♥ Scabby Gaga & Greasy Pickles!
♥ Last day of the first year of college!
♥ Cornershop - Brim full of asha!
♥ Lazee feat. neverstore - Hold on
♥ Party at chelseas sisters!
♥ Louises tea... mmm!
♥ a da like yi, yer a bap... shaddap!
♥ The clearout monster!
♥ OH MY GODDDD -caroline
♥ Halo 3 POOOORN!
♥ JAI HO!
♥ the cubby hole! HAHA!!
♥ LEND ME SOME SUGAR... I AM YOUR NEIGHBOUR!
♥ Crown with julie & connor!!
♥ Dean getting pulled over by the police with a huge piss stain & about 30 folk watching!!
♥ meeting the come dine with me lady.
♥ calvin harris! <3
♥ MY MACHINE!
♥ smack the moneymakerrr!
♥ me & stuarts argument about who had the scarier mum!
♥ i look like an arsehole!
♥ posies! i love making posies!
♥ dean drawing me a tattoo.
♥ falafel & houmous sandwiches... mmm HEAVEN!
♥ aah! monster dog!
♥ taking stu-baby to buckleys.
♥ stu-baby moving. =[
♥ spilling juice & dropping sauce everywhere in celes with julie!
♥ slow motion fights with megan!
♥ seafield!
♥ keeping everyone up till 6am!
♥ foundations... i didnt know it was a gay bar!
♥ priory!
♥stus 18th!
♥ bus brakin doon!
♥ eating/inhaling 3 peices of cake.
♥ DANCING WITH GRANDA MASSIE TWICE & GETTING A KISS FAE HIM! OH YASS!
♥ Dancin wi mama kama!!!
♥ Julies aunties party! what a good laugh!
♥ Blouse or sark, reg?
♥ Cock!
♥ taking megmeg ti casualty!
♥ Just around the river beeeeeend!
♥ Fuck! the petals! BEEEAST!
♥ HOOP!
♥ bag it up, dont eat the baby!
♥ pancakes, chocolate spread & scooshy cream.
♥ beyonce - single ladies
♥ rothes dance!
♥ getting caught doing the soulja boy dance.
♥ TEXT RAPE!
♥ Taken. the filmmm.
♥ getting married in tesco to liam!
♥ meeting nicole again!
♥ showering & in the kitchen with liam at Decor... what a laugh!
♥ Meeting the legend that is LIAM!
♥ Elgin with Stu-baby!
♥ buckleys & fiona = cunts tbh.
♥ unkown species of doooom!
♥ hyah!
♥ farewell singapore with stu & julie!
♥ onion in jakkis straw!
♥ meeting danny & timmy.
♥ subwayy!
♥ lemonade in megans face!
♥ THEAUDITION & ALKALINE TRIO.
♥ deans face when he nearly fell off the chair!
♥ gills doorbells.
♥ cereal & slippers!
♥ tickling richards palm & whispering in his ear!
♥ cooking mama!
♥ leaving everyone voicemail singing James Blunt.
♥ cereal, orange juice, cocktail & vod for breakfast.
♥ Jean, Jean The Shit Machine!
♥ bill accidently putting porn on tv... it resulted in me & stu laughing a lot.
♥ me & stu dancing to beyonce.
♥ rubiks cube necklace.
♥ reptarrr.
♥ that boyyyy.
♥ man up & suck some dick.
♥ Bugsy got hurted. poor gilly!
♥ Lonely Lemon!!
♥ bows (N)
♥ me & blairs creme brulee.
♥ me & blairs pancake fight!
♥ me+fay=wigbuddiesss.
♥ Homostation - jerk it!
♥ nappy bag airfreshner - eww.
♥ jacquline drunk with 'cum'/spew in her hair.
♥ bringmethehorizon - chelsea smile.
♥ meeting up with logan nthat.
♥ stereo skyline! <3
♥ shameless - 'mazin'!
♥ skins - dissapointment tbh.
♥ New Year with gill, richard, dean, julie & everyone at chelseas!
♥ food fight & the big fall out (N)
♥ julie means relish... but in latin.
♥ buckleys with sherlock, relish, beak & pie!
♥ negz the band.
♥ new shoes. leopard print.
♥ the mighty boosh liiive.
♥ bob fossil tshirt.
♥ dusty... imissthatdoggg.
♥ deans dance.
♥ backstreet boysss.
♥ secretsss.
♥ excitment about theaudition & alkaline trio.
♥ deans rat babies, camel babies & seagee babies.


2OO8!! ♥
♥ all my lovely mates. (:
♥ ON MY CAMCORDERRR.
♥ a churry curry!
♥ britney spears - circus.
♥ foon, scramby eggs & pasta.
♥ hogmany.
♥ drinking in the crown at christmas with some lovely folks.
♥ browniesss.
♥ working in buckleys.
♥ chasing an old man.
♥ ordering britney tickets.
♥ takin

1. Stuart Duncan. (:
2. Try Marmite.
3. Learn the tap dance from Singin' In The Rain.
4. Go to New York.
5. Ride a unicycle.
6. Get a tattoo.
7. Get a facial peircing. had nose done.
8. Kiss someone famous.
9. Drive.
10. Go down a hill on a wheelchair.
11. Break a bone.
12. Go to Ireland on St. Patricks day.
13. Go to a Ice Hotel.
14. Buy a Haute Couture dress.
15. Tour around the UK looking at Banksy's graffitti.
16. Celebrate National Pirate Day properly!
17. Work in bar.
18. Work full time as a florist.
19. Buy a professional camera.
20. Go to Ibiza.
21. Adopt.
22. Hold my own beach party!
23. Create a fantastic cocktail!
24. Go to Canada & visit my family.
25. Visit a nudist beach fully clothed.
26. Kiss in the rain/thunder & lightening storm.
27. Give blood.
28. Go to Transylvania in Romania to visit Dracula's Caslte.
29. Try Magic Mushrooms.
30. Tone up!
31. Own an Alsation called Chunk.
32. Have a pirate themed wedding.
33. Sing Stevie Nicks - Edge of Seventeen on stage or kareoke.
34. Learn to play an instrument.
35. Go scuba diving even though i hate fish.
36. Have a crazy hairstyle!
37. Tie a message to a balloon & let it go.
38. Go to Niagra falls.
39. Go to the Grand Canyon.
40. Make chocolate brownies.
41. Spend Halloween at Slains Castle.
42. Spend New Year in a different country.
43. Go to a foam party.
44. Go to a gay club with a gay friend.
45. Visit the catacooms in Edinburgh & Glasgow.
46. Swim with dolphins.
47. Eat my body weight in candyfloss.
48. Be able to do expert on Guitar hero.
49. Solve a Rubiks cube!
50. Stand outside St. Nicks center holding a Free Hugs sign!
51. Become a YouTube vlogger & get paid for it!
52. Go down to Gala Shiels & party with Robyn & Callan!
53. See Singin' In The Rain at the theatre.
54. See The Rocky Horror Picture Show at the theatre.
55. Go on a holiday with my friends.
56. Go to Bingo & win!
57. Try the cinnamon experiment!
58. kiss at the top of a ferris wheel with a babe/someone i love.
59. Skydiving.
60. go sphering.
61. go on a cruize.
62. go to a festival out of the uk.
63. move away from turriff.
64. do a proper ouija board.

Niki Cuvv Im not a stoner or a pill head... im a social says:
Im gan aff ma nut, stu. OFF OF MY FUCKIN' NUT.
I need a sadwich.
sadwich? woah! What unhappy snack!
Sandwich*

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Captain Niki teabaggin' is the new black! get wid it! says:
i wint ti push her into a bath full of razors n hair removal cream

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Blair: well, fits a cross between a horse n a donkey?
Niki: a honkey?

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Blair: fits your favourite word jist noo?
Niki: cuvv or china.
Blair: eh?!
Niki: oh my god! at sounded like i said 'cover china!'
Blair: Hahahah! cover china! its gettin cold!

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Dean :Niki, i dont know how you do it but everytime i look at you, you manage to make me smile.

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From Robrob.
Nikicakes ♥
Well, how do I even begin.
You are the best Niki. I mean your patter is brilliant, you're always great to be around and you've been a great friend to me these last couple of years, despite living about 200 miles away. I miss you loads but when we meet its like we live next door to each other.
I cant wait to see you in the summer and replay whatever happened last year (maybe not consuming as much alcohol haha), but I love you loads babe.
You have turned my life around doll : )
I always know, we will be friends for life

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*Walking round Tescos with Deano, Gill, Richard & Julie*
Niki: *Points at a bottle of relish* Julie, look! its your name... but in latin!
Richard: *Deckin himsel laughin* WAYYY RELISH!

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Niki: we can eat our pasta & scramby eggs with a foon!
Blair: foooooon! mm, munchin scramby eggs with a foon! will it have a long shaft, soft head & soft tip?
Niki: YESS!

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pitta man: why you always have salad kebab?
niki: im a vegetarian
pitta man: really? how long you been?
niki: eeeeh, 6 years.
pitta man: you like it?
Niki: ayyye.
Gill: I LIKE MEAT

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Blair: I pooped myself.

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Blair: SHUT UP & EAT IT!

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Stuart: Well, its less than average!

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Niki: It'll be like... Ill hold her down & you fuck her... SHES ONLY FOUR!!!

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Niki: can i hae a wee suppy?

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Carlsberg Dont Do Miracles Even If They Did Rangers Still Wouldnt Win The leauge says:
im gan ae stab yi if ure trying ae pull that lesbo shite oan me

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Dean: Im poking myself... in the bumhole.

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Dean: Would you like to have sex? I have a big nose.

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Mikey: Madeiline McCans in my loft eatin' ma macon baps!

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Mikey: So... you comin' home with me so i can have a big wank!!

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Niki: Callan! Let me hug you cause..you're small and its cute.

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Toots... says:
NIKI!
Toots... says:
I WILL GO OUT WITH U!
Captain Niki Nothing means everything to us tonight says:
Hahahahaha! AWESOOOOOOME

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Dean: TELT! T E L T EXCLAMATION MARK! TELT!

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Chloe says:
well what other reason could there be?
Captain Niki Nothing means everything to us tonight says:
Just being a prick?
Chloe says:
maybe he has crabs and thinks he should tell you

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*Rumours were going around that Stacey was a lesbian*
Niki: So Stacey, hows the fanny? Wayyy! JOKEZ!

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*Watching a contortionist at the circus!*
Niki: I was doing that this morning... mam came in & was like "Fit the fuck?!"
Richard: Hahaha! At wiz so casual!

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*Rachels birthdays speech...*
Rachel: Id like to thank one very special person...
Becca: HAHAHAHA!
...

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Niki: Your cat looks unhappy.
Rachel: Hes not unhappy... hes just planning your death.

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Richard: Oh my God! Niki! A dog just crapped in your garden & the man just stood there!!!
*Niki sticks her head