Inspired by the Cleshims 30 second spurt of creativity,I decided to write a blog of my own spurts of creativity dat admittedly took much longer to write

Song 1
Fugue For Beercans
Nicely
I got a lot of beer
I'm gettin drunk right here
And Enda says he'll drink if the weather's clear
We'll drink,we'll drink,stay down in Cara and drink,
Sinead'll climb trees with drink,we'll drink,we'll drink

For all I got vodka
I took it from me Da
We're gonna mix it with some kia ora
Oh fuck,oh fuck,straight vodka's like toilet duck,
We won't drink it straight,good luck,oh fuck,oh fuck

I don't care what we have,
Hey let's invite out Gav,
He can buy us drink and he's a good laugh

Lots of beer,I got the drinks right here

Benny
I'm pickin Budweiser
Cos for a hangover
It'll go wit some chips and a beef burger

I know that it's Bulmers
It's the king of ciders
And there's a lot of drinks that have tasted worse
Bulmers,Bulmers,in England it's called Magners,
Which is completely absurd,Magners,Magners

I go for Heineken,
I got some for Gill Quinn,
And there's a can saved for Sinead Monoghan
Heiney,Heiney,it makes certain girls easy,
But they still don't hit on me,Heiney,Heiney

Heineken,I got the drinks right here

Rusty Charlie
But just a minute dudes,
I got a keg o druids,
We're gonna see all kinds of bodily fluids

And look at Buckfast boys,
It's got all kinds of poise,
And I don't care that it's knackers' drink of choice
Buckfast,Buckfast,It won't get you drunk real fast,
But by God the buzz'll last,Buckfast,Buckfast

So make it Mickey Finn's,
I stole some from Quinlan's,
And after 3 bottles we'll be seein twins

Buckfast,I got the drinks right here


Song 2
Follow The Whore
Mission Band
Follow the whore and pay some more(do the hobot),pay some more(do the hobot),pay some more(do the hobot)
Pick up your condoms and she'll say no more
Follow,follow the whore(before she takes another swallow)

Follw the whore and pay some more,(do the hobot)pay some more(do the hobot),pay some more(do the hobot)
If you've been in her and you paid no more,use the hotel exit door

*Please note:doin the hobot is the same as doin the robot except you do it like a whore


Song 7
Guys and Guys
Nicely
When you see a guy,wear a pink leather tie
You can bet that he's takin it from some guy
Benny
When you spot a Josh and his bum's not in pain,
Chances are he's insane as only a Josh can be for a Dave
Nicely
When you meet a gent,that is totally bent
For a guy who's called Clarence and wears a shawl
Both
Call it mad,call it soppy,
But his "gentleman" sure ain't floppy
Cos the guy's always doin it with some guy

Benny
When you see a sport,and his lube has run short
Make a bet that he's used it all on some guy
Nicely
When a guy wears lace and his front's stained with white,
Well now where do you think,he's stickin his "wink" on Saturday night
Benny
When you see a gay,on a big shopping day
And he smells of lavender and camomile
Both
Call it queer or whatever,
But they'll still burn in hell forever
Cos the guy's only giving it to some guy some guy,some guy
Or the guy may be taking it from some guy!

Just to clarify,I'm not anti gay people(I love lesbians).I just needed lyrics dat rhymed wit forever.Now,wat rhymes wit final solution...

Song 9
Lady Fuck
Sky
They call you Lady Fuck
But there is room for doubt
At times you have a very unlady-like way
Of putting out

You're on this date with me
The pickings have been rough
And yet before this evening is over
I might not see your muff

You might retain your manners
You might refuse to stay
And so the best that I can do is pay

So please fuck me lady tonight
Please fuck me lady tonight
Please if you've ever planned on fucking to begin with
Please fuck me lad

(Remember,I have almost every Tenacious D link you could ever want after the facts of life.To check them out,look at the full blog)

10 Commandments of The D
1. Never stop Rocking.
2. Legalize all drugs.
3. Quit your day job.
4. All Religion should be taxed.
5. Cut down on carbohydrates.
6. Fuck her gently.
7. Never believe what people tell you after a show.
8. Always take a spoon full of Metamucil after a heavy day of eating.
9. Get at least 9 hours of sleep a day.
10. Eatin' ain't cheatin'.

Sub-Commandments of The D
After you quit your day job,set the artist free
Focus on your craft
Stick around if you don't mind some cream in your jeans
If The D tell you to stop,then seriously,you must stop or penalties will be created and enforced
If you view The D,you must have an experience equal to/or simply 29 orgasms
If you break the rules,you must have all your pubic hair pulled out
Don't whip out your dick in front of Sass,he'll rip that shit right off
Don't be afraid to Double Team
In times of trouble,use rocket sauce
If you find the hydra,slice it's throat and grab it's scrote
Don't trust the fuckin open mike host
If you don't want your ass blown out then leave the room
When you fight,you got to fight fair
All performers must wash hands
If you are anywhere near The D,there's a good chance you could get pregnant
Cut down on calories
Never choose Backstage Betty's over ROCK!!!
No more pollution,no more car exhausts or ocean dumpage
From now on we will all travel in tubes
Get the scientists working on the tube technology
Kick it with a tasty groove
Check your dipstick,it may need lubrication
Your Kielbasa Sausage has just got to perform
You shouldn't mind sucking on toes
If you pull off Dave Grohl's mask you'll see his true demon form
BEND IT!!!Just bend it
If there's a metal pole then climb that shit
Storm the Gate!!!
Don't cook it,just order it from Zanzibar!
Always Record!!!!!!!!
If you make an oversized friendship medallion,make it out of bullet proof lead
Drop trou and squeeze out a Cleveland Steamer on J.B's chest
Dust off the stage and step aside
Never underestimate the power of The D!
If you have to go to prison,hide it in your ass
If you have to pay the rent then pay it with your rock
Light up the stage when it's time for a showdown
Blow doors down
ROCK!!!
If you think rock is evil then suck a cock
Bring the Thunder!
Look into the sasquatch eyes and know that Sass can fly

Tenacious D's Facts of Life
Filet of fish sandwich has less calories cos it's fish
The D rock the casba and blow your mind
The Government Totally Sucks
Friends holding hands will someday surely form a band
As long as there's a record deal,J.B and K.G will always be friends
Sasquatch IS real...but bad on drums
Rock is not the devil's work,it's magical and rad
You can't kill the metal,the metal will live on
Friendship is rare
Becoming the next D is not easy
Sass has got shiny diamonds that he's got to protect
To learn the ancient method,sacred doors you must unlock
Car Chase City,that's the name of the game.It was all proven,it was totally lame
K.G is so good,he rocks the equivalent of 2 people
The land of love and freedom is just a baby's breath away
Not much to say when you're high above the mucky muck
What the D got is gonna turn your brain into shit
Mushrooms are fun
Lee is the no.1 fan of The D,end of
LEE!LEE!LEE!LEE!Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee,we're talkin fuckin LEE!
Dio should pass the torch
Jesus did not die in vain
Kyle's fingers are silver and Jack's voice is gold
The D are not vain
You're all robots but The D don't care
Tenacious D reign supreme
Jesus Ranch smells of shit but it is nice outside
K.G is more than a man,he's a shiny golden God and he's going to kick your fucking ass
Tribute is both the greatest song in the world and just a tribute to the greatest song in the world
Double Team is Supreme
J.B does not need a microphon

"Good afternoon.Mmmmm.
I'm legendary anchorman Ron Burgandy.
I'm sittin here in my aqua jet 9000 enjoyin a...well...my usual meal of steak,waffles,french fries and of course scotch.Now if you dont think this song is the greatest song ever,I will fight you.That's no lie"

GONNA FIND MY BABY,GONNA HOLD HER TIGHT
GONNA GRAB SOME AFTERNOON DELIGHT
MY MOTTO'S ALWAYS BEEN WHEN IT'S RIGHT IT'S RIGHT
WHY WAIT UNTIL THE MIDDLE OF A COLD DARK NIGHT?
WHEN EVERYTHING'S A LITTLE CLEARER
IN THE LIGHT OF DAY
AND WE KNOW THE NIGHT IS ALWAYS GONNA BE THERE ANYWAY
THINKIN OF YOU'S WORKIN UP MY APPETITE
LOOKIN FORWARD TO A LITTLE AFTERNOON DELIGHT
RUBBIN STICKS AND STONES TOGETHER
MAKES THE SPARKS IGNITE
AND THE THOUGHT OF LOVIN YOU IS GETTIN
SO EXCITIN
SKY ROCKETS IN FLIGHT
AFTERNOON DELIGHT
AFTERNOON DELIGHT
AFTERNOON DELIGHT
STARTED OUT THIS MORNIN
FEELIN SO POLITE
I ALWAYS THOUGHT A FISH COULD NOT BE CAUGHT WHO WOULDN'T BITE
BUT YOU'VE GOT SOME BAIT A WAITIN
AND I THINK I MIGHT
TRY A NIBBLIN
A LITTLE AFTERNOON DELIGHT
SKY ROCKETS IN FLIGHT
BOOOOH
AFTERNOON DELIGHT
"This song is about day time love making"
AFTERNOON DELIGHT
"The naughty type"
AFTERNOON DELIGHT
(Rockin flute solo)
PLEASE BE WAITIN FOR ME BABY WHEN I
COME AROUND
WE COULD MAKE A LOT OF LOVIN 'FOR THE SUN
GOES DOWN
THINKIN OF YOU'S WORKIN UP MY APPETITE
LOOKIN FORWARD TO A LITTLE AFTERNOON DELIGHT
RUBBIN STICKS AND STONES TOGETHER
MAKES THE SPARKS IGNITE
AND THE THOUGHT OF LOVIN YOU IS GETTIN SO EXCITIN
SKY ROCKETS IN FLIGHT
BOOOOH
AFTERNOON DELIGHT
WOOOOP
AFTERNOON DELIGHT
AFTERNOON DELIGHT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
"I'm talkin about enjoyin a bowl of chicken soup
with a ruben and then makin dirty ruben love"
AFTERNOON DELIGHT

"Soup's on" "Hmhmhmhahahaha"
"Mmmmmm.Indeed it is" "Fry?"
"How do you like your steak?Well done or waterlogged?"
"Hehahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
 ahahahahaha"


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