1) What's their name?
Stephen
2) Does he/she have a girlfriend/boyfriend?
both
3) Would you go to Disneyland with them?
no, he might bum one of the kids
4) How old were you when you first met?
22
5) Do you know their secrets?
yeah
6) Is this person older than you?
yeah he's an old fart
7) When was the last time you saw this person?
looking at him right now...
When was the last time you spoke to this person on the phone?
earlier today
9) Are you related to this person?
I hope not...
10) Are you their b/f or g/f?
both
11) Do you have a nickname for each other?
cunt?
12) Do you have pics of this person on your bebo?
sure do
13) How many times do you talk to this person?
only when I have to
14) Do you think they will repost this?
no
15) Could you live with this person?
already do
16) Why is this person your other half?
fuck knows lol
17) Have you seen this person cry?
that's classified
1 Do you know this persons middle name?
vinegar baws
19) Have you ever been shopping with this person?
only for food & dvds, neither of us like shopping
20) Have you ever had a sleepover with this person?
I sleep with him so...
22) Have you ever gave this person something?
the clap
23) Have you ever done something really stupid or illegal with this person?
several things
24) Do you know everything about this person?
more than most
25) Does this person have a job?
he's a gigolo
26) Does this person have you as their other half?
he has to
27) Do you think you & your other half will be best friends forever?
I didn't sign up for that
2 Have you ever made something with this person?
hardcore porn
29) Have you ever taken bebo pictures with this person?
Not specifically for it, I'm not that much of a sad cunt...
30) Have you and your other half fought before?
yeah, I'm good at winning tho lol
31) Is your #1 on drugs?
yeah he's shitfaced
32) Does this person drink alcohol?
only on the sabbath
34) Have you and your other half made up a hand shake?
if we have I think it involves spit
35) Have you and your other half done prank calls together?
I've not heard anyone do a prank call since I was in school
36) Have you ever seen this person dance?
yeah it's hilarious lol
37) Have you ever seen this person sing?
hehe yeah
3 Do you and this person have a certain saying?
fuck off & you stink are said a lot lol
39) Do you know this persons bebo password?
I know all his passwords
40) Do you know who this person likes or who she or he is going out with?
Paul lol
41) Have you and this person ever gotten into a fight that lasted?
nah
42) Does this person have a dog?
used to
43) Does this person go on the computer often?
only when I'm not on it
44) Have you and this person gone clubbing?
only seals
45) Do you know this person's house alarm code?
yeah it involves punching the cat in the face
46) Do you talk a lot to this person?
talk, mumble, smile & nod, ignore...
47) Have you licked this person?
sure have
4 Now say something only you and this person will understand?
'woooosh'
4 Has this person yelled at you?
yep
49) Have you and this person got into a fist fight?
eh yeah lol. I kicked his ass
50) How much do you love this person?
as much as a jobby with a bow on it

ARE YOU?
1. Perfect?: almost lol
2. Tall?: no
3. In your pajamas?: Stephen's tshirt so yeah i suppose
4. Left handed?: no

LAST:
1. Friend you saw: Paul I think
2. Talked to on the phone: my mum
3. Person to text you: Simrit or my sister
4. Was today better than yesterday? yeah, i slept longer

FAVOURITE:
1. Number: 5!
2. Color(s): black, red... i dunno
3. Food: steak
4. Place: bed, pub

QUESTIONS & ANSWERS:

Q: What was the first thing you did this morning when you got up?
A: went back to sleep

Q: Do you have anything bothering you?
A: got a headache

Q: What's the last movie you watched in theaters?
A: Alien vs Predator 2 lol

Q. Do you smile a lot?
A: probably not

Q: Do you wish upon stars?
A: no I'm not 5 years old

Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: i suppose so

Q.Where did you sleep last night?
A: Stephen's bed

Q: Why did you sleep there?
A: it's comfier than the floor?

Q: When was the last time you cried?
A: a while ago

Q: Rate life as of right now one being bad ten being great?
A: 8 or 9. 9 might be pushing it tho cos I'm a bit skint

Q: What do you hear right now?
A: some crap music from Burnout

Q: Does anything hurt right now?
A. my tongue & head

Q: What's your favorite month?
A: the one that's hottest

TEN EMOTIONS:

2. Are you happy?
pretty much

3. Are you sad?:
nope

4. Are you bored?:
well I'm doing this so yeah

5. Are you feeling loved?
yep

6. Are you nervous?
nope

7. Are you angry at anyone?
nope

8. Are you tired?
I'm always tired

9.Brothers and/or sisters?
2 sisters

001. Name? Catriona
002. Nick name? Kat
003. Eye color? blue i think
004. Zodiac sign? capricorn
005. Male or female? both
006. Birthday? xmas eve
008. Slut? depends who u talk to lol
009. Smart? does a degree make u smart? didn't think so...
010. Hair color? light brown
011. long or short hair? longer than short
013. Sweats or Jeans? jeans
014. Phone or Camera? phone
015. Health freak? lol no
019. Piercings? 5 on the ears & tongue
020. Tattoos? not yet, but soon
021. Lefty or Righty? right

FIRSTS :
023. First piercing? ears
024. First best friend? someone in primary school
025. First award? my degree probably lol
026. First crush? primary school again
027. First pet? 2 gerbils
028. First big vacation? America or Thailand i suppose

CURRENTLY :
049. Eating? crisps
050. Drinking? irn bru
051. thinking about someone? my headache
052. I'm about to? continue sitting
053. Listening to? Stephen playing xbox
054. Plans for today? do nothing
055. Waiting for? my job to start

WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX?
068. Lips or eyes? eyes
069. Sexy or cute? who the fuck wants a cute boyfriend?
070. shorter or taller? taller. I could never do it with a midget
072. Romantic or spontaneous? spontaneous. romance is for cunts
073. Nice stomach or nice arms? big arms. like pop eye
074. Sensitive or loud? not too much either way
075. Hook-up or relationship? bit of both
076. good or bad? at what?
077. lover or a fighter? eh, bit of both?

HAVE YOU EVER :
079. Drank bubbles? eh yeah
080. Lost glasses/contacts? no i have perfect eyesight
081. Run away from home? no
082. Been to the snow? retard. yeah
083. Broken a bone? no
084. Broken someone's heart? don't think so
085. Been arrested? no

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
089. Yourself? what a gay question
090. Miracles? eh no.
091. Love at first sight? no
092. Heaven? lol
093. Santa clause? he's a paedo
094. Marriage? not fussed about it
095. Kissing on the first date? i don't believe in dates
096. Magic? Only Dio

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY :
098. Are you seriously happy with where you are in life?
Pretty much!
099. Do you believe in God?
No. Jesus was a cunt 2.