Twain
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- When I'm not investigating psychic and supernatural phenomena, or profiling the criminally insane, I like to relax underneath a coconut tree, sip'n on a 750ml bottle of Vailima and have staring contests with hermit crabs.
Not surprisingly, I have been diagnosed with an advanced case of "Pathological Artistic Bullshit Disorder". My doctor claims that my ghostly visions can be attributed to substance abuse and sleep deprivation which causes me to halucinate alot. To think, this whole time I thought my visions were related to the biochemical process involved in light adaptation causing image distabilization on the retina. But how does that explain the fact that when I look into a mirror, I can't see my reflection... giving a rat's ass. - Music
- Rage Against the Machine, System of a Down, Led Zeppelin, Billie Holiday
- Films
- Hitchcock marathons
- TV
- The Colbert Report, Blackadder, BBC Four, Coast to Coast AM Paranormal Radio
- Books
- "THE SAMOAN BROADCASTING STANDARDS AUTHORITY GUIDELINES"
In particular, the television censorship section in chapter 3 where it states that during explicit sex scenes, fade vision to black but leave audio level unchanged...
Paragraph two of chapter 4 states that it is not necessary to censor a person's head being decapitated, unless that person was orally attached to another human imediately prior to, or during decapitation. - Heroes
- Precolonial Polynesians who were punished for non-violently resisting European rule and intrusion on their way of life. The First Nation guardians who continued to maintain pre-christian principles by defying that old British "Thou shalt not walk around starkers" policy. Oh and the genius who invented the twist top for beer bottles. But before him, the genius who invented the bottle opener with a thumb-triggered flame device on the bottom.
- Happiest When
- in a slight state of unconsciousness.
- Profoundly Conscious When
- in a deep state of randomness.
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Twain in Spain
Barcelona was an eye-opener in so many ways. Too much madness and free-willy openness for this random small town boy. Saw a gay couple strolling down a busy street stark naked in front of innocent children and animals.
After unsuccessfully trying to erase the image from my long-term memory, I went to check out some of the free-form Gaudi architecture that Barcelona has become famous for. I think the guy was on mushrooms or something -- some kind of tormented genius. His work is out of this world.
The streets are mayhem with taxis allocated specific days on which they can operate to keep traffic moving freely and to keep fuel emissions down. The city is densely populated and everyone speaks two languages - English isn't one of them. The locals speak Catalin and Spanish, I quickly realized the two most important words I had to learn was porfavor (please) and Cerveza (Beer). I don't know how I would've survived my trip in Spain without mastering this advanced level of Spanish.
We didn't find any Samoans in Barcelona, so we travelled North via train to the town of Leon to meet a Samoan who teaches English. Loveni was very helpful and showed us around. He spoke fluent Spanish, so he was handy in the bars. This town is a far cry from the rat race in Barcelona. it was refreshing to see authentic small-town Spanish people enjoying a pint of cerveza and potato omelets outside bars and cafes shouting "Hola!" as we walked by.
Uno Cerveza por favor.
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Se'evae Gozogozo
I was fascinated by a religious festival in Gozo, the smaller of the two main islnds in Malta where people dance and get drunk outside a church on a Sunday night. Bless them and cheers.
Malta is a group of islands in the Mediteranian, I felt at home in Gozo even though it was over crowded with random tourists.
Difficult filming conditions because the sun has no mercy with it's fierce rays reflecting off the baron dusty roads and yellow rock buildings. Maltese girls are a bit more merciful on the eyes though.
I rate their local beer, Cisk - simple and easy, just like the way of life. Gozo rocks!
Peace.
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I AMsterdam!
I was trying to decide what to try in an Amsterdam "Coffee" Shop. So I tried a random one with my new dreadlocked friends.
I'm still trying to suss this place out, very modern with historic facades. Very open about sex and drugs here, light-years away from Apia.
Got blinded by the "lights" in the Red Light district. Red means go. The scantily dressed women in the shop-front windows are very friendly and inviting.
So was the aroma of cannabis scented air-freshener they use to rid the annoying smell of tulips.
NethernetherLand Dam!.1 commentaire 146 jours
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Faatoa StunznerIl y a 8 semainesMalo bro, ua I assume ua taunu'u i le manuia lou malaga, ia take care & catch up again.......
Heres a photo of my kids saying hello 2 U, (he,he,he)
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Pati MualiaIl y a 17 semainesbring some some hasheesh or however you spell that sh!t... hahaha... WAT A LAWERANCE OF ARABIA GUY!!! LUCKY M******************** hahaha... sole take care of yourself and loooking forward to your return bro... GODFATHERS IS IT?
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Il y a 18 semaines
Fred Laumua
man u sound like that guy on a tv documentary ? say hi 2 every 1 u meet 4 me ay? and buy me a t-shirt! im size 5 ! wot size r u ? so i can get u the latest mean maori mean t-shirt. any waez cuz i saw u online and here is sum luv from the aiga...........LAUMUA 4 LIFE
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Il y a 18 semaines
Carmel
I haven't been on here for ages, so just saw your blog. Man - you sound like you're having a great time - I'm so envious! When do you get back?
I do have another trip coming up as well - I'm off to Tanzania for a conference at the end of September and then will stop over at Zanzibar for a few days on my way back to NZ.
Anyway - keep on enjoying your travels
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Pati MualiaIl y a 18 semaines
homesick? are you nuts uso? I wouldnt be lapping up that opportunity! fai aku le kele o keige ae fai mai la e homesick!!! lol... ia malo lava uso... saw you on tv playing touch with some Samoans from somewea... didnt catch the accents or the place but just saw clips and you were in one of them... remember... HOTEL ELISA! lol... take care uso... alofa atu
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Il y a 19 semaines
Moeps.
Yeah man, if you're able to pop in to Chch, it'll be good to catch up. I know mum would love to see you. Keep in touch then and let us know if you can make it down before you head back to Samoa.
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Il y a 19 semaines
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Il y a 19 semaines
Moeps.
Hey Big Brother,
Just wanted to say hi and see how you're getting on where ever you are in the world right now. Hey please keep in touch. Mum sends her love, she's in Auzzie at the mo for a couple of weeks. Here's a photo of baby Tyrell - his middle name is Twayne so heres hoping he'll grow up to be as smart, intelligent and creative as you...lol. Much love to you and take care of yourself bro.
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Rockenezian DivaIl y a 19 semaineshey ya...wea u at dese days.....love da blog entries bro...
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Il y a 19 semaines
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Marama PapauIl y a 20 semainesHey Twayne... i forgot there's also a facebook page that's just been created called "Give back our island Olohega" got heaps of debate happenning there between different sides of the fence.
when u back in sa? u coming through nz? u should pop into work if you can and i'll show u what i've got on olohega.
Toha ni!
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Il y a 20 semaines
Marama Papau
Hey !! I was thinking bout ya during the filming and stuff. that's choice that you're still doing one too.. check out the facebook page and certainly i think the story can be moved forward from the piece I did. I'll msg u some stuff next week. chur
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Rockenezian DivaIl y a 23 semaines
hi twayne...bro how are u doing?
guess who i met on da rock...carmel she was here as part of john key's delegation it was a brief hi and bye but she told me u'd made da move to da states...fill me in on wot u been up to bruddah...
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Il y a 38 semaines
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Il y a 39 semaines
Peata
homie. its no biggie having to take yo ass home..lol. i feel stink to think that while i slept soundly...you were kicknn it with the crickets and mosquitos..so sorry! will have to do lunch sometime to make up for that. note to self..don't try to be a hero next time!
ua ka tickets?
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Rockenezian DivaIl y a 39 semaines
hey bro...wot u up 2 dese days>? wea u based? i'm back at bcn now...just got bak from nz after 2 long weeks at UNITEC....um just a short one for now but i haven't forgotten u brudda.....
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Italia TaoumaIl y a 40 semainesDude convert my dvds please!!!!!! I know youve been watching them a lil bird told on you!
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Il y a 42 semaines
Peata
hey homie
hows it detoxin? LOL@quick drinking and smoking. Okay, so wed? btw, can i get the ad for my bebo page? ..umm, like today? and when can i pick up those movies? do you have a movie called Twilight? my sister wants to know...badly! okay, let me know
don't worry...im bringin' the limes on saturday..lol! oh and did i mention the chips n' dip. haha
have a gr8 day
did u get drunk and sing karaoke or sumthing or did u find one sumwhere or u devoloped a phobia for microphones called microphobius. ? why should no one give you a microphone ?
Fred Laumua 0 réponsesVOTE CARMEL SEPULONI FOR ROSKILL COMMUNITY BOARD!!!
Italia Taouma 0 réponseshey MEAOLA lol. hows the silent one doing aye? are you still in akld? what a nice suprise to find an invite from this long lost nephew of mine. Aunty is gonna steal some nice photos okay? hahahaha drop a line or draw a NICE picture for me lol
Arieta Erika 0 réponseslots of love dear. xxx