````````````````````````````
````~~~~~~~~``````````````
```||||||||/|\||||||||```````` ````
```|~~~/``\~~~|`````````````
```|```^```^``|`````````````
``[|```@```@``|]`````````````
```|`````.>````|`````````````
```\````___```/``````````````
````\```\__/``/` ``````
`````\.______/````````````````
``````__|._|__````.__.```````` `
`````/######\``_|||||````````
````/#|##.##|#\`\___/````````
```/##|####|##\_/ /`````````
````|.`|####|`\___/`````````
````|.`|####|```````````````
````\`/""""""""\`````````````` `
`````/""""/\"""""\```````````` ``
````|""""|``|""""|`' ' ' ' ' ' ``` `
````|""""|``|""""|```````````` `
```/###/`.`\###\````````````
````````````````````````````
````````````````````````````

Elements/symptoms of the stereotypical chav are someone who:

Wears particular clothing, such as:
Brand-name athletic clothing and shoes. Stereotypically, this might include but is not limited to white trainers and tracksuits.
Designer clothing and accessories (usually counterfeit), in particular the distinctive tartan of Burberry
Fake gold jewellery—in particular conspicuous earrings and trinkets on chains for women, and gold sovereign rings and large gold (or fake gold) chains for men.[citation needed]
Sports caps or Burberry caps and hoodies (for males). Often both are worn at once.
Sports or jogging trousers, especially white. Tucked in at the bottom into large football socks. Liverpool chavs often wear all black counterfeit designer tracksuits with 'Lowe Alpine' ski caps and Nike Air Max 95 trainers.
If female, often wears thickly applied make-up, large hoop or dangle earrings, makes heavy use of fake tan, and has a hairstyle in which the hair is pulled back into a tight ponytail (called a "Croydon facelift" "council-house facelift" or "Scrapeback").
Owns a "tacky" or "cheap" modified car, usually with a basic original specification, but decorated in a gaudy style, such as a souped-up Vauxhall Nova.
Aspires to the latest mobile phone and other mobile gadgetry. The stereotype may not be above buying fenced phones or obtaining the phones themselves via mugging or theft.
Lives on council estates and other low-income neighbourhoods, often supported by the "dole" (unemployment benefit / Income Support).
Congregates and loiters in areas such as bus stops, shopping centres, supermarkets, under bridges, corner-shops and fast food restaurants.
Is associated with crass, loud, in-your-face drunken behaviour and petty crime activities. This includes unprovoked attacks on members of the public (see happy slapping), vandalism, verbal abuse, and drug abuse (see ASBO). Often these crimes are committed purely for the fun of it and not material gain.
Classically (particularly in the schoolyard culture) have a vehement dislike of 'goths' and 'emos', as well as any other "alternative" non-chav subcultures, often grouped with the aforementioned cultures.
Enjoys predominately African-American music such as rap or R'n'B, and will play it at very loud volumes, such as when driving around in a car.

1. Whats ur name?
2. Are we close?
3. What do u think of me?
4. Do u hav a crush on me?
5. Would u kiss me?
6. Would u fuck me?
7. Describe me in 3 words?
8. If u had me for 30 mins wat would you do?
9. What was ur first impression of me?
10. Do u still think the same?
11. What reminds u of me?
12. If u could give me anything what would it be?
13. How well do u know me?
14. What do u like best about me?
15. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u could'nt?
16. Could u ever love me?
17. Give me a nickname and explain why?
18. R u gona put this on ur blog and c wat i say bout u?