WONGLING ANY1?? I would love to wongle with you...can I bring a friend???
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SCuSE U NOW RITE!
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UNDER D GriLL.....with the GINGER and the PAN!!
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AHHHHH here now lurve!!!!
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I WUD JAAA!!!
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"LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA"!
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"PPL" QUIET REFLECTION!
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BEOUR(parisa's favourite word)
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Am.... how bout NAH!!
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Watz 69?? 25+44?? haha
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SHAMASHOCK!!!
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WOO LUV!!!!
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Let us ponder dat taut!!!!
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Ya but no but YA but NOOO!!
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AHH ANIMAL PORN!!......True story.....
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"My name is Helga..." and "My name is Ulga..." (Together: " We are the Swedish twins")
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TARA: Hmm is it a ladyboy maybe...love those guys?? SINEAD: maybe it is tara...mAYbe it is.....who can clean u up before the big transgender ball...the IT man can cos its euhh IT MAN....!!!!!
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Haha 085222...2 sexy for u!!!(Amy rose's quote)
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Chloe: "sinead has 6 legs!!!"
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Chloe: "Ye'r all cod eyed while im straight" haha one of chlo's drunken moments!
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Sinead: How do u make a lamb kebab? Oh oh do u SHEER the lambs leg....WoW a sex shop....perfect location *points* look its beside a pub!
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"O my god ur baby toe is like half the size of ur other toes"
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Roberts famous quote: "OH person swimming in the pool....why do u lurk in the periphery of my vision....why wen i luk at u do u duck under the water...why wen i luk away du u bob up and down! OHH swimming person oh how i wish u wudnt drown r u not afraid ohhh swimming person....u r forgivin"
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Sinead: "wat does it do when i pull it up?" haha!
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Michelle: "U can buy me a new all ireland jacket if you ruin that 1 mind haha"

Sinead: "NOOOt a bother buddy how much and wear'd you get it?"

Michelle: (shakes head)!
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Sinead: "I can't tastes nuthin me nose is all blocked"

Michelle: "Sinead ur not meant to taste anything haha!!"
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Louise: (pulls mirror off the side of poor bennys car) "Sinead STALL HIM wile i fix it hahahahaha"

Sinead: "JESUS alright women.....SOOOOO benny........."
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Rachael: Can i have a go in the car benny?

Benny: "Ya ok(half way in and out of the car....... rachael takes off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) Door still open!!!!!!

Sinead: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA(laffs at benny pegging it after the car)

Rachael stops car and benny hops back in2 car)

Rachael: (on the way back home) *whispers* "We should have got the security tape!!! hahahahaha!!!!!"
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Robert: "Lets try this" (Puts money in sweet machine and spends 10 euro winning a few sweets AHAHAHA i'll give him that much)

Benny: (Puts money in slot machine) Wins.......THE AMOUNT OF SWEETS I SWEAR.........was heaven LEGEND hahaha)!!!!
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Adrian: U know what i'd love...a petit filous?

Sinead: Who's that?

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Everyone disgussing why the cat has a depression head on him....

Erica: Well i tink the cat misses alan anyway........BLESS!!!

Cat: *Starts meowing and shaking*

Adrian: Imagine the cat pooed eveywhere.....!!
He has that...constipated look in his eye!!!

Cat: *moves away* Hahahahaha POO eVerywhere!!!!!!!

Adrian: Seeeeee told you!!!
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Benny: BALL IN THE CUP.............COS ITS BALL IN THE CUP!!

You lose arguments wit inanimate objects.

You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.

Your job is interfering with your drinking.

Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alchohol stream.

Your career won't progress beyond Senator from Massachusetts.

The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.

You sincerely believe alchohol is the elusive 5th food group.

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence? I think not!

Two hands and just one mouth.. - now THAT'S a drinking problem!

You can focus better with one eye closed.

The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar.

You fall off the floor..

Your twin sons are named Barley and Hops.

Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a burger, screw dinner!

Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you.

At AA meetings you begin: 'Hi my name is.. uh..'

Your idea of cutting back is less salt.

You wake up in the bedroom, your underwear is in the bathroom, you fell asleep clothed.

The whole bar says 'Hi' when you come in..

You think the Four Basic Food Groups are Caffeine, Nicotine, Alchohol, and Men.

Every night you're beginning to find your roommate's cat more and more attractive.

Bob looks good.

Don't recognize husband unless seen through bottom of glass.

That damned pink elephant followed me home again.

I'm as sober as a judge.

The shrubbery's drunk from too frequent watering.

You wake up screaming 'TORO TORO TORO!' in the middle of the night.

1. When there's only one other person in the lift, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

3. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

4. Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

5. Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's Mine!"

6. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

7. Move your desk into the lift and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

8. Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

9. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.

10. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

11. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

12. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"

13. Swat at flies that don't exist.

14. Tell people that you can see their aura.

15. Call out, "Group Hug!” and then enforce it.

16. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you just shut up!"

17. Open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

18. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

19. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your One of THEM!" and back away slowly.

20. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

21. Listen to the lift walls with your stethoscope.

22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

23. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".

24. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!"