IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool...just type it in!

Opening Credits: Don't Stop Believin' - Journey

Waking Up: Lonely As You - Foo Fighters

First Day At School: Angel - Jimi Hendrix

Falling In Love: Believe Me - Fort Minor

Fight Song: In Your Honour - Foo Fighters

Breaking Up: Yesterday Went Too Soon - Feeder

Prom: I Predict A Riot - Kaiser Cheifs

Life's OK: Mardy Bum - Arctic Monkeys

Mental Breakdown: Who Wants To Live Forever - Queen

Flashback: Scar Tissue - Red Hot Chili Peppers

Getting Back Together: Under The Bridge - Red Hot Chili Peppers

Wedding: Always - Blink 182

Birth of Child: Move Along - All American Rejects

Final Battle: Parallel Universe - Red Hot Chili Peppers

Death Scene: Don't Stop Me Now - Queen

Funeral Song: Highway To Hell - AC/DC

End Credits: When I Come Around - Green Day

It's fair to say I might never top this.

Spent 2 hours waitin in line to get in, extra half hour findin r campin spot nd gettin set up bt we got der in several severely damaged pieces.Started drinkin nd gettin r bearings wit d boys, Micheal just about fit 2 walk, bought folding chairs, fucked around wit ppl tryin 2 rip us off, spent alot of d nite drinkin in maureen's tent, d place 2 b. Micheal was fairly trashed nd started callin Megan "Shmeggin-eggin". Spent d night in sum1 else's tent semi-naked, got an hour's sleep and drank coffee outside maureeen's tent shirtless at 6 in d mornin.

Spent rest of saturday wading thru shite, saw The View, who were class, The Bravery who wer unreal in d green room, moshed my ass off 2 Enter Shikari. Avril Lavigna was ok, nuthin special, Kings Of Leon- Stunning, Jet were class and i missed d chance 2 touch the singer.

I missed Muse, Scissor Sisters and The Fratellis who were all supposed 2 b class. Slept til 10 on Sunday mornin, went 2 see The Blizzards with Kealan, discovered a mix of hot-dog and stew which was like sex, caught Bloc Party(pretty good), Kooks (Fucking amazin sing along), Arcade Fire were crazy, thanks 4 showin them 2 me Damo. Went over 2 see My Chemcial Romance and screamed evry word, met Matt from Kildare whose a complete legend, got up front row for Daft Punk, they played for 2 hours, didn't stop between songs just mixed the end of 1 with the start of the next. Got chattin 2 a tent shitter and a rapist from Waterford. Ian and Niall from Galway were psycho's. Didn't sleep sunday night, instead did stuff that's not being mentioned here in an abandoned tent.

Today (Monday), toilet papered several tents, got mummified by Majella, Kate and Elaine, watched Kealan and Shelly become a walking tent, played scarecrow in toilet paper. Finally packed up, waited until 2 in d pissin rain 4 d bus, didn't get home til 8, showered, checked my hours and wrote this, there are more stories 2 tell so ask. And everyone I met at the festival is a legend.

And some guy shit in a urinal.

1. Why did God create woman?

To carry semen from the bedroom to the toilet.



2. If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of

true love?

The swallow.



3. How do you annoy your girlfriend during sex?

Call her.



4. Why do women fake orgasms?

Because they think men care.



5. What is the definition of "making love"?

Something a woman does while a guy is fucking her.



6. What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use a lubricant.



7. What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?

Oral sex makes your day. Anal sex makes your [w]hole

weak.



8. How many sexists does it take to change a light bulb?

None, let the bitch cook in the dark.



9.What's the difference between pre-menstrual tension and

B.S.E?

One's mad cow disease; the other's an agricultural problem.



10. Why does the bride always wear white?

Because it's good for the dishwasher to match the stove

and refrigerator.



11. What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?

Nothing, she's been told twice already.



12. How many men does it take to open a beer?

None. It should be opened by the time she brings it

in.


13. If a woman comes out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have

you done wrong?

Made her chain too long.



14. How do you turn a fox into an elephant?

Marry it!



15. What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.



16. What are the three fastest means of communication?

1) Internet 2) Telephone 3) Tel-a-woman



17. Why do hunters make the best lovers?

Because they go deep in the bush, shoot more than once,

and they eat what they shoot.



18. How are fat girls and mopeds alike?

They're both fun to ride until your friends find out.



19. What should you give a woman who has everything?

A man to show her how to work it.



20. How are tornadoes and marriage alike?

They both begin with a lot of blowing and sucking, and

in the end you lose your house.



21. Why does a bride smile when she walks up the aisle?

She knows she's given her last blow job.



22. What's the difference between a bitch and a whore?

A whore sleeps with everyone at the party while a bitch

sleeps with everyone at the party except you.


23. What's the difference between your wife and your job?

After 10 years the job still sucks.



24. What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?

Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.



25. Why is the space between a women's breasts and her hips called

a waist"?

Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there.



26. Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra?

When you take it off, you wonder where her tits went.



27. How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?

Put a nipple on it.



28. Why did the woman cross the road?

What's the bitch doing out of the kitchen in the first place?!



29. Why are there no female astronauts on the moon?

'cause it doesn't need cleaning yet.



30. How is a woman like a condom?

Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on

your dick