Shane on Team Mates

BEST TRAINER?no1
WORST TRAINER?- every1
MOST SKILLFUL? jon lam
WORST DRESS SENCE?- thomas
WORST TASTE IN MUSIC? id say leon..
BIGGEST JOKER? dunno
BIGGEST LEGEND OF ALL TIME? me ima hero
MESSER? every1 wen wer 2gether
FASTEST PLAYER?- close 1 me ha
SLOWEST PLAYER?- tony
MANAGER FAVOURITE?- brendan is d gaffers fav
LICK ASS? mooney --fagit
BIGGEST FLA BOY? mooney thinks it and oj aswell
HARDEST PLAYER TO MARK IN TRAINING?- me ha
BIGGEST MOANER? spillane oh god
GOAL OF THE SEASON? tough 1 i dunno ders contenders
HARDMAM?- alan sum man
PLAYER(S)MOST LIKELY TO MAKE IT- dunno
WHO'S LAZY-jon lam ha joke tony
BEST DEFENDER- leon brick wall
BEST MIDFIELDER- alan
BEST STRIKER- spilly i suppose toms savage tho
WORSE HAIRCUT- tonys ronaldo on it b4 d game
BIGGEST HEART? mooney thinks it
SMALLEST PLAYER? id say alan is it??dunno
TALLEST PLAYER? wer all small ha oj r spilly
PUSSY? oj d

male side 21 minutes ago


These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered "1"
ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.


1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.


1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as football, the 4-3-3 formation,
or golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;


But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

Pass this to as many men as you can -
to give them a laugh

how to speak chinese
You MUST read them out loud or it doesnt make as much sense...

1) That’s not right.......... Sum Ting Wong

2) Are you harboring a fugitive................... Hu Yu Hai Ding

3) See me ASAP................. Kum Hia Nao

4) Stupid Man........................... Dum Fuk

5) Small horse...................... Tai Ni Po Ni

6) Did you go to the beach?.................... Wai Yu So Tan

7) I bumped in to a coffee table................. Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni

I think you need a face lift...................... Chin Tu Fat

9) Its very dark in here........................... Wao So Dim

10) I thought you were on a diet............... Wai Yu Mun Ching

11) This is a tow away zone....................... No Pah King

12) Staying out of sight.............................
. Lei Ying Lo

13) He's cleaning his automobile................ Wa Shing Ka

14) Your body odor is offensive.................. Yu Stin Ki Pu

15) Great..................... Fa Kin Su Pah

If u understood how to do this, repost it and share the laugh.

For the losers who didn’t get it..... You’re dumb