1. You're never cold but sometimes Baltic.

2. The sight of 12-year-olds smoking is normal.

3. Castle Court - the traditional and best - is well better than that Victoria Square place.

4. You have owned a pair of Nike Air Max at some stage.

5. You will fight anyone who claims Callum Best's Da wasn't the best footballer EVER.

6. You're passionate about an English or Scottish football team.

7. You know what real rain is like.

8. You think If you can't see the Harland and Wolff cranes from your bedroom window your a culchie.

9. You remember when it was OK to smoke (anything) in the KFC in Corn Market.

10. So it is

11. You know what the word Ball root means.

12. You use the word 'sweet' and 'powerful' as a substitute for almost any adjective.

13. You are a half decent pool player and know your way around a snooker table.

14. You know what the words 'space-cadet' and 'rocket' really mean.

15. Your friends still call you by your childhood nickname.

16. You cringe when you hear someone from your city speak on national TV.

17. You been told wha' at least once in your life.

18. You know at least one person called Mackers.

19. Ballycastle is your most frequented holiday destination.

20. Your Granny had a framed picture of the Pope or the Queen in the living room but not both.

21. Jim McDonald from Coronation Street and Eamonn Holmes embarrass you.

21. The most common phrase used when you are slightly surprised at something is: 'Here's me wha!!??'

22. You can tell what religion somebody is by the side of the road they walk on.

23. You spend every Christmas Eve in your local and have the EXACT same conversations as the year before.

24. You are 27, married with 2 kids, a dog and have a mortgage of your own, but if you are home for Christmas and your parents are away for a couple of days you still think: 'Sweet, free house!'

25. You have been to "Dempsey's" for an 18th/16th birthday party

26. You can remember seeing soldiers walk down your street with guns in the middle of the day for no apparent reason

27. Lavery's Middle Bar was the height of your teenage social life

28 You have purchased a single cigarette at some stage of your life

29 A member of the opposite religion has been "after you"

30 You frequented a country park or waste ground each weekend to drink alcohol

31 When the police were in the vicinity some one always greeted them with the phrase "SS RUC"

32 You have used the phrase "will you see me/my mate"

33 You have shoplifted in Virgin Megastores (RIP)

34 You have been "de-begged"

35. Your main argument for anything you disagreed with was 'sure nah!’

36. The smell of slurry in the country makes you gag.

37. You still think people who live in the cities of Newry and Ballymena are Culchies.

38. You didn't do graffiti; you gave yourself a 'mention on a wall'.

39. You remember Leisure World being the best toy shop in 'the whole whil' world'.

40. You have "pinged a windy" at some stage

41. Anyone who doesn’t have a 1 back and sides is a "hippy"

42. You have at some stage shaved your head, leaving a stupid wee fringe at the front, which you may have dyed blonde for that distinctive Belfast look

43. You know what a steeko is, and have a tendency to turn into one after a few beers

44. You have had a telling off from your da which began with the phrase ´listen sonny jim...´

45. You have a mild addiction to pastie baps

46. You have at least once in your life considered sniffing glue

47. You have at least one ginger mate, who you call ´Fanta pants´ at least three times a day

48. You know what a barrack buster is, and at one time this was your favourite carry-out

49. You have at some point slegged someone for wearing two-striper trackie bottoms

50. When some millie's annoyed she says, "Oh mummy!! What are you like!!?”

51. When your granny says "Yer ar$e is parsley!!!"

52. When y

Advanced Global Personality Test Results

Extraversion |||||||||||||| 60%
Stability |||||||||| 36%
Orderliness |||||||||||||||||| 73%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||| 63%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||| 63%
Intellectual |||||||||||||| 56%
Mystical |||||||||||| 43%
Artistic |||| 16%
Religious |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Hedonism |||||||||||||| 56%
Materialism |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Narcissism |||||| 30%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Work ethic |||||||||||| 43%
Self absorbed |||||||||||| 43%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||||| 63%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Avoidant |||||||||| 36%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||| 56%
Wealth |||||| 30%
Dependency |||||||||| 36%
Change averse |||||||||||||||| 63%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Individuality |||||||||||||||| 63%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||| 70%
Peter pan complex |||||| 23%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Physical fitness |||||||||||||||||||| 84%
Histrionic |||||||||||||| 56%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||| 70%
Vanity |||||||||||||| 56%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Indie |||||||||| 31%


Stability results were moderately low which suggests you are worrying, insecure, emotional, and anxious.

Orderliness results were high which suggests you are overly organized, reliable, neat, and hard working at the expense too often of flexibility, efficiency, spontaneity, and fun.

Extraversion results were moderately high which suggests you are, at times, overly talkative, outgoing, sociable and interacting at the expense of developing your own individual interests and internally based identity.


Trait Snapshot:

Self revealing, neat, prefers organized to unpredictable, needs things to be extremely clean, worrying, perfectionist, emotionally sensitive, respects authority, social, vain, craves attention, does not like to be alone, likes large parties, controlling, social chameleon, not a thrill seeker, enjoys leadership, takes precautions, puts the needs of others ahead of their own, assertive, rule conscious, makes friends easily, always busy, heart over mind, phobic, aggressive, clingy, compassionate, dominant, outgoing, suspicious, hard working, strong.

Me!

1. Full Name: Grant Jones
2. Nicknames: Granto, Joner, Jonezy, Banana Kebs (Ask Smickers)
3. Birthday: 10th May 1991
4. Place of Birth: Larne
5. Zodiac Sign: Tauras
6. Male or female: Male
7. Year: Year Of The Dragon?
8. College: Downshire
9. Occupation: To terrorise full backs!
10. Residence: Somewhere out here in the fields
11. MSN Screen Name: ...Grant...5/16 (GCSE's)

__Your Appearance___

12. Hair Colour: Very very very very dark brown
13. Hair Length: Atm its longish
14. Eye colour: Brown
15. Weight: 10 stone 5
16. Height: 6'1
17. Braces? No
18. Glasses? Yeah
19. Piercings: No
20. Tattoos: No
21. Righty or Lefty: Righty

___Your 'Firsts'___

22. First best friends: Jonny, Mark and Jamie
23. First Award: Something in Primary School, can't remember
24. First Sport You Joined: Football then came RUGBY!!
25. First pet: A Cockatiel (bird)
26. First Real Vacation: Scotland somewhere like when i was 5
27. First Concert: Queen (without Freddy Mercury)
28. First Love: Ashleigh Wilson

___ Favourites___

29. Movies: 300, Girl Next Door, The Green Mile
30. TV programme: Family Guy, Dom Jolly's Happy Hour, Dirty Sanchez
31. Colour: Blue
32. Rapper: Eminem or Mike Shinoda if he counts
33. Band: Linkin Park, SikTh, Mudvayne, Muse love them all
34. Song Right Now: The Fratellis - Ole black 'N' Blue Eyes
35. Friends: All of them
36. Sweet: Kinder Bueno or however you spell them...Polos?
37. Sport to Play: Rugby!!!
38. Restaurant: Springsteens or The Four Seas
39. Favourite brand: Jack Jones or Pride And Soul
40. Store: River Island or DV8
41. School Subject: Music or English
42. Animal: Does a Dragon count?..no? Ok then a dog
43. Book: Lord Of The Rings prob
44. Magazine: Nuts
45. Shoes: K-Swiss

___Currently___

46. Feeling: Ok, panicking about my exams
47. Single or Taken? Taken
48. Have a crush: Well Keira Knightly fancies me and i kinda fancy her too
49. Eating: No
50. Drinking: Water
51. Typing: Duh
52. Online? How stupid are you!?
53. Listening To: The Fray - Over My Head
54. Thinking About: Ashleigh Wilson
55. Wanting To: Be with Ash...and start a band again
56. Watching: The screen
57. Wearing: A pair of socks and a hat

___Your Future___

58. Want Kids? Yeah
59. Want to be married? Yeah
60. Careers in Mind: Army Officer or a Paramedic
61. Where do you want to live: Somewhere nice in the country
62. Car: I have a wee Corsa, it's a klass field car

__Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___

63. Hair colour: Brown mostly but i like some blondes
64. Hair length: Long
65. Eye colour: Brown if Brown hair, Blue if Blonde hair
66. Measurments: Nice ones, not too big
67. Cute or Sexy: Sexy
68. Lips or Eyes: Eyes
69. Hugs or Kisses: Both
70. Short or Tall: Short-ish
71. Easygoing or serious: Definitely easygoing
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: Both
73. Fatty or Skinny: Skinny
74. Sensitive or Loud: Sensetive
75. Hook-up or Relationship: Relationship
76. Sweet or Caring: Both
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: Hesitant but trouble can be fun lol

___Have you ever______

78. Kissed a Stranger: Yeah
79. Had Alcohol: Yeah
80. Smoked: Yeah
81. Ran Away From Home: No, sometimes i want too though
82. Broken a bone: No
83. Got an X-ray: Yeah
84. Been with someone: Yeah
85. Broken Someone’s Heart: Probably
86. Broke Up With Someone: Yeah
87. Cried When Someone Died: Don't think so, no-one close to me has
88. Cried At School: Yeah

___Do You Believe In___

89. God: Yeah
90. Miracles: Yeah
91. Love At First sight: Yeah
92. Ghosts: Kinda
93. Aliens: Kinda
94. Soul Mates: Sometimes, there are just some people made for eachother
95. Heaven: Yeah
96. Hell: Yeah
97. Angels: Yeah....Your reading this...ohhh nice!
98. Kissing on The First Date: Depends
99. Horoscopes: No but they can be relevant sometimes which scares me! lol

___Answer Truthfully___

100. Is There Someone You Want But You Know You Can't Have? No, i