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The Mighty Dane
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- You shouldn't try to change your clothes, man. Let your clothes change you.
- Me, Myself, and I
- My name is Declan.
I rule.
Questions can be posted below.
- Music
- I play guitar in a Blues-Rock band. We enjoy Led Zeppelin, Cream, Jimi Hendrix, AC/DC, Muddy Waters, Rory Gallagher, The Allman Brothers band and others.
- My 5 Favourite guitar players
- Are Jimmy Page, Eric Clapton, Jimi Hendrix, Rory Gallagher and Chuck Berry.
- Sports
- That's funny! You're funny!
- Some things I enjoy
- Quality blues music, sleeping, eating poor quality food and drinking cheap beer.
- Things I do not enjoy
- Radiohead, The Wombats, people who don't know Star Wars is the greatest thing in the world
- My ambitions
- To one day play the slide guitar like Robert Johnson, to graduate successfully with a third level degree.
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Favourite Old-Timey Blues Musician?
- Muddy Waters
- Elmore James
- Robert Johnson
- B.B. King
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The Greatest Band of All Time?
- Led Zeppelin
- The Rolling Stones
- The Beatles
- The Who
- Van Halen
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Will Declan make it to the morning? (whichever morning is next)
- Obviously! Declan can't be killed!
- Me and all my sorority sisters hope so! They don't call him "Humungous D" for nothing.
- Of course not! Then my plan to control Narnia will be complete!
- EEEEEEEUUUUUURGHHHH! I AM SO SICK!
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My Shakespearean prologue to the Fresh Prince of Bel Air
Sirs, the tale I lay before ye now,
Of Life's wheel turned, 'til it were upside-down,
Will much reward thy patience if ye sit,
To hear'f Bel Air, and I the Prince of it.
In Franklin's Burg, where, in my boyish days,
In playgrounds the sweet scholar did I play,
By Leisure lit, fair youth's most happy torch,
A-sporting by my school's inviting porch,
One day appeared there some right knavish rakes,
Their spleens a-swelling mischief for to make.
My mother feared, though t'were no great offence,
And cried "to kin in Bel Air get thee hence!"
Hailed I a coach, and spied as near it pass'd,
A seal of "fraiche" and bones within its glass.
If aught, I thought this footman wondrous strange,
But bid him speed to Bel Air's mighty range.
I came upon the hour of pious vesper,
My valet's stench proclaim'd his sweet departure,
And thus my kingdom reach'd, I gladly own,
To ponder princely hours on Bel Air's throne.2 Comments 223 weeks
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The Darwinian method of Seduction - by Declan Moran
Rachel? Hi, this is Frank. I know you from the economics
tutorial. Listen, I don't know if you're busy on Saturday, but I
was wondering if you'd like the chance to gestate my young.
We were in the small group the other day, and your prominent
and fleshy mammarian globes made me think that you yourself
are in good health, and could easily feed a large and healthy
child. Your well-toned rump also suggests physical strength. I
don't know you all that well, but you seem like someone with
strong dominant genes, who could protect a medium- to
large-sized brood from predators. I like that.
Also, has anyone ever told you that you have a pretty face? No,
I know it sounds corny, but your smooth and clear skin probably
signifies that you have no diseases which could threaten either
my health or that of my potential offspring. You have a very
feminine look about you. That's a compliment! If I met you on
the street, I'd say that your gonads produce enough oestrogen
to ensure frequent sexual heat and strong maternal instincts. In
fact, I'll go right out on a limb here. Would I be right in saying
that you ovulate on a regular and reliable basis?
I'm sorry. That seems sleazy. I don't want you to think I only
care about looks. I get along with you well, and I think it's cool
that we share a few interests. Our common enjoyment of Monty
Python films may indicate that I would find it easy to
co-operate with you in foraging for food or tending to my
hungry whelp. You seem really easy-going. It's even possible
that I could impregnate multiple females, and thereby maximise
my chance of genetic survival, without your knowing or
protesting.
Can I just say, by the way, that I was very impressed by the
way you took charge in that tutorial on Tuesday? You're a
really great spokesperson for our group. When you were
answering the tutor's questions, it was great the way you used
your full physical height while unconsciously accentuating the
feminine pitch of your speaking voice. It left me thinking "Now
here's a girl who would significantly increase my status in a
social grouping, and therefore my share of food and resources,
if I were to mate and reproduce with her."
Anyway, call me back as soon as you get this message!1 Comment 223 weeks
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YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE
I, Declan Micheal Thomas Moran, am literally dying of the worst cold I have ever had in my life. THis insidious virus, which prevents me from sleeping and makes me look like Keith Richards, has cut me down in the first flower of my manhood at the provocation of one night's foolish drinking. Please ensure that your tributes to the amazing fountain of brilliance and sexual splendour that was Declan Moran, or "Declan Moran" as he liked to be called, are both tasteful and extravagant, as befits the loss of the world's greatest human being.1 Comment 228 weeks
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Aisling Molloy12/17/10So, you were procrastinating so much you actually signed Bebo and left me a comment.
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Kia Australi10/20/09the parents got approved 4 a loan mod today after they found http://www9663.4news.org.thecitychro... ...PRAYER WORKS! lol
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Kia Australi10/20/09my neighbors are keeping their property since they read http://www4782.6news.org.thecitychro... thank heavens
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David Singleton4/23/09
yo man, were in dorans this monday onstage at 9:15 if youre interested
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Joel4/12/09
Hey there Declan,been a while indeed. Are you well?
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Roadrunner3/19/09Alrite declan thanks a million man we'll definately keep you posted on our gigs.let us know when your band get some tunes up too!best of luck in the UCD Battle of the bands. -Roadrunner
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David Singleton3/19/09
ah cool, ill head in at about 8:30 then
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Hgoek Acissej3/18/09You get yerself sorted? Contact Mikey?? xx
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David Singleton3/18/09
ye im gonna try get in for it, what times the doors and when are you on
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David Singleton3/17/09
yo man are you boys playing band wars ths week, wheres that on?
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David Singleton3/7/09
yo man, thanks for comin out last night. hope you enjoyed our set. see ya at your next one
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David Singleton3/4/09
to be perfectly honest i dont really remember it, it was the guinness blues festival 94 or 96 or something, (i saw a few legends that year blind boys of alabama, taj mahall and corey harris in the meeting house square) on the main stage set up at college green i remember being there but not much else. ye i might pop in to see him, would be interesting
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David Singleton3/4/09
yep and hes the reason that clapton played strats, and ive seen him live, polka dot strat and all
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David Singleton3/4/09
yep and the tele is jemma, i dunno i think theyre good names, not everyone goes in for naming them but i like to, makes them more personal, and ive always found an instrument to be a personal thing
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David Singleton3/4/09
ye karens fine, just a bit of paint knocked off from around the strap lock, and i broke the strap which is annoying cause theyre hard to get, but shit that rock and roll, will have my tele for that this time round, now theres an axe thats can and has taken a beaten
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David Singleton3/4/09
in belvo ye, ive not been in it before aint got a clue what its like ive heard its great tho
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David Singleton3/4/09
we're on at the annoyingly early time of 8:15ish, which is pants cause we were expecting to be second last but they had to switch everything around. ah but sure shit happens, still gonna make it a belter
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David Singleton3/2/09
yo man, just saw you're playin band wars send me a line in advance lest i forget and ill get my ass in, looking forward to hearing you again, hopefully a longer set this time. if i had possession over judgement day, what a belter of a tune, altho i loves ramblin on my mind better tho, that said everything he did was stunning
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Hgoek Acissej
Definately Mr. Moran
just gimme a time and place and I'll see where i am... Xx Luff!!!

you like my Jimmy Hendrix picture? thought you'd like it!
Sean 0 RepliesI think he should be the face of the band!!
Hgoek Acissej 0 RepliesLook he even has a loa of gardening tools surrounding him!! Granted some of the hoes look like flat signs and golf clubs. . . But hey!
What do ya think?? Can he sing with Mable??
If I rocked one-half as hard I'd be happy!
The Mighty Dane 0 Replies