit round outside ya house dissin anyone dat walks past.

You can run on jagged rocks bare foot.

The pantry is constantly empty.

You leave your house and a party's going,come back 2 days later and it's still going.

You go to school to eat pakeha's lunches.

You beat up the pakeha for calling you dumb.

Your older brother is overprotective of you,then he beats up his missus.

You see your clothes on your cousin that you left behind the last time you visted..

You go to school just to watch the teacher teach other kids.

Bullrush was your sport.

Your backyard looks like a car dump.

You call any of your parents mates aunty and uncle.

Your family is so big you cant tell who is your cousin and who isnt.

Dinner mainly consists of "watercress" and "pork bones"

Main words of your vocabulary is "ow" "sweet" "churr"

Your parents car is a car from the 80's

When you borrow your uncle's car and it's on empty.

Your old man is always at the pub every day of the week.

You plan to get together at 2,everyone shows up at 5.

A Shower is lynx sprayed on ur clothes.

U lend ur shit to ur cousin and you dont get it back.

U find shit missin outta ya bag when u visit the whanau.

in a photo someone is pulling some kind of gang sign.

all your females cousins get pregnant at an early age.

most of your family drops outta school by the time they reach 15

U start to drink and drive at 13.

You got bros and sistas to different Mothers/Farthers

You got six people in the back of your car

Give the longest shout out on the radio

breakfast is left overs from last nights dinner.