Richard Payne

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Richard Payne : Lowering the tone since 1987
Ja, o mnie i jeszcze raz ja
Exams over , fuck yeah!!!! Technical Report over, fuck yeah!!!! Final Hand in 1st of june......shit!
Flat
Summer of stu luving and then moving in with Yvo!! :D
Summer
OMG ITS ALMOST HERE SO ITS DESERVES GRATITOUS USE OF CAPS LOCK!!!!
Tesco
Done fo eva playas
Stooo
Is moving in with his " true love " and i will therefore have to step up my attempts to suplant paula and live in the cupboards! muhahahaha!
Birthday
Pamela's then mine!!! i want a fire engine and a cardboard cut out of stu and ally....do able?
Future
real job........fuck
Curently
bored at art school while the workshop is closed!
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  • FACT of the week! RETURNS!!!!!.....possibly just for one week.......

    Jack Bower would get Super noob Pwnd by John McLain , and here is how it would happen children......

    <ring ring>

    "hello?" Jack answered warily

    "I Don't know where you are or who you are but im going to kick your ass till you die from impact trauma" John growlled

    "what?"

    "Iv got your daughter and youve got mine so , let just meet and settle this legend to legend"

    "You do understand that if youve taken my daughter hostage , i will kill you..." jack said accepting the epic duel.

    At this point jack hung up the phone and whipped CTU into a frenzy of Rapid work. The unit began methodically pin pointing johns location. He was easy to find. Driving in a straight line without ever slowing , only accelerating he drove his car directly towards jacks helicopter. He had forgotten his gun in a blind fit of rage and so drove it straight into the helicopter destroying it. Jack however was unscathed such a simple tactic could not foil him. leaping out of the helicopter he landed in roll and loosed two shots into the fule tank of johns manically driven pick up. One to burst the tank , the other to ignite the fuel.

    The Buring wreckage hurtled to the ground bursting into flames like a meteor from hell. in the centre of the smouldering ruin, john stood up. Burnt and battered but not laid low he angled him self towards the amazed but controlled jack. He swirled his mouth and gathered a gobbet of thick red blood and fired it at the ground.

    "that the best you got, punk?" he said on a low dangerous breath.

    "WHERES MY DAUGHTER!!" retorted jack

    At this momment errupted a fight so mighty and gargantuan that words alone cannot describe the events that took place, i can only(be bothered to) list the things that were destroyed in the wake of there destructive clash...

    A F35 fighter plane

    At least 2 knuckles

    A face

    A juggernaught lorry

    All the terrorists that had orchestrated this fight

    New York

    One small poodle

    ten mercedes benz

    Jack Bower

    and a partridge in a pear tree






    ALL that remained was John McLain ,Hero

    Yipee Kiyay!!

    2 komentarze 871 dni

  • FACT of the week

    its been raining for 5 days :(

    0 komentarzy 913 dni

  • FACT of the week!

    Did you know that....

    For all of those not aware of the beer bar challenge its one pint from each tap in the Beer Bar in the best union.

    This includes a total of 17 pints , two of which are wine.

    to celebrate the end of exams all are invited to come down to beer bar this thursday at 1130 (straight after mechanics) and get super drunk and forget our sorrows!!

    Come one come all for a huge banter sesh and the comencement of BINGE WEEK!!!

    0 komentarzy 923 dni

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  • Boho Nightclub
    Boho Nightclub

    Its time to play dirty and get "MINTED" BOHO
    This Friday 6th Nov

    LIE, CHEAT AND DECEIVE your way to winning 1000 Pounds
    Network your way around the room , trick and challenge each other, to find the Golden Decoy.

    Get it correct you take home the 1000 Pound Prize


    Last batch of tickets available from Ticket Scotland.

    0141 204 5151
    Or contact Louise on 075006600522
    Doors 7pm till late

    See You There :D ? xx

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    3 tygodnie temu
  • Boho Nightclub
    Boho Nightclub

    HALLOWEEN WEEKEND AT BOHO



    Come down and join Bohos scream team for a manic Halloween Weekend.



    Arrive in fancy dress all Friday night , and Saturday until 11.30pm AND GET IN FREE :D



    DJ Robin will be keeping the tunes blasting on Friday night, followed on Saturday with Lil Rich spinning the latest and greatest tracks.



    If you make it through Friday and Saturday intact , pop in for Sunday Sesh where the Halloween theme will party on till the early hours. Entry 5 Pounds / 3 For students.



    BOHO
    BLOODY GOOD FUN





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    4 tygodnie temu
  • Boho Nightclub
    Boho Nightclub

    This September weekend

    Sunday sesh @ Boho

    The All Dancin' DJ playing Hip Hop, House, Indie, and Electro.

    Drinks promos:
    Absolut Vodka, Bulliet Bourbon, Bacardi, and Grolsch ALL £1.50

    Doors 10.30pm

    See you sunday Richard Payne

    9 tygodni temu
  • The Sunday Club
    The Sunday Club

    Sunday nights at Victoria's
    Re-Launching this weekend. 6th Sept

    with..DJ Vance
    back in legendary Sunday night residency.

    Drinks from 1.50
    FREE CD for everyone
    guestlist at VICTORIAS.TV

    It's gonna be huge! x

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    12 tygodni temu
  • D Funkt
    D Funkt

    Hey Richard Payne,

    Byblos welcomes dFUNKT, Glasgows freshest Thursday night.
    £5 on the door and drinks from £1.50 all night makes us student friendly.

    Launch night 3rd of September check out our bebo <getdfunkt> for more info.

    see you there
    love dfUNKT
    XXX

    13 tygodni temu
  • Boho Nightclub
    Boho Nightclub

    Sunday Sesh

    Glasgow's Biggest New Student Friendly Night.

    Every Sunday our resident DJs play party anthems til 3AM. Whether your dressed to impress and on big night out, or just fancy chilling on our massive outdoor terrace, Sunday Sesh is the place to be...!

    Cheapest Premium Drinks Promos in Glasgow from £1

    Entry £5 / £3 Students b4 12

    Doors 11pm

    DRINKS PROMOS:
    Absolut Vodka Mix £1.50
    Bacardi Mix £1.50
    Btl Grolsh £1
    Bulliet Bourbon Mix £1.50
    Sourz £1

    See you sunday Richard Payne x

    13 tygodni temu
  • Kirstin
    luv Kirstin

    alright bawjaws! hows it going? are you in glasvegas at the mo?
    xxxxx

    18 tygodni temu
  • Paul Mclachlan
    luv Paul Mclachlan

    Yo!!!

    BBQ/steamboats sounds good to me, just let me know when suits you. I'm free most days, haha!

    25 tygodni temu
  • Shagtag Tuesdays
    Shagtag Tuesdays

    COME IN YOUR PANTS !!

    YOU ARE INVITED TO THE PANTS PARTY !!
    *** Tuesday 2nd June - Play Nightclub ***

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    .\.---,.......|.|......,---./
    ...\.....\..././.\.\../...../
    .....\.....|.|.....|.|...../
    .......'-------------'

    Yes! theres a party in SHAGTAG's pants & you're all invited. Y-fronts, knickers, speedos, boxers, or granny pants.. anything goes! Girls & boys. Prizes for the best on show. Please RSVP to your invitation with some love (or disgust) xxx


    Shagtag Tuesdays at Play Nightclub
    7 Renfield St - Drinks at 1 quid !!

    bebocomments at live.co.uk
    X26516608

    26 tygodni temu
  • Paul Mclachlan
    luv Paul Mclachlan

    What up sir!? Not much happening with me, back home now! Not made of moneys tho, kinda tanken the last few months off the poka. Don't want to stress myself, haha!

    What u been up2? Done with uni? Heard u were getting married n startin a family, haha!

    26 tygodni temu
  • Stuart McAllister 27 tygodni temu
  • Yvonne McBride
    luv Yvonne McBride

    Haha well i would like to say that it was.... but that would be a complete lie!
    I'm struggling along though lol! :L
    In fact, i have an idea - lets swap! Hehee technical reports could be my new speciality!
    :D
    mucho amor!
    see u soon
    xxxxxxx

    28 tygodni temu
  • Richard Payne
    Richard Payne

    egg and spam , thats a bit of a rash combo if u ask me! goo central

    but ja , fun fun for thr fo fo next weeknd?

    28 tygodni temu
  • Stuart McAllister
    luv Stuart McAllister

    But i didnt want 115 spam's i cant eat that much what about :

    Spam spam spam spam spam Spam spam spam spam spam Spam spam spam spam spam Spam spam spam spam spam Spam spam spam spam spam Spam spam spam spam spam Spam spam spam spam spam Spam spam spam spam spam Spam spam spam spam spam Spam spam spam spam spam Spam spam spam spam spam Spam spam spam spam spam Spam spam spam spam spam Spam spam spam spam spam Spam spam spam spam spam Spam spam spam spam spam Spam spam spam spam spam Spam spam spam spam spam Spam spam spam spam spam Spam spam spam spam spam Spam spam spam spam spam Spam spam spam spam spam Spam spam spam spam egg

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  • Pamela Tunbridge
    luv Pamela Tunbridge

    Yes Paynie thanks rub it in that I still have a whole year of project work left to get my Masters thanks!!!!

    But next weekend is also my birthday weekend so everyone better be partying no matter what so I shall see you out my friend. It has been too long lover :P

    xxx

    28 tygodni temu
  • Stuart McAllister
    Stuart McAllister

    Can i report that as spam?

    Payney you big twat

    hugs and kisses

    Brown Bear

    28 tygodni temu
  • Killer Panda
    luv Killer Panda

    I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.

    http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/

    28 tygodni temu
  • Yvonne McBride
    luv Yvonne McBride

    Hey!
    thats great, no more exams EVER!!
    im guessin your wearin a big massive cheeky grin out tonight! (and in the pub at present lol!) :D
    Love u hehee
    xxxxxxx

    29 tygodni temu
  • Boho Nightclub
    Boho Nightclub

    Boho & Sunday Sex presents...

    BANK HOLIDAY BANTER

    SUNDAY 3rd MAY 09

    THAT TALL GUY playing Chart / Hip Hop / House / Electro

    Party Games on the Stage with a Cage with some Awesome prizes

    OPEN Until 3am

    Entry £6 / £4 Students

    FREE B4 10.30...!

    See you there Richard Payne

    xx

    30 tygodni temu
  • Boho Nightclub
    Boho Nightclub

    Hello Richard Payne

    Toy Souldiers & BOHO Presents...

    Livin @ Night

    Boho's Brand New Weekly Wednesday night launching on 6th May. Check out the real deal in Chicago Jackin House beats, no more same old night syndrome this is the No.1 in house music Guaranteed! Real DJ's cutting up real house beats!

    Drinks from £1.50

    Doors 10.30 - 3am

    Entry £6 / £5 (free b4 11pm)

    30 tygodni temu