For anyone that knows Jane Carey, they will know what she is like. Needless to say she gets her words slurred.....in a manner of speaking but despite this we still love her. However her hilarity is that great that ive decided to post her best sayings. Please those who know Jane help me to fill this up

1. Bruising for a cruising (actually belieing that this was the rite way of saying it)
2.I can go harder
3. Give it to me
4. Because it goes by alphabetically order
5. Wears shrubs to work
6. Envirofartlemist ( meant to be environmentalist)

Is duck not a fish - Marian
Good aul shots of Salad Cream - Charlene
You Whore (In a Derry/Scottish accent) - Maurice
Eimear you slut dirty (In a Derry/Scottish accent) - Maurice
Thats Tara Hi - McGarrity/The Gillen
Simons an Ass - Marian
Pinch - Cluegene
Lindas a Fox - Kennedy
What a Mess - Everyone
How Embarrassing - Kev
Hiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!! - Eugene
Your not getting my flower - Michelle
I was sittin on the toilet thinking.... - Michelle
"Your a cod" "Im not im a Salmon" - Marian
I actually nearly peeeed myself!!! - Charlene
Im not going to class...Im 2 thirsty - Marian
What is it - Eamon
I need 2 pee - Charlene, everytime just before she has to leave the house
Keys?!?!?!?!? - Everyone
Dont worry there should be toilet roll...oooppps i forgot....your a boy lmao!! - Eimear
Do you want to have fone sex - Stephen to me wile i was in the car WITH MY MOTHER!!!
Feng Tian anyone - Everyone
Im not sorry....not even a wee bit - Marian
Blow it out your minge lmao - Carmel Street
Theres nothing 2 tell - Stephen
Im not drunk!! - Everyone, eimear in particular esp when she is paraletic
Shots!
Bar!
Hatamofield!! - Charlene
Alcohmohol!! - Charlene
Why dont you like me!! - Marian
Marks out of 10 - Marian
Rate Them.... - Marian
Box Rox
Rose Wine, 7 up, with ice in a pint glass and a straw!!
Your soooo Rude (In a Derry/Scottish) accent
Lets go visit people!!
Ye killed the craic - Kennedy
Zoider!!!! - Gillen
Eeeuuuggeennee!! - Eimear
Your like eye candy...Your like a Mars Bar - CzechSlovakian taxi driver sed to Marian
Craic ar bith...In a Furnace me and stephen to annoy eimear
Minus Craic
Good Times - Eimear
What did u steal this time Marian!!
Michelle sing us a song!!!
Who wants to play Buzz!!!!!
Scrubs!!!
Not watching TG4 - Eimear!
Free Toaster For Sale!!
Eughhhh Look at wat someone did 2 my toothbrush!!

Theres a little girl called Michelle
She comes from Carrickmore
She really is from Loughmacrory
Between the two she's tore

Manager of Nigeria
She's all on her own
But Michelle just takes it in her stride
You never hear her moan

We all love her curley hair
And her cheeky little smile
She turns 18 next week
No longer a little child

I do pity her alot
She has Conor for a brother
Good luck in your results wee chick
Do it for your mother

By Colleen Mc Sorley