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The Mighty Dane

Now tonight I plan to think feel wish!

9/1/08 | me too! | Reply

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  • I am Married
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  • Member since: March 2006
  • Last active: May 4
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About Me

Tagline
You shouldn't try to change your clothes, man. Let your clothes change you.
Me, Myself, and I
My name is Declan.

I rule.

Questions can be posted below.
Music
I play guitar in a Blues-Rock band. We enjoy Led Zeppelin, Cream, Jimi Hendrix, AC/DC, Muddy Waters, Rory Gallagher, The Allman Brothers band and others.
My 5 Favourite guitar players
Are Jimmy Page, Eric Clapton, Jimi Hendrix, Rory Gallagher and Chuck Berry.
Sports
That's funny! You're funny!
Some things I enjoy
Quality blues music, sleeping, eating poor quality food and drinking cheap beer.
Things I do not enjoy
Radiohead, The Wombats, people who don't know Star Wars is the greatest thing in the world
My ambitions
To one day play the slide guitar like Robert Johnson, to graduate successfully with a third level degree.

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  • My Shakespearean prologue to the Fresh Prince of Bel Air

    Sirs, the tale I lay before ye now,
    Of Life's wheel turned, 'til it were upside-down,
    Will much reward thy patience if ye sit,
    To hear'f Bel Air, and I the Prince of it.
    In Franklin's Burg, where, in my boyish days,
    In playgrounds the sweet scholar did I play,
    By Leisure lit, fair youth's most happy torch,
    A-sporting by my school's inviting porch,
    One day appeared there some right knavish rakes,
    Their spleens a-swelling mischief for to make.
    My mother feared, though t'were no great offence,
    And cried "to kin in Bel Air get thee hence!"
    Hailed I a coach, and spied as near it pass'd,
    A seal of "fraiche" and bones within its glass.
    If aught, I thought this footman wondrous strange,
    But bid him speed to Bel Air's mighty range.
    I came upon the hour of pious vesper,
    My valet's stench proclaim'd his sweet departure,
    And thus my kingdom reach'd, I gladly own,
    To ponder princely hours on Bel Air's throne.

    2 Comments 223 weeks

  • The Darwinian method of Seduction - by Declan Moran

    Rachel? Hi, this is Frank. I know you from the economics

    tutorial. Listen, I don't know if you're busy on Saturday, but I

    was wondering if you'd like the chance to gestate my young.



    We were in the small group the other day, and your prominent

    and fleshy mammarian globes made me think that you yourself

    are in good health, and could easily feed a large and healthy

    child. Your well-toned rump also suggests physical strength. I

    don't know you all that well, but you seem like someone with

    strong dominant genes, who could protect a medium- to

    large-sized brood from predators. I like that.



    Also, has anyone ever told you that you have a pretty face? No,

    I know it sounds corny, but your smooth and clear skin probably

    signifies that you have no diseases which could threaten either

    my health or that of my potential offspring. You have a very

    feminine look about you. That's a compliment! If I met you on

    the street, I'd say that your gonads produce enough oestrogen

    to ensure frequent sexual heat and strong maternal instincts. In

    fact, I'll go right out on a limb here. Would I be right in saying

    that you ovulate on a regular and reliable basis?



    I'm sorry. That seems sleazy. I don't want you to think I only

    care about looks. I get along with you well, and I think it's cool

    that we share a few interests. Our common enjoyment of Monty

    Python films may indicate that I would find it easy to

    co-operate with you in foraging for food or tending to my

    hungry whelp. You seem really easy-going. It's even possible

    that I could impregnate multiple females, and thereby maximise

    my chance of genetic survival, without your knowing or

    protesting.



    Can I just say, by the way, that I was very impressed by the

    way you took charge in that tutorial on Tuesday? You're a

    really great spokesperson for our group. When you were

    answering the tutor's questions, it was great the way you used

    your full physical height while unconsciously accentuating the

    feminine pitch of your speaking voice. It left me thinking "Now

    here's a girl who would significantly increase my status in a

    social grouping, and therefore my share of food and resources,

    if I were to mate and reproduce with her."



    Anyway, call me back as soon as you get this message!

    1 Comment 223 weeks

  • YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE

    I, Declan Micheal Thomas Moran, am literally dying of the worst cold I have ever had in my life. THis insidious virus, which prevents me from sleeping and makes me look like Keith Richards, has cut me down in the first flower of my manhood at the provocation of one night's foolish drinking. Please ensure that your tributes to the amazing fountain of brilliance and sexual splendour that was Declan Moran, or "Declan Moran" as he liked to be called, are both tasteful and extravagant, as befits the loss of the world's greatest human being.

    1 Comment 228 weeks

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  • Aisling Molloy
    Aisling Molloy

    So, you were procrastinating so much you actually signed Bebo and left me a comment.

    12/17/10
  • Kia Australi
    Kia Australi

    the parents got approved 4 a loan mod today after they found http://www9663.4news.org.thecitychro... ...PRAYER WORKS! lol

    10/20/09
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    Kia Australi

    my neighbors are keeping their property since they read http://www4782.6news.org.thecitychro... thank heavens

    10/20/09
  • David Singleton

    yo man, were in dorans this monday onstage at 9:15 if youre interested

    4/23/09
  • Joel

    Hey there Declan,been a while indeed. Are you well?

    4/12/09
  • Roadrunner
    Roadrunner

    Alrite declan thanks a million man we'll definately keep you posted on our gigs.let us know when your band get some tunes up too!best of luck in the UCD Battle of the bands. -Roadrunner

    3/19/09
  • David Singleton

    ah cool, ill head in at about 8:30 then

    3/19/09
  • Hgoek Acissej
    Hgoek Acissej

    You get yerself sorted? Contact Mikey?? xx

    3/18/09
  • David Singleton

    ye im gonna try get in for it, what times the doors and when are you on

    3/18/09
  • David Singleton

    yo man are you boys playing band wars ths week, wheres that on?

    3/17/09
  • David Singleton

    yo man, thanks for comin out last night. hope you enjoyed our set. see ya at your next one

    3/7/09
  • David Singleton

    to be perfectly honest i dont really remember it, it was the guinness blues festival 94 or 96 or something, (i saw a few legends that year blind boys of alabama, taj mahall and corey harris in the meeting house square) on the main stage set up at college green i remember being there but not much else. ye i might pop in to see him, would be interesting

    3/4/09
  • David Singleton

    yep and hes the reason that clapton played strats, and ive seen him live, polka dot strat and all

    3/4/09
  • David Singleton

    yep and the tele is jemma, i dunno i think theyre good names, not everyone goes in for naming them but i like to, makes them more personal, and ive always found an instrument to be a personal thing

    3/4/09
  • David Singleton

    ye karens fine, just a bit of paint knocked off from around the strap lock, and i broke the strap which is annoying cause theyre hard to get, but shit that rock and roll, will have my tele for that this time round, now theres an axe thats can and has taken a beaten

    3/4/09
  • David Singleton

    in belvo ye, ive not been in it before aint got a clue what its like ive heard its great tho

    3/4/09
  • David Singleton

    we're on at the annoyingly early time of 8:15ish, which is pants cause we were expecting to be second last but they had to switch everything around. ah but sure shit happens, still gonna make it a belter

    3/4/09
  • David Singleton

    yo man, just saw you're playin band wars send me a line in advance lest i forget and ill get my ass in, looking forward to hearing you again, hopefully a longer set this time. if i had possession over judgement day, what a belter of a tune, altho i loves ramblin on my mind better tho, that said everything he did was stunning

    3/2/09
  • Aoife N.E.
    luv Aoife N.E.

    heres a heart fun-nes

    2/27/09
  • Hgoek Acissej
    luv Hgoek Acissej

    Definately Mr. Moran :) just gimme a time and place and I'll see where i am... Xx Luff!!!

    2/24/09 via Mobile