1 Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. Do you hav a crush on me?
5. Give me a nikname and explain why?
6. Describe me in 1 word?
7. what was ur first impression of me?
8. do u still fink the same?
9. What reminds u ov me?
10. If you could giv me anything wot wod it b?
11. How well do u no me?
12. Whens the last tym u saw me?
13.would u meet me?
14. Eva wanted 2 tell me sumthing u couldnt?
15. Are you goin 2 put dis on ur blog and c wot i say about u?

*concieved? convinced? der all de same lol
*aroused haha
*sarahs hearty laugh lol
*irish english nd maths class lol
MAKIN DE IRON-ONS WIT SARAH:
*usin her fingers
we had 6 we made 2 dats 4 den we messed up 1 dats 3 den we made another 1 we shud have 2 left????
we made another omg 1 omg no we didnt yes we feckin well did omg yeah i know omg hahahaha
*pink is de new purple
*we'll tell him he's colourblind
*aarow

christmas is ova?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
oh is it christmas???????????
RELIGION WI Jess
* "no pain no gain!!"
* "ye cn ya imagine me wi 90 degree burns??"........"wtf 90 degree burns.....jess burns only go 1, 2, nd 3rd degree u dope, wtf is 90?!?!"
* haha jess get ur head out ov d boilin hot water
*............haha someone waitin for jess to b born
* so wat did he say bout it then.........oh wait, u jus told me
* hahahahahahahaha.................h
ang on....wat did u say?

*rudolf is a horse
*sarah:look its a girl bull
adele nd jen:yeah dat'd be a cow hahaha
*u goin home? no i goin to roam de streets
*sarah nd ste in french haha lol
*the turkey in dunnes lol
*christmas puddin in like a roll?wtf lol
*croke park?
*imagine gettin suspened 4 half an hour
*so is der like air in here?
*in de dark lol
*my folder broke and my piece of art was in it lol
*me nd jess doin kris kindle lol
*jess:so is she like a porn star?
*jess:y isnt de light workin
adele:cause ur blockin de light jess
jess: oh yeah hahahahahaha
*jess:u need to get de leads to plug dis in
adele:yeah here
jess: one wit a plug
adele: oh woops
kate: im so cold i wish i borught a jacket
adele:an apple?
ppls:hahahahaha no
*Uve got such a stoned tomach!!!
*Bread Dain Cells....rly!!! lol ( wat is it wit sarah n... english!!)
*were all talkin bout rugby n jess: so wats a try? lol
*Me: im not a blonde im a ..brown head..i mean brunette head...i mean brunette!! awh! it only took 3 trys! lol
*in school, me: oh wait my class is bck der!!
*sarah tryi to explain tings and always needin to use her hands lol(not intended to b dirty lol)
*were delverin candles
*get off de road b4 we die oh!
*ur an ugly ho!!no a fat ho!!hohohohohoh
wen u need me call me no matter where u r no matter how far lol!!!
*andrew ande de soup lol!!!!!!!
*me and sarah in hmv tryin to figure out wat way to split de money 4 de dvds lol!!
*dan-ger mouse wat de fuck is a dan-ger mouse dat says danger jess lol!!!!!
*me in study tryin to find a french word in de english part of de dictionary lol!!!!!!!
*i'm.....a........brown......head wtf no no brunette......head lol!!!!
*how do u make a bucket lol!!!!
*me and sarah outside her house wen aaron comes up and is all like tryin to hit us wit a leaf lol!!!!!!!
*giz ya digits...did dey just say yiz r midgets lol!!
* ****** hips dont lie lol pip as de dance down to a t lol!!!!!
*it was pitch black and de birds were singing lol!!!
*if u say oranges really slow it sounds like gullable omg rly den me and jess like oooorrrraannnggggeessss it dusnt work lol
*erica fallin ova de kirb den tryin to get up and fell again lol!!!!!!
*ericas teeth chattin lol!!!!!!!
*sarah tryin to roll her r's and it just not workin lol!!!!!
*ms.leanne talkin to herself durin de whole study class!!!
*matt wearin goggles in stad de france lol-jess ur really goin deaf lol!!!!!!
*wiggy-woggy
*de elves lol little skeemin elves lol!!!!

* chicken leg.....thats a wing jess!!!!!!! (shes soo stupid!)
* hello my name is a borat hi 5.......dats a hand shake jess!!!!!!!(again nuff sed!!!!)
* de chinese christina augilera!!!
* so if £5.00 u cn get 500 TEN CENT lollies!!!!!wow dats realli cool!!!
* the girl in de bathroom dat had serious anger issues!!
* de girl in mac donlads stealin our chair!!!
* de asian guy bhind me lettin de chair fall and of course i scream
* de guy hittin me in de ass.......and den proccedin to ask for my fone numba!!!
* the d4's!!!
* wer all awake.......wake up sarah!!!!!!! (jess....AGAIN!!)
* im soo tired but im still asleep.....no ur not jess ur still awake!!!!
* they try 2 put me into rehab but i say nooo noo noooo!!!!!!
* to the left to the left!!!........me n jess pointin to d rite!!
* pushin de car in the car park!!
* the MOBO awards.....r the mo fo awards .........accordin to me!!!!!("wat u win?"...."mutha fucka ov de year!!!!")
* sarah fallin down de stairs......wen wer tryin to sneek down!!!
* pip tryin 2 b graceful walkin down de stairs.....but falls!!!!!!