The lyrics from the song What Do You Do With A B.A In English? from Avenue Q, sums it up pretty well!

What do you do with a B.A. in English,
What is my life going to be?
Four years of college and plenty of knowledge,
Have earned me this useless degree.

I can't pay the bills yet,
'Cause I have no skills yet,
The world is a big scary place.

But somehow I can't shake,
The feeling I might make,
A difference,
To the human race.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOkXR...

Slightly adapted version!

Choose a bar
Choose a bottle
Choose a pint
Choose pissing in a shop doorway
Choose disgusting food
Choose a spinning bedroom
Choose lying in the gutter
Choose a police escort
Choose being sick in the back of a taxi
Choose to miss your keyhole 10 times before getting it in
Choose sleeping on a mate's bathroom floor
Choose stumbling
Choose playing pool
Choose drunken photos
Choose drinking competitions
Choose dancing like an idiot
Choose phoning friends at 2 in the morning to sing to them
Choose talking to tramps
Choose bad karaoke
Choose disappointing sex
Choose beer breath
Choose empty pockets
Choose pissing every 5 minutes
Choose arguing with inanimate objects
Choose to laugh at unfunny jokes
Choose to argue with barmen
Choose losing your phone
Choose remembering nothing the next day
Choose to pick a fight with the biggest person around
Choose talking bullshit
Choose throwing wine gums about
Choose still finding wine gums lying about 5 weeks later

Choose walking home at the end of it all thinking what a fucking embarasment you've been but planning for next weekend

....Choose your future, Choose buckfast!

"Gentlemen, Milady. You will always remember this as the day that you almost caught Captain. Jack. Sparrow!"

"Right then I confess, it is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out"

"It’s not just a keel and a hull and a deck and a sails that’s what a ship needs. But what a ship is, what the Black Pearl really is, is freedom!"

"No! Not good! Stop! Not good! What are you doing? You burned all the food, the shade, the rum! Why is the rum gone? But why is the rum gone?"

"Do you have the courage and the fortitude to follow orders and stay true in the face of danger and almost sudden death?"

"Twenty-five percent, and I'll buy you a hat... a really big one... Commodore."

"You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before?"

"Why should I side with any of you? Four of you have tried to kill me in the past… one of you succeeded."

"I leave you people alone for just a minute and look what happens. Everything’s gone to pot!"

"This is not my vessel. My vessel is magnificent, and fierce and huge-ish and gone. Why is it gone?"

"And all of this pales to utter insignificance in light of the fact that my ship is once again gone. Savvy?"

"I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by."

"Ah-ha! So, we’ve established my proposal as sound in principle. Now, we’re just haggling over price."

"You mistrust me? Listen, you can mistrust him, trust me."

"I want you to know that I was rooting for you. Know that."

"Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate."

"Of the two of us I am the only one who hasn’t committed mutiny, therefore my word is the one we’ll be trusting. Although, I suppose I should be thanking you because in fact, if you hadn’t betrayed me and left me to die, I would have an equal share in that curse same as you."

"Me? I’m dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It’s the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they’re going to do something incredibly… stupid."

“The Immortal Captain Jack Sparrow.” It has such a lovely ring to it…"

"A wedding? I love weddings. Drinks all around!"

"Worry about your own fortunes gentlemen. The deepest circle of hell is reserved for betrayers and mutineers."

"I think we’ve all arrived at a very special place. Spiritually, ecumenically, grammatically."