One.
If you're ugly,
stop acting like you don't know it.
The captions under your pictures that say
"top model pose"
"sexy bitch"
"aren't I hot"
They don't convince anyone.
Who the fuck are you kidding?

Two.
To the people who have like 25,000 friends,
are you serious?
Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends.
You're stupid.
Go play in the traffic.

Three.
Don't ever post pictures and say;
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
"OMG, I'm so fat"
because if you were,
you wouldn't post them.

Four.
Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
Don't try to act hardcore with your keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;
even if you win,
you're still retarded. (NO OFFENCE MEANT!)

Five.
Making 20 bulletins a day
about how you have new pictures
and begging people to comment on them is pathetic.
Make the bulletin once if you have to,
and those who actually care about you
will comment on your pics.

Six.
If all your pictures look the same,
don't post them all.
Please put some variety in your pics.
Nobody wants to see your face
8 different ways.
Not even your mother...

Seven.
Who really cares if I don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!! Don't send me another request or message asking
"what's up with you not adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend;
that's what's up!

Eight.
Little 4th formers who have bebos
and look like sluts, go somewhere else
because nobody wants you here,
Go get the clap or something!!!

Nine.
If you have decided to read this,
you are a true bebo Friend.
Real friends read their friends rants.
Fuck it, who cares who reads this:

Ten.
And if you open a msg and it says something like
"repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight,"
IT'S NOT FUCKIN REAL!
QUIT BEING AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!
PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO LIFE WHATSOEVER MAKE THAT SHIT UP THINKING THAT PEOPLE WILL FALL FOR THEIR STUPID SHIT!!! AND YOU DO!!!!
This is a test to see how many people in your friends list
actually pay attention to you.
"like omg if u dnt repost dis in 1 second at midnte/ and if you do at midnight your true love will...SHUT UP YOU FUCKIN ARSEHOLES!!! Nothing is going to happen!!
Its all shit!!!