Glynnbag
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- de the 'Ford (boy)
- Statut sentimental : Marié(e)
- Dernière connexion: Il y a 17 semaines
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- Slogan
- We've got the vision; now let's have some fun
- À propos de moi
- <-- I miss the 'Ford sometimes. I think it misses me
Favourite quotes of the year (so far):
"She's Norwegian, so she's from like, Norwegia?"...and you're studying what, James??
"What's the fish of the day?"
"Deep fried COCK"
"...Did you mean Haddock?"
"Saváiste cabáiste"
"Hi! so do you live here?"
"No-oo....but YOU do...."
" Dyslexia. The sexy learning disorder. I've got sexlexia"
"I'm kinda hot for your dad...do you think if we had children, would they look like you?"
"YOU'RE BREACHING MY NEIGHBOUR PRINCIPLE!! Give me back my fork!!"
"The Hindu Association of Ireland believe that living in Belgrove represents penance for past life sins beyond mortal comprehension"
"The on-call room is never never NEVER to be used for sexytime..."
- Music
- Anything that's not pants. If you really want to know, put my Mp3 player on shuffle and see what happens. You may be pleasantly surprised. Needless to say, the Kings of Leon feature strongly. But then, so do Boston and Woody Guthrie. True story
- Films
- The classic comedies. By which I mean the likes of Aeroplane and Blazing Saddles...wonderfully offensive to all races and minority groups
- Sports
- Tae Kwon Do. Blue belt, baby...
- Scared Of
- Spiders...nothing should need eight legs and eight eyes to live. Also, it's increasingly beginning to look like I have a fear of getting off my candy ass and getting a job. Hence being the eternal student
- Happiest When
- exams are over!
- Most likely to find me
- Smoking in front of the 'No Smoking' signs outside the Health Sciences building
- Least likely to find me
- actually in the Health Sciences building
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Commonly encountered pub-related mishaps
SYMPTOM: Pint appears to be crystal clear...
FAULT: It's water. Somebody is trying to sober you up.
ACTION: Punch him/her.
SYMPTOM: Don't recognise anyone, don't even recognise the room you're in.
FAULT: Don't panic - you've wandered into the wrong party.
ACTION: See if they've any free pints anyhow.
SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet.
FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle.
ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling.
SYMPTOM: Feet warm and wet.
FAULT: Improper bladder control.
ACTION: Stand next to nearest pet dog, complain about how house training has "gone to the dogs nowadays".
SYMPTOM: Pint appears unusually pale and tasteless.
FAULT: Glass empty.
ACTION: Get someone to get you another pint.
SYMPTOM: Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights.
FAULT: You've fallen over backwards.
ACTION: Have yourself chained to bar counter.
SYMPTOM: Mouth contains fag-ends.
FAULT: You have fallen forward.
ACTION: See above.
SYMPTOM: Beer tastes tasteless, front of your shirt is wet.
FAULT: Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of face.
ACTION: Retire to loo, practise in mirror.
SYMPTOM: Floor blurry.
FAULT: You're looking through bottom of empty glass.
ACTION: Get someone to get you another pint.
SYMPTOM: Floor moving.
FAULT: You are being carried out.
ACTION: Find out if you are being taken to another pub/party
SYMPTOM: Room seems unusually dark.
FAULT: Bar has closed, have yez no homes to go to
ACTION: Confirm home address with barman, grab taxi home.
SYMPTOM: Taxi's interior suddenly takes on colourful aspect and textures.
FAULT: Beer consumption has exceeded personal limitations.
ACTION: Cover mouth.
SYMPTOM: Everyone looks up to you and smiles.
FAULT: You are dancing on a table.
ACTION: Fall on somebody cushy-looking.
SYMPTOM: Hands hurts, nose hurts, mind unusually clear though.
FAULT: You have been in a fight.
ACTION: Apologise to everyone you see, just in case it was them.
SYMPTOM: Your singing sounds distorted.
FAULT: That lager is too weak.
ACTION: Have more drink until your voice improves.
SYMPTOM: Don't remember the words to song.
FAULT: Beer is just right.
ACTION: Play air guitar.
SYMPTOM: Ugly woman/man in your sights.
FAULT: Insufficient beer intake.
ACTION: Up dosage immediately.
SYMPTOM: Shins and toes hurt.
FAULT: You've been walking into things.
ACTION: Maintain dosage.
SYMPTOM: Squishy feeling in the hands.
FAULT: You have grabbed hold of a woman's breasts.
ACTION: Duck to avoid boyfriend's fist.
SYMPTOM: Bed is bumping around.
FAULT: Taking an ambulance ride.
ACTION: It's too late, you made complete arsehole of self
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Reasons to Date Radiographers
As overheard at Rad-Day 2007...
1. We know AAAAAAALLLLLLL the positions...
2. For Health and Safety reasons, we always GET IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME...
3. For Health and Safety reasons, if we don't get it right the first time, we WILL do it again...
4. If we tell you to take off your shirt or drop your pants, you WILL do it
5. We are in fact the nicest people in the hospital. We're the 'ULTRA SOUND' people (narf narf...)
6. We can see through falseness, lies, and dishonesty. In fact, WE CAN SEE RIGHT THROUGH IT ALL...
7. If you date one radiographer, you date us all. We hunt in PACS....
(Curtesy of Brendan, being 'pun-intentional'...)0 commentaires 777 jours
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You know you're in Waterford when....
This is for everyone in Dublin, who will call me a bogger ''FROM THE COUNTRY, ROYSH'', and ask to see my passport whenever I set foot in Belfield...
1) Your gender is constantly reaffirmed, at the beginning and end of every conversation. As in, 'well BOY', and 'see yas now, GIRL'
2) The pigeons have no obvious aknowledgment, nor fear, of humans
3) There is no such thing as a monosyllabic word. EVERY word has at least three syllables. So play becomes 'puh-lay-ehh' and ground becomes 'gur-ou-uuund' and so on. You can only imagine how long it takes to say the sentance 'I'm taking my daughter to play on the swings in the playground'
4) The combination of navy tracksuit ends and white Addidas runners constitute the accepted county colours...
5) ...while McDonalds and SuperMac's constitute the staple diet
6) You will begin to consider A-Wear to be the height of sophistication and couture, the longer you spend there
7) Intelligent conversation seems like a long forgotten dream, especially if you eavesdrop on buses in the city
You will begin to wonder how, prior to coming to Waterford, did you ever wonder why you needed central locking on your car
9) There is no such thing as a green traffic light. Just red and that other one
10) You U-Turn as and when it pleases you
11) It may sometimes help to yield at a roundabout, but this is not a necessity. No matter what your position on the road, as a driver in Waterford, YOU automaticaly have right of way
12) You can see no obvious reason to take offence to your partner referring to you as a 'lach'
13) Your partner ordering you a drink at the bar by saying 'an' I'll take a Ritz for me lach, boy', in your opinion, puts other European cities to shame in terms of romance
14) If someone asks you where the 'Horrors' is, you'll know they're a fellow tourist. True story. The Waterford expression for being drunk, 'I was in the horrors, boy', used with such emphasis and startling frequency preluding stories, has lead many an outsider to believe it's a nightclub or bar
15) You notice, if you leave your bag unattended on the table when you go out for a smoke, your friends will shake their heads sadly. You'll soon learn, you'll soon learn...
16) You discover that the big deal with Blah's, is that there is no big deal. They're just BREAD
17) Americans genuinely believe Piebalds to be the established mode of transport
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...and can easily be frightened off by muttering, 'we're all vikings at home in my house, boss...'
19) The annexure of the North from the Republic presents no moral outrage. But Ferrybank coming under the jurisdiction of Waterford county-council and not Kilkenny, on the other hand...
20) Certain sentances become a physical imposibility. Such as 'yes, I see your point', or 'no, I should really just stop at six pints' and
'I'm fine officer, but thank you for asking'
21) The Gardai present no other service than as moving targets
22) 'He got bottled upside the face' is an accepted medical term in A&E
23) The term, 'smell your mother, boy' while waving index fingers fingers under someone's nose, is recognised as the official precursor to a fight
24) You wonder how you ever survived without the 'tuuue-ennns' on Beat Fm, boy
25) You fully appreciate the tragedy of the above twenty-four statements. Yet nonetheless cling to unerring civic pride.
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Il y a 16 semaines
Gillian Sauvage
not signed up2face book yet girl,do you know when ul know if you will be on call?il drop invite out this wkend anyway.great to hear from ya.
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Gillian SauvageIl y a 17 semainesglynn bag.by the looks of it uv moved on to face book2,my weddings on the 16th oct,3pm fenor church,il drop ur invite to ur mams and hope u get it.lost ur num so dont know where u r.hope to hear from ya soon girl.my numbs 0857737654.
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Dee GrantIl y a 32 semainesMiss Glynn...how the hell are you????
exams at the moment???? it's been tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oo long since we talked last missy!!!
newsies for me?
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Maurice KavanaghIl y a 39 semainesGlynners,
Still conning UCD into thinking your a Rad student? Havent seen you since that night I was laughing at you in tripod smoking yard for not being able to drink vodka raw.
Night ended with three of us walking up the N11 at 6 in the morning, squad car pulls up, realises were just drunk students, this "bangarda" as they used to be called starts chatting away, so where were ye? etc etc.......In Coppers......really any good.....one of the lads goes "Would have been better if you were there" winks at her, fella driving the car pissed himself laughing.......
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Andy JoyceIl y a 43 semainesEP 2009 tickets go on sale soon
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Il y a 48 semaines
Ciara
ciaraaaaaaaaa!
how are you? i defo havent seen you in about 2.5years! how's college and shtuff? isnt it just amazing being back in ucd? (can you hear the sarcasm?
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Il y a 50 semaines
Anna Roe
Hey glynnbag
I remebered that you dont like being called Ciara.
How are you?Hope xmas and new year was great for you.
Looking forward to placement next week?
Marbles and I dont have the marroon pants so we're going to be wearing the ever reliable black trousers until we get maroon ones at some stage next week.
Im gonna drive to Tallaght because Im not sure what my plans are, I might come home to Kildare a few evenings. Your more than welcome to get a lift with me?
Oh, on Monday I have an SVP review meeting in Tempelogue so i'll prob go straight from the hospital if you wanna drive too?
Anne-Marie is looking forward to haveing you girls down for dinner one of the evenings too.
Anyways see you Monday morning sweetheart.
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Il y a 51 semaines
Orlaith Bolger
hay missus............. long time no c!!!lol
hope all is well............just a quick comment to say a belated happy xmas and an early happy new year!!!!
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Maurice KavanaghIl y a 53 semainesYou needed to take one of those Bebo quizes to find out your a retard?
Surely you know loads of people who could have told you that??
The rape thing Im a bit suprised though, would have had you down for a medical manslaughter thing.........sure you can prove bebo wrong Glynn......
Did you take the what estate from Waterford you are? Ballybeg man myself..........so watch yourself, unless you want yer go boy!
Hows the oul examerino's going for you? Any disasters? Not overly the worst here, should get through them just about, maybe one repeat, but its second year and doesnt count........had a slight incident where I managed to fall asleep for half an hour in one but still managed to leave half an hour early..........
Presume your finished?UCD seems to hate law students and stuck our last one on Friday til 8..........
But Im getting horribly drunk after it!
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Il y a 53 semaines
Trev
I was working this afternoon, had to take some photos for a design for Dave. I'll get on it soon, I promise... xx
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Il y a 53 semaines
Louise Moynihan
hahaha, thats savage girl....didnt i tell you the secret never fails the work!!
oh just saw the two quizzes you did there.....
hahahaha!!! "you say random things at inappropriate times"....... a few things come to mind!!!!
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Il y a 53 semaines
Sarah Hall
Yeah I'd love to meet up for tea...however, only if you promise not to do an enema on me!! I do agree...it was a funny thing not to mention to ye when ye started alright. I dunno...it all sounds a lil strange to me. You put radioactive material up someone's ass to diagnose bowel cancer. But doesn't radioactive material increase your risk of cancer? So it might give you cancer...but I guess its all good if you get a free enema
lol
Studies are going OK, getting v hectic at the moment and I'm not liking it. I much prefered when I could sit around reading all the time. Now I actually have to work when i'm not up and down on the train like an eejit.
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Il y a 53 semaines
Ellen Burgess
hahahahahaha
i always knew u had some weird/quirky dark secret life
c u at d bus stop in 8 hrs
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Timothy CroninIl y a 53 semainesExams!?! that sucks...i am really looking forward to the Kings and then a week after that i am off to Oz for 6 weeks....NICE!!!!
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Il y a 53 semaines
Sarah Hall
Here's a real love for you!! I wasn't feeling v loveable today til I saw your message!!
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Louise MoynihanIl y a 53 semaineshahahaha
awww dont worry about it...... tomorrow shouldnt be too bad anyways. anything is a doddle after integrated pain!!
yup, keep using the secret, and you'll be grand!!
okey dokey girl, i shall see you tomorrow!!
later loser!
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Il y a 53 semaines
Louise Moynihan
Well hello there! aww thanks girl!
I DONT HAVE CHLAMYDIA!!
how goes the study for tomorrow? oh jeez, we're sooo relaxed here, we cant get motivated!!
Give Glynnbag your luv for today.
"Free luv, it didn't do anything"
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Sarah HallIl y a 53 semainesI heart you!
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Dee KavanaghIl y a 53 semainesi don't remember them playin plinky planky music in the ultrasound room before?! (no i wasn't preggers btw) lol.. that wud annoy the shit outta me tho
ah deadly when u home for the 2 weeks? gotta meet for that pint, im so useless for arranging things lol... go to geoffs sing "the icecream" song
lol.. haven't seen ann in aaaages, how she keepin?
Its a Japanese APPLE BANANA
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