(x) Smoked A Cigarette
(x) Smoked A Cigar
( ) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
(x) Drank Alcohol
(x) Are / Been In Love
(x) Been Dumped
(x) Shoplifted
( ) Been Fired
(x) Been In A Fist Fight
(x) Had A Crush On An Older Person
(x) Skipped School
( ) Slept With A Co-worker
(x) Seen Someone / Something Die
(x) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your Bebo Friends
( ) Been To Paris
(x) Been To Spain
(x) Been On A Plane
(x) Thrown Up From Drinking
(x) Eaten Sushi
( ) Been Snowboarding
(x) Met Someone BECAUSE Of Bebo
(x) Been in a Mosh Pit
( ) Been In An Abusive Relationship
(x) Taken Pain Killers
(x) Love/loved Someone Who You Cant Have
( ) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
(x) Made A Snow Angel
( ) Had A Tea Party
(x) Flown A Kite
(x) Built A Sand Castle
( ) Gone mudding (offroading)
( ) Played Dress Up
(x) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
(x) Gone Sledging
(x) Cheated While Playing A Game
(x) Been Lonely
(x) Fallen Asleep At Work / School
(x) Watched The Sun Set
( ) Felt An Earthquake
(x) Seen a Wild Snake
(x) Been Tickled
(x) Been Robbed / Vandalized
(x) Been cheated on
(x) Been Misunderstood
(x) Won A Contest
(x) Been Suspended From School
(x) Had Detention
(x) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident
(x) Had / Have Braces
( ) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
( ) Danced in the moonlight
(x) Hated The Way You Look
(x) Witnessed A Crime
( ) Pole Danced in Reflex
( ) Questioned Your Heart
( ) Been obsessed with post-it-notes
(x) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
(x) Been Lost
( ) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
(x) Swam In The Ocean
( ) Felt Like You Were Dying
( ) Cried Yourself To Sleep
(x) Played Cops And Robbers
( ) Recently Dressed up as a Crayon/Pencil
(x) Sang Karaoke
(x) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins
(x) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
(x) Made Prank Phone Calls
(x) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
(x) Kissed In The Rain
(x) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
(x) Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise With Someone You Care/Cared About
(x) Blown Bubbles
(x) Made A Bonfire On The Beach or anywhere
(x) Crashed A Party
(x) Have Travelled More Than 24 hours with teenagers
(x) Gone Rollerskating / Blading
(x) Had A Wish Come True
(x) Been Humped By A Dog
( ) Worn Pearls
(x) Jumped Off A Bridge
(x) Screamed "Penis" or "Vagina"
( ) Swam With Dolphins.
(x) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cube
( ) Kissed A Fish
( ) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes
(x) Sat On A Roof Top
(x) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
(x) Done / ATTEMPTED A One-Handed Cartwheel
( ) Talked On The Phone For More Than 4 Hours
(x) Recently stayed Up for a while talking to someone you care about
(x) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
(x) Climbed A Tree
(x) Had/Been In A Tree House
( ) Been scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone
(x) Believed In Ghosts
(x) Have had More Then 3 Pairs Of Shoes
( ) Gone Streaking
(x) Visited Jail
(x) Played Chicken
(x) Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
(x) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger
(x) Broken A Bone
(x) Been Easily Amused
( ) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later
( ) Made A Porn Video/got asked to make one
(x) Caught A Butterfly
( ) Laughed So Hard You Cried
( ) Cried So Hard You Laughed
(x) Mooned/Flashed Someone
(x) Had Someone Moon/Flash You
(x) Cheated On A Test
( ) Forgotten Someone's Name on a Date
( ) French Braided Someones Hair
( ) Gone Skinny Dipping
( ) Been Kicked Out Of Your House
(x) Rode A Roller Coaster
( ) Went Scuba-Diving/Snorkeling
(x) Had A Cavity
(x) Black-Mailed Someone
( ) Been Black Mailed
(x) Been Used
(x) Fell Going Up The Stairs
( ) Licked A Cat
(x) Bitten Someone
(x) Licked Someone
(x) Been shot at/or at gunpoint in paintballing
( ) Had sex under the stars
(x) Flattened someones tires
( ) Rode your bike/Driven your car until the fuel light came on
(x) Got five pounds or less worth of fuel

1. People who point at
their wrist while
asking for the
time....I know where
my watch is pal, where
the f*ck is yours?
Do I point at my
cr*tch when I ask
where the toilet is?

2. People who are
willing to get off
their a*se to search
the entire room for
theTV remote because
they refuse to walk to
the TV and change the
channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh
you just want to have
your cake and eat it
too".
F*cking right! What
good is a cake if you
can't eat it?

4. When people say
"it's always the last
place you look".
Of course it is.Why
the f*ck would you
keep looking after
you've found it?
Do people do this? Who
and where are they?

5. When people say
while watching a film
"did you see that?".
No t*sser, I paid 10
quid to come to the
cinema and stare at
the f*cking floor.

6. People who ask "Can
I ask you a
question?".Didn't
really give me a
choice there,did you
sunshine?

7. When something is
'new and improved!'.
Which is it? If it's
new, then there has
never been anything
before it.
If it's an
improvement, then
there must have been
something before it.

8. When people say
"life is short".
what the f*ck?? Life
is the longest damn
thing anyone ever
f*cking does!!
What can you do that's
longer?

9. When you are
waiting for the bus
and someone asks, "Has
the bus come yet?".
If the bus came would
I be standing here,
Kn*bhead?

10. People who say
things like 'My eyes
aren't what they used
to be'.
So what did they used
to be? ears,
Wellington boots?

11. When you're eating
something and someone
asks 'Is that nice?'
No it's really
revolting - I always
eat stuff I hate.

12. People who
announce they are
going to the toilet.
Thanks that's an image
I really didn't need.

13. McDonalds staff
who pretend they don't
understand you unless
you insert the 'Mc'
before the item you
are ordering.....
It's has to be a
McChicken Burger, just
a Chicken Burger get
blank looks.
Well I'll have a
McStraw and jam it in
your McEyes you
f*cking McT*sser.

14. When you involved
in a accident and
someone asks 'are you
alright?'
Yes fine thanks, I'll
just pick up my limbs
and be off

How old do I look?
[ ] 11
[ ] 12
[ ] 13
[ ] 14
[ ] 15
[ ] 16
[ ] 17
[ ] 18
[ ] 19
[ ] 20
[ ] 21

How good do i look from 1-10 (1-ugly / 10-HoTT)
[ ] 1
[ ] 2
[ ] 3
[ ] 4
[ ] 5
[ ] 6
[ ] 7
[ ] 8
[ ] 9
[ ] 10

Would you rather..
[ ] Do me
Or
[ } Date me

Would you rather be on top or bottom?
[ ] Top
[ ] Bottom

Do I have pretty eyes?
[ ] Yes
[ ] No

Do you like my body?
[ ] Yes
[ ] No

Would you be sad if I moved?
[ ] Yes
[ ] No

Would you come visit me?
[ ] Yes
[ ] No

Am I..
[ ] Hott
[ ] Beautiful
[ ] Sexy
[ ] Cute
[ ] beastly mongrel

Would you rather..
[ ] Makeout
[ ] Cuddle
[ ] Fuck
[ ] Go out

Do you want to go out with me?
[ ] Yes
[ ] No

Would you give me your number?
[ ] Yes () <-----leave ya numba
[ ] No

Are you going to repost this so I can answer for YOU?
[ ] Yes
[ ] No