Collection of blunders done by my sister (Not in any particular order)

1. Electric window?
"Turn off the window"

2. Door light?
"Close the light"

3. The mashers
"Hey look at those mashers" (The word "mashers" actually meaning to be moshers at the Staind gig)

4. Cat VS bush
In the car on the way to Tesco, she thought she seen a cat...it was a bush

5. The Backbone...
Suzie: "Do we have a backbone?"
Me: "Feel your back"
Suzie: "I can only feel my spine"
Me: "That's an entirely different thing"
Suzie: "Oh ok".

a while later ....

Me: "Suzie your spine is your back bone"
Suzie:"You told me it wasn't!"
Me: "I lied"

6. The Foglights
Turn your fog lights on so the person behind can see them so they'll slow down
................ All I can remember for now....But TRUST me, there WILL be more

You know you're from Hong Kong when...

You pretend (and tell people) that you know Mandarin because you can speak Cantonese.

You started singing karaoke when you were five.

You are an expert in mahjong.

You tip only 10%.

You prefer Sony.

You have more than 30 cousins.

You confuse Welcome with Wellcome.

You have many credit cards.

You have more than two DVD players at home.

You wear famous brand clothes: DKNY, Versace, Chanel, Polo, etc. even though all your Polo shirts are from ladies’ market.

You always have the latest mobile phone.

You play badminton.

You drink vita soy.

You love to go yum cha.

Your friends ask you if Hong Kong is a country.

You call a lot of your friends Fei Jai.

You’ve lost a lot of money on the Mark Six.

You know what it means when you call someone inch.

You eat instant noodles too often.

You've dyed your hair before.

You are studying engineering, business management or law.

You try to avoid pork chops. And i'm not talking about the food.

When you go back to Hong Kong, the last thing your smoking friend asks you is to buy them a carton of Reds.

You read "tsing tao" instead of "world journal" or "china press."

You party at Club 7-11.

You ALWAYS buy real software and DVDs. ALWAYS.

You never order appetizers at a restaurant.

Your Chinese handwriting really sucks.

You build a mountain of salad when you eat in Pizza Hut.

Your stationery has pictures of your favourite cartoon character.

People accuse you of having (and starting) SARS.

Your foreign friends don't mess with you because they think you know kung fu.

You have a collection of model robots, built or yet to be built.

If someone buys something, you brag about how its cheaper in Hong Kong.

When you leave HK, you always stock up on duty free at the airport.

When having dim sum, you rinse your dishes in hot water before you eat.

You have two middle initials instead of the usual one.

You spit bones and food scraps on the table.

You have heaps of shoes and slippers blocking the entrance to your home.

Your kitchen is coated in a film of sticky grease.

Your cook top is covered with tin foil.

You buy $10 VCDs.

You hate nerds, even though you are one.

You ask, "when are you going back to Hong Kong?" instead of "when are you going to Hong Kong?".

You miss the drinks and snacks that you can only get in Hong Kong.

You have a Walkman, Discman and Minidisk player that you don’t use anymore because you use an MP3 player.

You use tick tick pencils instead of regular pencils.

You've played all the computer games that have ever come out.

You play ... err ... you ARE the Street Fighter Champion.

You show off your mobile phone that you got in Hong Kong "for cheap."

Your luggage is near empty when you arrive in HK, and it's full when you leave.

You expect to pay for transport in other countries with your Octopus card, only to be disappointed.

If your are a guy you are really interested in military stuff (guns, aircraft, tanks), but you’re too pussy to be a soldier.

You inherit your elder brother's clothes and your younger brother inherits your clothes.

You once had loads of 4wd model cars.

You’ve had a Tamagotchi.

You have a PlayStation, Gamecube, Xbox and you will get the Xbox 360 soon.

You use Bak Fa Yao.

Justin's gay.

You have at least one shirt that says "Hong Kong" on the front.

When there is a sale on toilet paper, you buy 100 rolls and store them in your closet or in the bedroom of an adult child who has moved out.

You have a vinyl table cloth on your kitchen table.

You use Park 'N Shop bags as binliners.

You always leave your shoes at the door.

You have a piano in your living room.

You can twirl your pen around your fingers.

You eat red bean popsicles.

When you go to a dance party, there are a wall of guys surrounding the dance floor trying to look cool.

She's the one you call when you're bored because she makes you laugh. She's the one you talk to when you're feeling down because she's willing to lend an ear & be a friend. She's not the one you call when you need a date to your company's Christmas party, or to go dancing with on a Saturday night. She's the one you spend time with between girlfriends, before you find "The One." You know, the one who you keep around in the meantime. She's not one of the guys, not a tomboy, but you don't look at her as a 'real' woman, either. She's not bitchy enough, or moody enough to be seen in that light. She's too laid-back, too easily amused by the same things your male buddies are amused by. She's too understanding, too comfortable; she doesn't make you feel nervous or excited the way a 'real' woman does. But she's cool, and nice, and funny, & attractive enough that when you're lonely & need female companionship, she'll do just fine. You don't have to wine & dine her because she knows the real you already, & you don't have any facades to keep up, no pretenses to preserve. You're not trying to get anything of substance out of her, she's not easy, but you know that she cares about you & is attracted to you, & that she'll give you the friend you need. And you know you don't have to explain yourself or the situation, that she'll be able to cope with the fact that this isn't the beginning of a relationship or that there's any possibility that you have any real romantic feelings for her. It won't bother her that you'll go on a date with the woman you've been mooning over for weeks who finally agreed to go out with you. She'll settle for a goodbye hug & a promise to call her & tell her how the date went. She's just so cool.
But deep down, if you really think about it (which you probably don't because to you, the situation between the two of you isn't important enough to merit any real thought), you know that it's really not fair. You know that although she would never say it, it hurts her to know that despite all her good points & all the fun you two have, you don't think she's good enough to spend any real time with. Sure, it's mostly her fault, because she doesn't have to give in to your needs. She could play the hard-to-get person like the rest of them do, if she really wanted to. But you & she both know that she probably couldn't pull it off. Maybe she's too short, or a little overweight, or has a big birthmark on her forehead, or works at Taco Bell. Whatever the reason, somehow life has given her a lot of really great qualities but has left out the ones that men want (or think they want) in a woman. So she remains forever the funny friend, the steadfast companion, & you go on searching for your goddess who will somehow be everything you ever wanted in a woman. You'll joke to her that she should be the best man at your wedding, & she'll laugh and make a joke about a smelly rental tux. She doesn't captivate you with her beauty, or open doors with her smile. Mainly she blends in with the crowd. She's safe. She doesn't want to be the center of attention & turn the heads of everyone in the room, but she wants to turn someone's head. She wants to be special to someone, too. We all do. She has feelings; she has a heart. In fact, she probably has a bigger & better heart than any woman you've ever known because she's had a front-row seat to The Mess That Is Your Life, & she likes you anyway. She obviously sees something worthwhile & redeeming in you because although you've given her nothing, absolutely no reason to still be around, she is.
And someday, she won't be around.