one

If you're ugly,
stop acting like you don't know it.
The captions under you picture that says
"top model pose"
"sexy bitch"
"arnt i hot"
doesn't convince anyone.

two.

To the people who have like 25,000 friends,
are you serious?
You probably can't even count to that so how would u remember their names?

three.

Don't ever post pictures and say
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
"OMG,I'm so fat"
because if you were,
you wouldn't post them.

four.

Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;
even if you win,
you're still retarded.

five.

If all your pictures look the same,
don't post them all.
Please put some variety in your pics.
Nobody wants to see your face
8 different ways

six.

Who really cares if
I don't accept you as a friend?
move on!!!
Don't send me another request or message asking
"what's up with you not adding me?"
...I just clearly don't like u

seven.

Little 6th graders who have bebos
and look like sluts,
You're stupid.
Go play in traffic.


eight.

If you open a msg and it says something like
"repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight,"
it's clearly not real...i thought i might point that out!!!!