Agenda for officers meeting on Wed 22nd

1/ Membership, how should we attract new members and keep it interesting for exsisting members

2/ Formation of specialist teams for kayaking, Boats, Heights etc.

3/ Vehicles, driving of, use of and state of

4/ Planning the year ahead

Remember we need everyones voice, give your opinion to any officer.

One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me. I was about 3
years old and had just recovered from a nasty fall. Someone had given me a
little tea set as a get-well gift and it was one of my favorite toys.
Daddy was in the living room, engrossed in the evening news when I brought
Daddy a little cup of 'tea', which of course, was just water. After several cups
of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my Mom came home.
My Dad made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of tea,
because it was 'just the cutest thing!' My Mom waited, and sure enough, here
I came down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy and she watched him drink it
all up.
Then she said, "Did it ever occur to you that the only place that child can reach
to get water, is the toilet.??"

1. The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.
2. The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut, and handed to the pediatrician, who breathed and cried immediately.
3. Exam of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.
4. The skin was moist and dry.
5. Rectal exam revealed a normal size thyroid.
6. The patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.
7. She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life until 1989 when she got a divorce.
8. Between you and me, we ought to be able to get this lady pregnant.
9. The patient was in his usual state of good health until his airplane ran out of gas and crashed.
10. I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.
11. The patient was prepped and raped in the usual manner.
12. Examination reveals a well-developed male laying in bed with his family in no distress.
13. Patient was alert and unresponsive.
14. When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the room.
15. The patient lives at home with his mother, father, and pet turtle, who is presently enrolled in day care three times a week.
16. Bleeding started in the rectal area and continued all the way to Los Angeles.
17. Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.
18. She is numb from her toes down.
19. Exam of genitalia was completely negative except for the right foot.
20. While in the emergency room, she was examined, x-rated and sent home.
21. The patient was to have a bowel resection. However, he took a job as a stockbroker instead.
22. The patient suffers from occasional, constant, infrequent headaches.
23. Coming from Detroit, this man has no children.