1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
"...recipe given to me, not only out of a sense of propriety, but because it makes all the..."

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What's there?
Air

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Jongleurs Unleashed

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
03.54

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
03.58

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Regina Spektor singing Samson in my ears

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Earlier on. Putting something in the bin.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
The Oxegen Forum

9. What are you wearing?
Nightclothes - pyjama shorts, pyjama top

10. Did you dream last night?
Yes and it was very very random from what I recall

11. When did you last laugh?
Earlier on at RayGun

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Two pieces of a three-piece abstract painting by a guy from Downpatrick and two Celtic (not the football team) designs by a woman who's signature I can't quite read. Alison Brutton or something.

13. Seen anything weird lately?
No, actually.

14. What do you think of this quiz?
It's better than most of these Bebo quizzes

15. What is the last film you saw?
Entre Les Murs (The Class). Amazing.

16.If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
Not sure. I said a house in Iceland the last time but now I could probably buy Iceland in it's entirety

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
I used to be able to turn my eyelids inside-out. Alas, no more (Same answer as last time)

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Less reliance on capitalism and money in general

19. Do you like to dance?
Yes. I can't do it though.

20. George Bush:
Is no longer in power. But was a bit of a bellend, putting it mildly.

21. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Aye. Iceland. As we've established.

Go to your music player of choice and put it on shuffle.
Say the following questions aloud, and press play.
Use the song titles that come up to answer each question.
NO CHEATING.


1.How does the world see me?
Battle Cry of the West - Beulah

2. Will I have a happy life?
TV Song - Dan Warren

3. What do people really think of me?
Mistaken for Strangers - The National

4. Do people secretly lust after me?
Tired of England - Dirty Pretty Things

5. How can I make myself happy?
Margaret in Captivity - The Decemberists

6. What should I do with my life?
Jane Mary, Cry One Tear - Swans

7. Will I ever have children?
London Girl - The Pogues

8. What is some good advice for me?
End Title - Nightmare Before Christmas

9. What do I think my current theme song is?
Harborcoat - REM

10. What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
It's All Gonna Break - Broken Social Scene

11. What song will play at my funeral?
Mary on the Mend - Cherry Ghost

12. What is my day going to be like?
So Real - Jeff Buckley (Kind of makes sense, I suppose)

13. Why am I here?
Angel of Harlem - U2

14. What will people remember me for?
Everything Went Grey - Rolo Tomassi

15. What song will I get stuck in my head tomorrow?
The Re-Arranger - Mates of State

16. Are there people outside waiting to take me away?
Cherry Tulips - Headlights

17. What will this year be all about?
Hold On to This Day - Apples in Stereo (I like that one actually. Actually means something.)

18 - If you reached the top of Mount Everest, you would scream:
Love Lockdown - Kanye West

19 - The next time you stand up in front of a group of people, you'll say:
A Message from Ms. Matronic - Scissor Sisters

20 - Your message to the world:
Green Meadow Island - Jeniferever

21 - Your deepest secret:
Connjur - School of Seven Bells

22 - Your innermost desire:
Tremoloa Debut - Broken Social Scene

23 - Your oldest memory makes you think:
Like This - Girl Talk

24 - Somewhere in your wedding vows, you'll include:
Chronicles of a Bohemian Teenager Pt. 1 - Get Cape. Wear Cape. Fly.

25 - When you wake up in the morning, you mutter:
Globe Alone - Blur

26 - Right now, your feelings are:
Road to Nowhere - Talking Heads (Not far wrong, I suppose)

27 - The day you fall in love will be the day that:
Silent Shout - The Knife

28 - You scream during sex:
Blood - Editors

29 - Your farewell message to the readers of this:
Bright Side of the Road - Van Morrison

Nine things about myself:

9. I'm in my living room
8. I actually have a laptop on my lap
7. I'm watching the news
6. I'm wearing my shoes indoors - a rarity
5. I've finished all my exams
4. I wear glasses
3. My name has two Ts
2. I'm unemployed
1. I stole this off Gemma


Eight ways to win my heart.

8. Good taste in music
7. Good sense of humour
6. Good dress sense. Better than mine, at least. Not difficult.
5. Intelligence
4. Accept the fact that I'm poor and will probably buy you fuck all
3. Be up for craic but know when it's time to chillax
2. Be honest
1. Don't get pissed off when I'm moody


Seven things that cross my mind a lot.

7. How much money do I have?
6. I wonder what everyone else is at?
5. Who sings that song?
4. What song should I have played at my funeral?
3. Oooh, that's a nice wee rhyming couplet. I'll have to remember that.
2. *Insert random melody*
1. Must. Sleep.

Six things I do before I fall asleep:

6. Shut the computer down
5. Get something to eat
4. Get a cup of tea
3. Get in bed with food and tea
2. Stick phone on charge
1. Listen to podcasts or music

Five people who mean a lot. (in no order whatsoever)

5. Galway
4. Gemma
3. Kieran
2. Mark
1. Pretty much everyone else


Four things you're wearing right now.

4. Jeans
3. Converse
2. T-shirt
1. Glasses

Three songs that you listen to often.

3. The Trapeze Swinger - Iron and Wine
2. Acid Food - Mogwai
1. I Don't Believe in the Sun - The Magnetic Fields

Two things you want to do before you die.
2. Live abroad, hopefully somewhere in Canada or Scandinavia
1. Spend some time in a mental facility of some kind

One confession.

1. Can't think. I think I'm pretty open like.