1) Junsu always tells his Mom that he loves her and kisses her often and often puts hearts in his text msgs to her.
2) Junsu never really wets his bed, last time he did was when he was 6.
3) Junsu never got in a fight with his brother.
4) Junsu wears briefs because it's "uncomfortable" wearing boxers when he's dancing.
5) Junsu never stands still when he's talking, he always pops and moonwalks to the bathroom.
6) Junsu helps around a lot with the chores
7) Junsu and Micky both like to eat chicken.
Junsu's mom wants her daughter-in-law to be a devoted Christian and play atleast one instrument and also to have an athletic built.
9) Junsu and his twin brother JunHo was the noisiest kids in the neighbourhood.
10) The hardest times Junsu went through was puberty because his voice changed.
11) Junsu was very famous in his school before he even became DBSK because he's a good student.
12) Junsu has never been spanked.
13) Junsu's mom's favourite present from JunSu was a hairpin and a bouquet of roses.
14) JunSu takes after his dad.
15) If JunSu told his mum that he wanted to changed his sexuality, she'd support him because she always wanted a daughter.
16) She misses Junsu the most when she's by herself.
17) Junsu wears loose clothing when he goes to sleep.
1 She spilled hot soup on the back of his neck when he was young but never got a scar.
19) JunSu's dad named both JunSu and JunHo, JunHo was given the name JunHo because he looked more masculine and JunSu was given the name JunSu because he was prettier
20) She first realized that JunSu wasn't a little boy when he told her, "Mom, you don`t have to worry about me anymore. All your hardships are over. I`ll make you happy, and the houses that you draw don`t have to be drawn anymore. I`ll buy you one when I earn enough money. You trust your son right? I love you mom."
21) Junsu's mom was a former Miss Korea
22) Junsu once won 1st place in a Beauty Competition. The contestants are all male disguising as girls. he joined with his best friend Eunhyuk of Super Junior.
23) Jaejoong's dad was the most handsome boy in their hometown.
24) Almost all the girls in the neighborhood proposed to him and he rejected all of them. He met a girl who ignore his handsomeness and he propose to her. That girl is Jaejoong's mom.

25) Jaejoong once act as an extra. He played as a Chinese Soldier.
26) Jaejoong has 7 sisters and he's the prettiest of them all.
27) Girls often sees Jaejoong as a sex symbol and his fans would give him T-Back as gifts.
2 Jaejoong would want to marry a fan someday.
29) Jaejoong fears coackroach
30) Jaejoong is the mom of DBSK because he loves to cook and he always nags the other member to pick and clean their stuff. He hates litters!

31) Yunho is a bad boy to girls. He would tease them until they cry.
32) Yunho's mom and dad are student leaders in school. They would always run for student election until they realize that they suited one another.
33) Yunho once caught watching porn and he told them that it's an assignment. (HAHA!)
34) Yunho once fell in love with a girl that never really love him. She became his girlfriend but later on she broke up with him. Yunho convinced his friends to give her a surprise. She was touched and get back at him but yunho later realize that she could never learn to love him. Thus, he set her free.
35) Yunho is a great fan of the girl in Sassy Girl.
36) Yunho sleeps diagonally.

37) Changmin is the genius of DBSK
3 Changmin's eyesight is very poor thus, he wear contact lens
39) Changmin's hair is so thick that he never need to use pillow according to Mickey
40) Changmin and Mickey loves to eat at midnight. They would wake up at night and eat. Once, Micky woke up to eat and didn't wake Changmin. Changmin nagged him in the morning and he never dare repeat it again.
41) Changmin is amazed by girls speaking in English.

42) Micky's parents are divorced
43) Micky never wants to get marry
44) Micky

During Autograph/ Signing Sessions...

Fan: oppa! hello!
CM: hello!
(CM starts signing after greeting each other)
Fan: wow oppa is 176cm tall! (the fan joked while CM is signing)
After CM finished signing, the fan looked at the paper(?) and behind the signature, CM wrote "PS: I'm 186 oh ^^"


During a signing session, a fangirl with straight long hair went up for CM's signature.
Fan: Oppa, please touch my hair.
CM: ah? I can't.. I.. I am not.. a.. pervert...


CM: Hello!
Fan: Hello!
CM: Your name is..?
Fan: What is oppa's name?
CM: oh..
CM wrote: 'To: What is oppa's name.'

YC: Hello!
Fan: Hello!
YC: Your name is..?
Fan: What is oppa's name?
YC: (flustered) ah.. you don't know my name?
Fan: (sadly) yea.. I have serious amnesia...
YC: oh.. my name is Park Yoo Chun. And you?
Fan: !@#$%&*
YC: huh?
Fan: !@#$%&*
YC finally finished signing.. and at the back, he wrote: ' a very unique name '


Fan went towards YC for signature..
but realised that CM, who was sitting beside YC is too good looking, just like a living sculpture...
Hence, after telling YC her name, she kept staring at CM...
YC: erm... you...
Fan continues looking at CM..
YC: erm... i have finished signing..
Fan: oh! ok!
at the back, YC wrote: ' PS: CM is indeed very handsome! '

During an autograph session, a fan wrote her name on JJ's palm.
The next fan who came up told JJ: ' Oppa, scribbling on your palm is as bad (an offence) as smoking.. '
JJ: Bring that previous girl back here!


Fan: Oppa, my name is Sun, please remember alright?
YH: ok.
Next autograph session..
Fan: Oppa, what is my name?
YH: ahh.. I can't remember already..
Fan: I'm Sun, you must remember alright?
Next autograph session..
Fan: Oppa, what's my name?
YH: ... erm......
Security guard standing behind YH: ' SUN.'

Fan: Oppa, you are so pretty!
JS: You are very handsome too!

On a certain fan-meeting session, a fan thought of buying some tonics for JS. And her friend who introduced that tonic to her said that taking it will be as good as taking fertilizer. (Means that the effects of the tonic is so good/strong that it's like taking fertilizer)
Hence, the fan repeatedly thought of what her friend said in her mind...
And when it's her turn to go up to JS, she flustered and pushed the tonic drinks to JS and said aloud: ' Oppa, please drink this fertilizer and continue to work hard!'

Other funny happenings...


Because of the huge number of fans crowding around Yunho, he had to try very hard in order to squeeze out of the crowd. And finally, when he was about to get on to the car, his clothes got stucked at the car's door.
YH: ahh.. you shouldn't be doing this!
The fans beside him all stood still in suspense doing nothing.
Embarassed YH quickly got into the car...


One night in the hostel, hardworking JS was writing his report.
But suddenly, YC turned the lights off..
JS: Yah, what are you doing?! Why did you turn off the lights?!
YC: If we don't turn off the lights, the fans will all be crowding downstairs....
An hour later, YC turned on all the lights again..
JS: Why did you turn on the lights again?
YC: What if all the fans really leaves...?!


In the waiting room...
JS: Let's exchange shoes!
However, JS's feet are too small.. he wore YH's shoes and tripped after a few steps..
JS: YH hyung's feet are too big! CM ah, lend me your shoes!
CM: ok..!
JS: ah.. why are all your feet so big! You must try to make them small and cute like mine!

At the airport filling up some forms..
YC was wearing slippers on that day.. But because of all the squeezing and pushing from the fans, his slippers broke.
On the plane..
YC ask YH seriously: Hyung, can I still wear this after pasting it back?


During BBQ endorsement times...
Lee Yoon Jae: erm.. Jaejoong..
JJ: yea?
LYJ: the BBQ... Fried chicken... is delicious..
JJ: (flustered) ah, no, we TVXQ are just in charge of modeling...
LYJ: you must be even more serious when

Yoochun was playing a computer game with a keyboard, one that requires a mouse, and didn't know why he was losing so much.
Then suddenly, Jaejoong comes in the room to find Yoochun playing one of his favorite games, but Jaejoong notices that Yoochun was losing because he was playing it with the keyboard.
So what did Jaejoong tell Yoochun?

Then Changmin comes into the room and starts to play the same game as Yoochun, but he's playing it with the keyboard, also like Yoochun.
And Changmin didn't know why he was losing.
So what does Jaejoong tell Changmin?

















Joke #1: Micky, mouse.

Joke #2: Minnie, mouse.

credits: green.tea.is.love @ soompi forums + sunkiss*nhixxie (sourcefinder), and fangirlmitz