Social studies have been carried throughout the country of ireland and one place stood out to have more morals and ideals than any other, shocking as it may seem this place turned out to be a small county in the west called MAYO. Our scientists have recognised all these behavourial habits through years of studies and tests and put them into a handy list for your convienence.

01) - Thou shalt drink only pints and/or "whiskey."
02) - Thou shalt always ate the skin of yer rasher.
03) - Thou shalt always stand at the back during mass, or even better, in the porch talking.
04) - Thine Wife shalt emulate Biddy from Glenroe.
05) - Thou shalt emulate Miley.
06) - Thou shalt "Suck Diesel."
07) - Thou shalt pretend to know all about "The Headage."
0 - Thou shalt look after your tractor better than your car.
09) - Thou shalt have no "Revershing" lights or number plate on your trailers.
10) - Thou shalt display a "Travellin' to Flavin" sticker on the back window of all vehicles.
11) - Thou shalt wear your Ivomec Pour-On fleece with pride.
12) - Thou shalt not use but half-inch Wavin or "a good Sally Rod" for beatin cattle.
13) - Thine sons shall play GAA.
14) - Thine daaawwwthur shall marry the local centhur-forward.
15) - Thou shalt hold regular arguments with d'telly.
16) - Thou shalt reminisce the Fair Day, the Threshing, Kickin' Cabbages and the Corncrake.
17) - Thou shalt know a Mickeen Tomeen Joe and a Paddy Joe Paaaack from "the top of the parish."
1 - Thou shalt ate "Hang Sangwiches" at all GAA matches.
19) - Thou shalt hate "Those Backstard the Tans."
20) - Thou shalt be edumacated by the Chrissshtian Brethers.
21) - Thou shalt pronounce 'Yellow' as 'Yolla'.
22) - Thou shalt carry the A.I. Man's mobile number on you at all times.
23) - Thou shalt not visit Dublin (except to Croker to watch Mayo lose and to bring the wife shoppin' on the 8th of Dec).
24) - Thou shalt not fail to attend the Ploughing Championships and all Steam Rallies.
25) - Thou shalt always know how to reek turf bether than thine Neighbour.
26) - Thou shalt use balin' twine to hold up thine trousers..... or a tie!
27) - Thou shalt not ever visit the dentist.
2 - Thou shalt not miss an episode of "The Weather."
29) - Thou shalt have many many injuries from "that Hooooor of a Charolais I got from that cowboy calf-dealer."
30) - Thou shalt wear cap crooked.
31) - Thou shalt love all Big John Wayne's fims, especially "The Quiet Man."
32) - Thine son shall be nicknamed "Bungalow," 'cos "he's got nothin' upstairs."
33) - Thou shalt shoot stray dogs.
34) - Thou shalt drown cats.
35) - Thou shalt think all Lesbians are from Lesbia.
36) - Thou shalt annually run the tractor off the end of the pit when tramping silage.
37) - Thou shalt taste all barrels of Molasses.
3 - Thou shalt think it's great craic to ring PJ and roar into the phone while he's with "the bit of stuff."
39) - Thine chat-up line shalt be "How'ya fixshed for a bit a how'ya goin' on ?" whilst winking like an epileptic.
40) - Thou shalt paint "Mayo for Sam!" on all of your round bales.
41) - Thou shalt never leave the country.
42) - Thou shalt have a Heinz-57 mongrel of a dog which is good for nothin' except terrorising the neighbour's sheep.
43) - Thou shalt only bathe on a sathurday niyat, using only carbolic soap.
44) - Thou shalt read the Farmer's Journal.
45) - Thou shalt always support your GAA team whilst curshing them for being "pure shite" at every given opportunity.
46) - Thine sweet of choice shall be either Ritchies After-Dinner Mints or Silvermints.
47) - Thou shalt only be aware of strippers of the bovine kind.
4 - Thou shalt refer to Soccer as "TheForeign Game."
49) - Thou shalt always sing the dirty line to "Alice."
50) - Thou shalt always receive Communion on the tongue, licking the priest's hand in the process.

1. Name: Emma Walsh
2. Nicknames: Ems..dt nt realy a nickname tho?
3. Birthday: 6th October!
4. Place of Birth: England!
5. Zodiac Sign: Libra
6. Male or female: female
7. Grade: ????
8. School: im done!
9. Occupation: Bum!
10. Residence: Galway!
11. Screen Name: is dis lyk ur bebo name?? well its Emmaw865

__Your Appearance___

12. Hair Colour: Now black!!
13. Hair Length: short now!!!
14. Eye colour: Brown!
15. Weight: 9st r sumn??!!
16.Height: 5' sumn..
17. Braces? no !
18. contact lenses: no!
19. Piercings: no!
20. Tattoos: nah!
21. Righty or Lefty: Righty

___Your 'Firsts'___

22. First best friend(s): emer!!
23. First Award: gud question?? i cnt membr!
24. First Sport You Joined: not a clu..
25. First pet: dog!
26. First Real Vacation: Spain!
27. First Concert: never been 2 one
28. First Love: ??????? love is a very strong word?

___ Favourites___

29. Movie: luv dirty dancin.. no most a d wrds 2 it! how sad!!
30. TV programme: dnt realy hv 1..
31. Colour: Pink.....
32. Rapper: nt bothrd.. to pick be eminem!
33. Band: whatever!
34. Song: anthin ya can sing ta i supoz.. dnt make a dif 2 me!
35. Friends: evry1 !x
36. Sweet: lollypops!
37. Sport to Play: dnt realy play ne.. !
38. Restaurant: dont hav a fav!
39. Favourite brand: whatevr sure!
40. Store: whatever i can afford! lol!
41.School Subject: finished with school!
42. Animal: my dog Sam!
43. Book: any!
44. Magazine: nyting rely!
45. Shoes: cnt beat d comfy dolli shoes!

___Currently___

46. Feeling: tired!!
47. Single or Taken? Single!!
48. Have a crush: nope!
49. Eating: not a ting
50. Drinking: notin
51. Typing: stuf..!
52. Online? ya...duuuuh!
53. Listening To: basshunter ,now ur gone!
54. Thinking About: a load of stuff!!
55. Wanting To: EAT!!
56. Watching: nothin !
57. Wearing : jeans and top!

___Your Future___

58. Want Kids? ya!
59. Want to be married? mayb???!
60. Careers in Mind: hairdressin!
61. Where do you want to live: anywhr but ere ryt nw!somewhere hot!

__Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___

63. Hair colour: dark..
64. Hair length: short !
65. Eye colour: dnt matr !
66. Measurments: wat?
67. Cute or Sexy: def sexy....!
68. Lips or Eyes: Eyes !
69. Hugs or Kisses: BOTH but f i ad ta pic 1 wud b kisses !
70. Short or Tall: tall!
71. Easygoing or serious: a bit of both !
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: hmm..bit a both !
73. Fatty or Skinny: in between....a nice build !!
74. Sensitive or Loud: both..
75. Hook-up or Relationship: relationship!
76. Sweet or Caring: both !
77.Trouble Maker or Hesitant One? whaaaaaa??????

___Have you ever______

78. Kissed a Stranger: yaaa..
79. Had Alcohol: ya !
80. Smoked: yup!
81. Ran Away From Home: yup!
82. Broken a bone: nope
83. Got an X-ray: nope
84. Been wit sumone? ya !
85. Broken Someone’s Heart: i think so..
86. Broke up wit someone? yep
87. Cried When Someone Died: ya !
88. Cried At School? yep !

___Do You Believe In___

89. God: erm....
90. Miracles: erm.. !
91. Love At First sight: mayb!
92. Ghosts: no !
93. Aliens: no !
94. Soul Mates: ya !
95. Heaven: erm...
96. Hell: ???
97. Angels: ya !
98. Kissing on The First Date: ya !
99. Horoscopes: ya !

___Answer Truthfully___

100. Is There Someone You Want But You Know You Can't Have?nope!!

. What's your name?
1. Are we close?
2. What do you think of me?
3. Do you have a crush on me?
4. Would u kiss me?
5. How long have I known you?
6. Describe me in 3 words?
7. If you had me for 30 minutes wat wud u do wit me??
8. What was ur first impression of me?
9. Do u still think the same?
10.. What reminds you of me?
11. If you could give me anything what would it be?
12. How well do you know me?
13. What do u like best about me?
14. Ever wanted to tell me something you could'nt?
15. Could you ever love me?
16. Give me a nickname and explain why?
17.Are you going to put this on your blog and see what I say about you?
18.What did ya's think of that???!!