It was my first time ever
And I'll never forget.
I'd do it again
Without a single regret.
The sky was dark,
The moon was high,
We were all alone,
Just she and I.
Her hair was soft,
Her eyes were blue,
I knew just what
She wanted to do.
Her skin so soft,
Her legs so fine,
I ran my fingers
Down her spine.
I didn't know how,
But I tried my best.
I started by placing
My hands on her breast.
I remember my fear,
My fast beating heart
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart.
And when I did it
I felt no shame...
All of a sudden,
the white stuff came!
At last it's finished,
It's all over now.
My first time ever
At milking a cow...
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Now, what were you thinking??!!


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WINDOWS........... You open them when it's hot
MODEM............. What you do to silage fields
INTERNET.......... Where ferrets chase rabbits
KEYBOARD.......... Where you hang your keys
LOG ON............ Making the fire hotter
LOG OFF........... Now it's to hot
HARD DRIVE........ Getting home during bad weather
DOWNLOAD.......... Taking bales off a trailer
MEGAHERTZ......... What you get when your not to careful downloading stuff
REBOOT............ Putting your wellie on after it got stuck in the mud

Countryfolks Dictionary. . .
A.......................... I

Aul........................ Old

Aul Boy..................... Father

Aul Doll................... Mother

Bother..................... Hassle

Canny...................... Cannot

Doll....................... Girl or woman

Foundered.................. Extremely cold

A Go-on........................ Please

Hanlin..................... Trouble or Fight or Argument

Hi......................... Used at the start and end of every sentence

Hay........................ Have

Lock....................... Small amount of something

Mind....................... To remember

Mon........................ Come on

Ney........................ No

Pure....................... very

Spuds...................... Potatoes

Rare....................... Strange or unusual

Saunter on................. Walk on

Have a Gawk................ Look

Thon....................... That

Tight...................... Cruel

Wee........................ Small

Weins...................... Babies or children

Whats happenin?............ How are ya

Wile....................... Very or Terrible

Ya Boy..................... Hello there

Yes........................ Hello

Yes Horse.................. Hello to someone u like

Kar........................ Car

Yolk....................... Piece of apperatus

Wine.......................Wind

Gaa ta hell from about ma.. Go away