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An Australian rugby fan, a South African rugby fan and a New Zealand rugby fan are all in Arabia, sharing a smuggled crate of booze when, all of a sudden, Saudi police rush in and arrest them.
The mere possession of alcohol is a severe offence in Saudi Arabia, so for the terrible Crime of actually being caught consuming the booze, they are all sentenced to death!
However, after many months and with the help of very good lawyers, They are able to successfully appeal their sentences down to life imprisonment.
By a stroke of luck, it was a Saudi national holiday the day, their trial finished, and the extremely benevolent Sheikh decided they could be released after receiving just 20 lashes each of the whip.
As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheikh announced: "It's my first wife's birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping."
The South African was first in line, he thought for a while and then said: "Please tie a pillow to my back."
This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before the whip went through. When the punishment was done he had to be carried away bleeding and crying with pain.
The Australian was next up. After watching the South African's Horror he said smugly: "Please fix two pillows to my back."
But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes before the whip went through again and the Australian was soon led away whimpering loudly (as they do).
The New Zealander was the last one up, but before he could say anything, the Sheikh turned to him and said: "You are from a most beautiful part of the world and your culture is one of the finest in the world. For this, you may have two wishes!"
"Thank you, your Most Royal and Merciful highness", the Kiwi replied. In recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me Not 20 lashes but 100 lashes."
"Not only are you an honourable, handsome and powerful man, you Are also very brave", the Sheikh said with an admiring look on his face.
"If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it. And your second wish"?
"Tie that bloody Australian to my back."

my girlfriend said to me the other day i had to give up alcohol as we couldn't afford it anymore but yesterday i caught her spending $70 on make-up and when i confronted her about it she said it was to make her look beautiful for me to which i replied that was what the alcohol was for........i havent seen her since!!!

A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As a Central Otago Cop
walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, "I bet
you are going to sell me a ticket to the Central Otago Police Ball". He
replied, "Central Otago Police don't have balls." There was a moment of
silence while she smiled, and he realised what he's just said. He then
closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left. She was laughing too
hard to start her car.

1 comentario 61 días
SO WHATS GOOD?

FIRSTLY I HATE YOU BEBO YOU SUCK THE DIRT FROM MY NAILS BRUTHA!
WHY IS IT ALL THESE NEW ADDITIONS AND SPRUCE UP JOBS DO NOTHING BUT FUCK THIS SHIT UP MORE ????????????
OK SECONDLY I GOTTA CUT DOWN ON MY POTTY MOUTH
IM TERRIBLE AS
SHIT FUCKER FUCKER SHIT!
IF MY OTHER MUMMY WAS STILL HERE SHED BE SO DISSAPOINTED IN ME
SHE WAS ALWAYS GOOD AT KEEPING MY MOUTH CURBED SO TO SPEAK LOL
WELL TILL I GOT OUT THE DOOR ANYWAY
THE THREE MAIN RULES
NO SWEARING
NO PLAYING WITH THE MAORI HO HO KIDS DOWN THE STREET
AND DEFINATLY NO SNEAKING HER HEELS OUTSIDE LOL
WHO AM I KIDDING IVE ALWAYS BEEN A RULE BREAKER
THATS THE WHOLE PURPOSE ISNT IT? TEST THE WATERS SEE HOW FAR ONE CAN PULL THE CORD BEFORE IT SNAPS!

ANYWHO
IVE BEEN WATCHING ALOT OF CRAPPY DAY TIME TV LATELY HAVE BECOME QUITE ADDICTED I SIT I PAINT I WATCH TV TERRIBLE TERRIBLE TERRIBLE !
FIRSTLY 11M TYRA YALL!!!!!
TVNZ HAS SOME SERIOUS FIKKIN EXPLAINING TO DO WHY THEY CONTINUOUSLY RERUN SHIT ILL NEVER UNDERSTAND CMON GUYS UPDATE YOUR SHIT! YOU UPDATED ELLEN WHEN THOSE CHCH KIDS MADE IT ONTO HER SHOW AND LOOK HOW APPAULD SHE WAS THAT WE WERE LIKE A MONTH BEHIND!!
A COUPLE OF CHCH KIDS GET ON AND HELLO UPDATED . . . WHAT ABOUT TYRA??????????????
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT SON!
THE ONLY PROBLEM I HAVE WITH ELLEN AT THE MO IS THAT SHE FOCUSES EVERYTHING ON WOMAN FROM THE GAMES TO THE FREE MONEY HANDOUTS TO THIS TO THAT I MEAN DONT GET ME WRONG ALL THE POWER TO HER BUT DANG! IM SURE THERES SOME BROKEASS BOTHAS OUT THERE IN NEED OF SOME ELLEN LOVE TO . . . .YOU FEEL ME???
SECOND1230PM THE JEREMY CARL SHOW
IS IT CARL? HMMMMM CANT REMEMBER BUT I HATE THAT GUIY HES SO PATRONISING AND PRETENTIOUS IT FRIES MY WEAVE !
OOOOOOOOO WHAT A HOTMESS THAT MAN IS !!!!! HE COULDNT FIND HIS WAY OUT OF A WELL LIT ROOM
I HATE IT WHEN HE HAS PEOPLE ON THEN HE BADGES AT THEM AND HAS TO REVOLVE EVERYTHING AROUND WHAT HE THINKS ABOUT THE SITUATION HIS OPINION HIS RESULTS
BOYFRIEND NEEDS TO UPDATE HIS PERSONAL IMAGE BEFORE HE GOES THRUSTING HIS UGLYNESS UPON THE WORLD . . . . AMEN!
130PM RERUNS OF MACLOUDS DAUGHTERS
I NEVER LIKED THIS PRIGRAMME WHEN IT WAS ON AIR BUT YOU KNOW A COUPLE OF EPISODES WILL CHANGE IT FOR YAH IM KINDA PISSED AT MYSELF I NEVER GAVE IT A CHANCE NOW ITS ALL OVER AND THE SHOW HAS DONE ITS FINAL WRAP LAST YEAR OR SUMMIN WASNT IT ?
230 RERUN OF NIGHT BEFORES NEIGHBOURS
GOOD OL RAMSEY STREET HOW THE HELL ITS MANAGED TO SURVIVE THIS LONG ESPECIALLY WHEN ITS ONLY FOCUSED ON THE HAPPENINGS OF A STREET ILL ONLY WONDER
BUT ITS NEVER FAILED TO DISSAPOINT WELL ITS NOT THAT BAD A PROGRAMME TO CHOP VEGES TO IF YOUR WATCHING IT AT THE NORMAL EVENING AIR TIME I DONT USUALLY CATCH THAT ONE SO I CATCH IT THE NEXT DAY IN THE ARVO IT TIDES ME OVER TILL ELLEN STARTS
BUT RECENTLY IVE BEEN CATCHING MYSELF WATCHING THE CRAP KIDS SHOWS
KIDS SHOWS NOWADAYS ARE SO CRAP (GOD AM I SHOWING MY AGE?) BUT ITS TRUE THEY ARE IT SEEMS THE SEMI OL CAST OF STICKY TV ARE TAKING OVER THE AIRWAVES AND SEEM TO BE BATTLING EACH OTHER OUT FOR THE MOST VEIWED SPOTS THAT CHICKY OL WHATS HER BOX? SOMETHING SIMPSON IM THINKING ELLEN BUT LISA KEEPS COMING INTO MY THOUGHTS MAKING ME CONFUSTED ANYWAY MS SIMPSON AND HER OTT TACKY SPOT
OOOOOOOOOOOO TACKY TACKY TACKY GIRL CANT INTERVEIW CANT SING CANT ANYTHING DROP THE SEQUINS HUN AND HIT STICKY UP FOR YOUR JOB BACK! . . . PRONTO!
BUT IN SAYING THAT OL SAM ON STICKY SEEMS TO HAVE FOUND TWO OTHR NEW FLATTIES TO JOIN HIM IN THEIR "WHERE GONNA FIX GUIDE AND PROVIDE FOR THE YOUNGER GENERATION!" PROGRAME WATCHING THIR SPOT HAS ONLY MADE ME THINK HOW GROWEN UP KIDS THINK THEY ARE NOWADAYS
SHIT SON PULL YAH SOCKS UP AND JUST BE A KID FFS ITS THE EASIEST JOB IN THE WORLD DONT KNOCK IT!
IMEAN THEY HAVE AN 0800 NUMBER FOR KIDS WHO MAYBE SUFFERING FROM DEPRESSION OR SOMETHING EVEN MORE SINISTER
HELLO WHATS WRONG WITH TALKIN TO YO MOMMA??????
FUCK AND IF HER EARS AINT LISTENING GO TALK TO SOMEONE WHO YOU KNOW THAT IS THERE AND ALWAYS HAS YOUR

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YALL REMEMBER THIS! FOR THE CLASS OF 97

Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of '97... wear sunscreen.
If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be IT.

The long term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience.

I will dispense this advice now.

Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth. Never mind. You will not understand the power and beauty of your youth until they have faded. But trust me, in 20 years you'll look back at photos of yourself and recall in a way you can't grasp now how much possibility lay before you and how fabulous you really looked.

You are NOT as fat as you imagine.

Don't worry about the future; or worry, but know that worrying is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubblegum. The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that never crossed your worried mind; the kind that blindside you at 4pm on some idle Tuesday.

Do one thing every day that scares you.

Sing.
Don't be reckless with other people's hearts, don't put up with people who are reckless with yours.

Floss.
Don't waste your time on jealousy; sometimes you're ahead, sometimes you're behind. The race is long, and in the end, it's only with yourself.

Remember compliments you receive, forget the insults; if you succeed in doing this, tell me how.

Keep your old love letters, throw away your old bank statements.

Stretch.
Don't feel guilty if you don't know what you want to do with your life. The most interesting people I know didn't know at 22 what they wanted to do with their lives, some of the most interesting 40 year olds I know still don't.

Be kind to your knees, you'll miss them when they're gone.

Maybe you'll marry, maybe you won't, maybe you'll have children, maybe you won't, maybe you'll divorce at 40, maybe you'll dance the funky chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary. Whatever you do, don't congratulate yourself too much or berate yourself, either. Your choices are half chance, so are everybody else's. Enjoy your body, use it every way you can. Don't be afraid of it, or what other people think of it, it's the greatest instrument you'll ever own.

Dance. Even if you have nowhere to do it but in your own living room.

Read the directions, even if you don't follow them.

Do NOT read beauty magazines, they will only make you feel ugly.

Get to know your parents, you never know when they'll be gone for good.

Be nice to your siblings; they are your best link to your past and the people most likely to stick with you in the future.

Understand that friends come and go, but for the precious few you should hold on. Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography in lifestyle because the older you get, the more you need the people you knew when you were young.

Travel.
Accept certain inalienable truths, prices will rise, politicians will philander, you too will get old, and when you do you'll fantasize that when you were young prices were reasonable, politicians were noble and children respected their elders.

Respect your elders.

Don't expect anyone else to support you. Maybe you have a trust fund, maybe you'll have a wealthy spouse; but you never know when either one might run out.

Don't mess too much with your hair, or by the time you're 40, it will look 85.

Be careful whose advice you buy, but, be patient with those who supply it. Advice is a form of nostalgia, dispensing it is a way of fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the ugly parts and recycling it for more than it's worth.

But trust me on the sunscreen.

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Name :	BLACKBARBIE824
Nick Name :	GENIE COZ I CAN MAKE YOUR GO FROM SCAB TO FAB JUST LIKE THAT
Birthdate :	1980 I DONT DO B DAYS WHO NEEDS THE REMINDER IM ONE YEAR CLO
Birthplace:	BONDI BEACH N.S.W
Current Location:	N.G.A 824BAEBAEHRDNOXHRDKOR
Eye Color:	BLAH BROWNIES BUT I CAN PULL A PARIS ANYDAY OF THE WEEK
Hair Color:	NATURAL? WHO KNOWS PROLLY SNOW WHITE NOW LOL
Height:	5-7 ALWAYS WANTED TO B 5-10 LIKE CINDY CRAWFORD
Weight:	WHAT? THIS YEAR LAST YEAR OR THE YEAR BEFORE?
Piercings:	JUST ME EARS MUFFIN DID THE LIP ONE BUT TOOLD TO PULL THAT O
Tatoos:	MY EYE LINER
Boyfriend/Girlfriend:	THERES SOMEONE SPECIAL
Vehicle:	LAST WAS A B.M.W AND A GIRFT AT THAT! HOLLA!
Overused Phrase:	ALL UP IN MY COOLAID AND DONT KNOW THE FLAVOR!
FAVORITES
Food:	MY MOMMAS
Pub/Disc/Restaurant:	HMMMMMM I ALWAYS MOAN WHEN I EAT OUT LOL
Candy:	OOOOOOO JUJUBEES AND RED LIQOIRICE
Number:	3-4-7
Color:	BABAY PINK DAHLINK MY SIGNATURE COLOR
Animal:	DOGS AND CATS
Drink:	ARE YOU BUYING? ILL HAVE AN APPLE MARTINI THEN!
Body Part on Opposite sex:	I LOVE A WIDE BACK I DUNNO WHY I JUST DO
Perfume:	Y.S.L BABYDOLL IN SUMMER AND ESCADA MAGNATISM IN WINTER
TV Show:	S.A.T.C NOW AND FOREVER
Music Album:	RIGHT NOW? THE BEST OF ELLA FITZGERALD
Movie:	HAS TO BE GONE WITH THE WIND
Actor/Actress:	HMMMM DEAD OR ALIVE?
This or That
Pepsi or Coke:	COKE
McDonalds or BurgerKing:	B.K DOUBLE WHOPPER WITH CHEESE AND XTRA MAYO JUST THE BURGER
Chocolate or Vanilla	CHOCOLATE
Hot Chocolate or Coffee:	BOTH A MOCHA THANKS
Kiss or Hug:	BOTH A
Dog or Cat:	HELLO CATDOG!
Rap or Punk:	BOTH
Summer or Winter:	FUCK! WHEN ITS SUMMER I WANT WINTER WHEN ITS WINTER I WANT S
Scary Movies or Funny Movies:	FUNNY
Love or Money:	LIVE FOR LOVE WORK FOR MONEY
YOUR...
Bedtime:	WHEN MY BODY SAYS
Most Missed Memory:	MY BUTTERFLY AND ANDREW
Best phyiscal feature:	MY NAILS THEY ONLY THING I CAN ALTER AT MY OWN WHIM
First Thought Waking Up:	WHAT DAY IS IT?
Ambition:	TO LOVE MY LIFE AGAIN
Best Friends:	THOSE IM ALWAYS WITH
Weakness:	CUTE BOYS WITH BIG . . . . . . ! LOL NAH SHOES AND BAGS ALW
Fears:	GROWING OLD NATURALLY
Longest relationship:	WELL IM NO LONGER IN IT SO IT NO LONGER COUNTS
HAVE YOU...
Cheated Your Partner:	IN CARDS YEH
Ever been beaten up:	NOT TO MY FACE NO BUT I HAVE BEEN ATTACKED FROM BEHIND YOU K
Ever beaten someone up:	UNFORTUNATLY YES
Ever Shoplifted:	OH YEAH WHEN I WAS A YOUNGIN WHY LIE ABOUT IT
Ever Skinny Dipped:	ONLY IN G'S LOL
Ever Kissed Opposite sex:	OH YES
Been Dumped Lately:	NO
IN A GUY/GAL
Favorite Eye Color:	AS LONG AS THEYRE WORKING WHO CARES
Favorite Hair Color:	AS LONG AS ITS THERE WHO CARES
Short or Long:	WEAR IT HOW YOU WANT TO AS LONG AS I CUT IT!
Height:	NO MINI ME'S MINE OR TALLER HMMMM AM I IN HEELS?
Style:	ORIGINAL CLASSIC WITH VINTAGE BUT VERY MODERN
Looks or Personality:	PERSONALLITY HUNNY LOOKS DIE AT AROUND 45-65
Hot or Cute	CUTE HOT GETS COLD BUT CUTE ONLY GETS CUTER!
Muscular or Really Skinny:	IN BETWEEN NORMAL BUT NOT SPONGY
RANDOMS
What country do you want to Visit:	EUROPE BUT IVE NEVER BEEN TO ME
How do you want to Die:	OLD AND GRACEFULL BUT STILL LOOKING 25
Been to the Mall Lately:	GOD NO MALLS ARE SO 90'S YOU WALK THROUGH THEM TO GET TO THE
Get along with your Parents:	ON AVERAGE? KINDA DEPENDS ON WHAT DAY LOL
Health Freak:	YES HEATH FREAKS THE SHIT OUT OF ME
Do you think your Attractive:	NOPE ITS ALL HAIR AND MAKE UP HUNNY UNDER THIS IS A WILDERBE
Believe in Yourself:	DAILY OR HOURLY?
Want to go to College:	LASTED 6 MONTHS IN THIRD FORM THEN . . . . . CHOP!
Do you Smoke:	WHAT BRAND? WHAT TYPE? GREEN OR BROWN?
Do you Drink:	I HAVE A DAILY INTAKE OF FLUIDS YES WHAT KIND DEPENDS ON THE
Shower Daily:	YUP BUT SOMETIMES I CAN GO WITH OUT THANK GOD I DONT HOLD BO
Been in Love:	YES AND IT BIT THE DUST
Do you Sing:	WHEN IM NOT FORCED TO OTHERWISE ILL JUST SING LIKE IM RETARD
Want to get Married:	ONLY IF THE RING IS FROM TIFFANYS OR CARTIER THEN YES
Do you want Children:	NATURAL ? ADOPTED? OR PAYED FOR?
Age you wanna lose your Virginity:	NOWDAYS THERES SO MANY YOU TALKING ORAL ? FRONTAL ? OR ANAL?
Hate anyone:	NO HATE AGES YOU AND IM ALREADY AT BATTLE WITH AGE
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